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(Some Guy)   So you're going to hell. But which level? Take this test   ( divider line
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49491 clicks; posted to Main » on 30 Apr 2003 at 5:12 PM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-04-30 12:41:15 PM  
Level 2 for me.
2003-04-30 12:41:43 PM  
6th floor for me.
2003-04-30 12:46:13 PM  
Looks like I have a first class ticket on the Concorde to hell. I am level 8.
2003-04-30 12:50:38 PM  
Level 2, goddammit
2003-04-30 01:04:52 PM  
Sixth Level of Hell - The City of Dis

Recockulous, save me a good seat.
2003-04-30 01:07:18 PM  
Spin_Doc I get the aisle seat, mm-k?

I've done some shameful things.. but I wouldn't do them again. Isn't that what that forgiveness bullshiat is all about?
2003-04-30 01:09:28 PM  
Level 7 here I come! I wonder if I can get an upgrade using my frequent fryer points...
2003-04-30 01:10:10 PM  
Level 6 for me, too. I think I'm gonna have a lot of farkers for company. D'oh!
2003-04-30 01:10:28 PM  
wow - fifth level! "very high!" good thing i didn't mention Fark.
2003-04-30 01:15:43 PM  
Farkers, especially photoshopping farkers, should get their own level of hell. I demand that my level of hell be a gated community to keep the rest of the scum out.
2003-04-30 01:26:43 PM  
Level 2. Looks like that's pretty pure around here.
2003-04-30 01:34:28 PM  
Technically, I'm carting off to level 6, but if it's full (which it might well be) - I could happily go to 8 or 9(!)
2003-04-30 01:35:58 PM  
Next step : Level 5.
2003-04-30 01:40:54 PM  
Level 2-lustful. Oh yeah.
2003-04-30 01:41:49 PM  
My attention span is so damn short I couldnt get past the 20th question.

I'll just take a wild guess and say level 5.
2003-04-30 01:46:28 PM  

So basically I'm a good little farker, and the rest of you are bad. Where did I go wrong?
2003-04-30 01:48:30 PM  
Level 2. Which is good considering all my friends will be there.
2003-04-30 02:07:36 PM  
First level of Limbo, baby!
2003-04-30 02:13:15 PM  
Level 666 for me.
2003-04-30 02:14:34 PM  
7th level. But then I've already been there for years.
2003-04-30 02:28:51 PM  
Well, we know Wldncrzy14 is young, but Cerie and Johnz16 probably just need to get out more.
2003-04-30 02:50:48 PM  
Level 2, lustful. Hardly a surprise.
2003-04-30 02:57:25 PM  
I can't believe I am the only one at level 8 so far. Of course I am sure Aarkieboy will be a level 8 or 9 once he takes the test.
2003-04-30 02:58:04 PM  
I got off the elevator at level 6. I think the frequent masturbation got me.
2003-04-30 02:59:44 PM  
Level 8?!!?! The Malebolge, the realm of fraudulent, malicious, and panderers, looks like my new home. I knew I was going to Hell because of Fark, but I didn't know I was an extreme sinner. Guess that trip to Las Vegas didn't help me much.
2003-04-30 03:01:49 PM  
I only got sent to the first level of hell. Hmmm, maybe I need to be out more...

First Level of Hell - Limbo

Charon ushers you across the river Acheron, and you find yourself upon the brink of grief's abysmal valley. You are in Limbo, a place of sorrow without torment. You encounter a seven-walled castle, and within those walls you find rolling fresh meadows illuminated by the light of reason, whereabout many shades dwell. These are the virtuous pagans, the great philosophers and authors, unbaptised children, and others unfit to enter the kingdom of heaven. You share company with Caesar, Homer, Virgil, Socrates, and Aristotle. There is no punishment here, and the atmosphere is peaceful, yet sad.

Unfortunately, that last line sounded all too familiar...
2003-04-30 03:10:05 PM  
Level 2 for me... Here, sinners are blown around endlessly by the unforgiving winds of unquenchable desire as punishment for their transgressions.

Great. So I get to spend eternity horny. Well, there are worse things. Like you poor naked wrathful bastards pounding the crap out of each other on level 5.

Level 8, however, sounds like your basic rave mosh pit.
2003-04-30 03:26:20 PM  
Level 2 - Lustful Level, Pleasure Seekers, Kitten Killers!

Hey Level 2 farkers, signup for softball here:

2003-04-30 03:32:56 PM  
Level 3
2003-04-30 03:38:37 PM  
Level 7. Meh.
2003-04-30 03:42:54 PM  

It appears I have company though.
2003-04-30 03:50:22 PM  
Looks like I've got my ticket for the bus to Level 6
2003-04-30 04:18:30 PM  
It says my roomates will be Judas and Brutus. What the hell does that mean?
2003-04-30 04:28:58 PM  
7th level for me, but I lied a few times to get that high. I'm really the devil trying to get back to heaven.

I'm on my way!
2003-04-30 04:29:21 PM  
God damn it. The sight specifically mentions Judas and Brutus. I thought I was being witty.

Do you think science and logic represent the pinnacle of human understanding?
It sickens me to think some people actually think ignorance is holy.

Hammering away on scandals is a good way to damage those with whom you disagree politically.
WTF kind of question is that? TRUE! Acknowledging what is true doesn't mean you agree with it.

A pimp is a good thing to be.
Hell yeah!
2003-04-30 04:29:29 PM  
Which level?
2003-04-30 04:35:15 PM  
2003-04-30 04:37:46 PM  
Seventh level of hell for me. Too bad I don't believe in hell. This quiz was more fun than the damned quiz that told me I was somewhere between Bill and Hillary Clinton. damn, I still have the jibblies thinking about that scenario.
2003-04-30 04:37:47 PM  
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2nd level
2003-04-30 04:46:57 PM  
I'm pitboss here on Level 2!
2003-04-30 04:54:27 PM  
Some of these questions seem a little retarded. What does being overweight or depressed have to do with whether or not someone goes to hell?
2003-04-30 05:00:35 PM  
Wow, seems to be alot of Farkers going to either Level 2 or Level 6.

Hey, RaceHack, I'll sign up if I get to be third base. :)
2003-04-30 05:03:21 PM  
Exick, I think the obesity is a result of the sin of gluttony. And I guess the church just frowns on sad people. Which would explain why the pope is always grinning from ear-to-ear.

/presses button for Level 6
2003-04-30 05:15:38 PM  
WTF? two blogger quizes in one day?

i dont approve.
2003-04-30 05:15:55 PM  
Which level?

I'm going to win the game.
2003-04-30 05:16:02 PM  
Level 17, just between Clinton and Powell.
2003-04-30 05:17:49 PM  
The better question is what level you are currently ON.
2003-04-30 05:19:09 PM  

I swim in the river Styx.

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2003-04-30 05:20:07 PM  
None. I'm an atheist.
2003-04-30 05:20:12 PM  
level six...i can feel the flames lickin' my ass.....
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