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Mandrax

2003-04-30 11:41:57 AM

OMFG.

Cerie

2003-04-30 11:43:23 AM

Hehehehehe
Bought to you by the Ebay Teapot guy.

Why is it the guys with the smallest equipment always post
it for sale and want you to call them.

andychrist420

2003-04-30 11:44:39 AM

Yeah, that's REAL and ORIGINAL. Notice the arm?

DomoFizz3

2003-04-30 11:44:48 AM

Ok - looks like a photoshop, imo. Looks like it's two different 'poses' of this guy at the same time - unless, of course, there are two of them 'enjoying' this guitar at the same time...

Mono...D'oh!

2003-04-30 11:45:24 AM

LMAO!

Sinatra

2003-04-30 11:45:34 AM

That's freakin' hilarious.

Flyinglemur

2003-04-30 11:46:42 AM

Yeesh

Mantanga

2003-04-30 11:47:25 AM

tears - running down my face ---- must leave now...

Flyinglemur

2003-04-30 11:54:06 AM

"Upon further review...this has definitely been photoshopped."

But WHY??!!

Guy Incognito

2003-04-30 12:00:25 PM

alas, they don't look like the same picture.

Cerie

2003-04-30 12:00:26 PM

I wonder if he is selling the guitar for someone else.

All of his other auctions are nothing like this one and the items aren't even musical. Hmmm wonder if he even knows it's there.

Spork__

2003-04-30 12:03:31 PM

When will people learn?

Godzilla

2003-04-30 12:07:19 PM

Who says Indidanapolis isn't boring?

Mandrax

2003-04-30 12:12:12 PM

Even if it is fake and the teapot guy it's especially funny because my husband sells Gibson Les Paul parts online. Happily, this is not him pictured.

batchild

2003-04-30 12:40:10 PM

it hasn't been 'shopped. notice the curvature. it's kind of like having 2 fish eye lenses next to each other, getting slightly different views.

what a nut.

Cerie

2003-04-30 12:46:28 PM

"notice the curvature"

umm no thanks.

I agree with Flyinglemur
I think it was shopped. The arm with the camera is different and so are the legs in both photos, in one photo the legs are spread wider than the other.

Peteykins

2003-04-30 12:58:32 PM

I don't think it's pshopped...it's the curvature and angle of diffraction making the pictures look different. If it were pshopped, the two images would tend to look exactly the same. This is really funny.

Davide

2003-04-30 01:06:14 PM

Does he know? If not, should we tell him? Or leave it there for the Classic Farkers to "enjoy" as well?

Peteykins

2003-04-30 01:12:20 PM

He must know by now. Shouldn't this get a "weiners" tag, by the way?

Davide

2003-04-30 01:15:14 PM

supersized NSFW

Ramesees

2003-04-30 01:16:28 PM

holy shiat - what a freak

Ramesees

2003-04-30 01:19:57 PM

by the way, don't think it's a photoshop - look at the other pictures (if you can) - you can see his bare feet - seriously wrong.

DomoFizz3

2003-04-30 01:24:50 PM

Yeah, now I would have to agree that this isn't a photoshop - what I thought was his hand fiddling with his bow string was just a roll of fat and his arm was in fact raised just like in the other reflection. (ACK!)
Now, I need to find another photo to rid me of this picture in my head!

Monkeyknife

2003-04-30 01:26:04 PM

I don't think its PS'd either. The reflections are on two different curves. I think he's squatting (ugh) in front of the left-side chrome piece.

Peteykins

2003-04-30 01:26:54 PM

I saved it in case it gets pulled after going to the main page. And no...I didn't save it for any other reason; He's really not my type.

Cerie

2003-04-30 01:30:50 PM

From his Ebay store page:
http://www.stores.ebay.com/id=505558

"A good friend of mine happens to be real good at finding things to sell. He knows nothing about ebay, so a partnership is formed!. We will have all sorts of stuff. Keep watching. I should have new stuff every week or so. Thanks...Bob"

So maybe it isn't photoshopped and the guys are just exchanging items?

exick

2003-04-30 02:28:30 PM

If this is a pshop job, then it's a damn fine one and deserves some recognition (if it weren't for the subject). Notice the guitar case in the background of the reflection on the right side. The floor and the case have the correct color/shading and they're aligned properly. It's either one of the best photoshops ever, or it's real.

RaceHack

2003-04-30 03:04:05 PM

His counter is jumping by thousands hourly now.
eBay will notice soon, ah eBay big brother of yard sales.

recockulous

2003-04-30 03:04:59 PM

I vote for real. I think that's the curvature of the brass shiny thing.

That's my professional opinion, take it to the bank.

Webratta

2003-04-30 03:07:26 PM

Dear lord what a fetish. Naked ebaying. Just when you thought you've seen/done it all.

xkenny13

2003-04-30 03:09:22 PM

Let's just hope he doesn't start selling mirrors or anything...

WafflesAreGreat

2003-04-30 03:42:01 PM

Ha....that was funny some funny stuff....just be glad it wasn't...uh....something else that is also reflective but larger...

Yosarian

2003-04-30 04:00:18 PM

The guitar's a beauty. But I could never hold it without thinking about him playing it naked. (shivers)
If he wanted guys to buy it he should have had an attractive woman in his place in that photo.

sfmission

2003-04-30 04:30:54 PM

His phone number is included in the ad.

Dave's not here, man.

RepoMan

2003-04-30 05:01:48 PM