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(eBay)   Mans sells guitar, bidders get more than they wanted. Hint: Supersize righthand picture   ( divider line
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223087 clicks; posted to Main » on 30 Apr 2003 at 6:27 PM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-04-30 06:58:07 PM  
Thanks for the NSFW tag on this one, putz.

Oh well, it looks like it's suicide again for me.
2003-04-30 06:58:08 PM  
2003-04-30 06:58:10 PM  
2003-04-30 06:58:29 PM  
Well, now it is farked. Farkers who want to see such a thing, if you missed it, it is posted above in the comments.
2003-04-30 06:58:44 PM  
Aaawww... they took it down...
2003-04-30 06:58:49 PM  
Peteykins: Thanks, that's the one. I could swear she showed us others too, and some involving relfections. Oh well, it WAS the eighties.
2003-04-30 06:58:50 PM  
g1 gone
2003-04-30 06:58:51 PM  
44,000 and it just got removed!
Item now invalid!
2003-04-30 06:58:53 PM  
2003-04-30 06:59:05 PM  

LMAO Billy Bob got "Yanked"
2003-04-30 06:59:05 PM  
It's off E-Bay now.
2003-04-30 06:59:11 PM  
I'm glad I saved it. You're welcome!
2003-04-30 06:59:13 PM  
He has a small penis.
2003-04-30 06:59:26 PM  
>>> i hafta peeeeee!!!!
2003-04-30 07:00:11 PM  
i think they took it down
2003-04-30 07:00:22 PM  
Looks like thy just took the picture down. One second it was up, and now the auction is down... shucks.
2003-04-30 07:00:24 PM  
2003-04-30 07:01:44 PM  
FARKED!!!!!! (well not really)
2003-04-30 07:01:53 PM  
Anyone who saw it can pull the image from their Internet Cache (or should be able to) and repost it.

I would but I'm at woik.

2003-04-30 07:02:02 PM  
I've got to agree with the accidentally-on-purpose crowd. I don't think the picture is photoshopped, but I find it hard to believe that the guy didn't notice he was within full view when he posted the pictures in his auction.

On the other hand, auction has now been yanked. Teehee...
2003-04-30 07:02:05 PM  
This will be a really good test of Inkfrog's mettle.
2003-04-30 07:02:07 PM  
This has been another episode of: The Sensitive Naked Man
2003-04-30 07:02:12 PM  
2003-04-30 07:02:22 PM  
I wonder what other items he has up for auction... some set of mixing spoons that reveal his hairy asss? Or some other instrument that he has tea bagged for your shopping enjoyment.
2003-04-30 07:02:28 PM  
After 2 minutes if grueling scientific research, the Ebay Naked Man In Guitar Reflection Association (ENMIGRA) has verified that the picture is indeed real. Studies indicate that he is holding the guitar in his right hand slightly turned in the counter-clockwise direction causing the reflection in the tuning keys on the back shifted slightly to the left. He is also holding the camera in his left hand turning his camera slightly to the right. Still no cure for cancer
2003-04-30 07:03:02 PM's gone.
2003-04-30 07:03:10 PM  
Ebay finally pulled it.
2003-04-30 07:03:31 PM  
The counter pasted in above still works... and is still going up.

Although it is down a wee bit from the 1000+ per minute pace.
2003-04-30 07:04:13 PM  
For the record, I don't think it's faked.

But to anyone who claims to be a professional and says this type of thing can't be faked: buy a book on Photoshop, watch the Matrix, then repeat until you get a clue.
2003-04-30 07:04:47 PM  
CaptainGood: You stupid idiots who don't think this was photoshopped are the same stupid idiots who believe the moon landing was real.

Well thought out argument. I like the logic you bring into it with the use of the phrase "stupid idiots." Twice.

There are people who get off on doing this stuff. Deal with it.
2003-04-30 07:06:03 PM  
i haven't read through this whole thing (don't have the time at the moment) but did anybody else notice that the two reflections were different?

one showed him with a hand over his crotch and the other with his arm extended a bit.
2003-04-30 07:06:32 PM  
Ummmm... won't the counter keep going up since people are hitting the honesty-counter.cgi file from this page?

Nevermind... ignore the man behind the code.
2003-04-30 07:06:39 PM  
and its farked
2003-04-30 07:06:50 PM  
300lbs-big hairy ape:

are u referring to me? I didn't say it can't be done. rather, I said it _wasn't_ in this case.
2003-04-30 07:07:08 PM  
I wonder how much longer until somebody auctions of a picture of them looking at a picture of nakie guitar man?
2003-04-30 07:07:52 PM  
that piece of skin you think was his hand wasn't his hand ;)
2003-04-30 07:08:06 PM  
Remember, it's the smart idiots you gotta watch out for.
2003-04-30 07:08:11 PM  
it told me the items been removed now..
2003-04-30 07:09:56 PM  
invalid item!
2003-04-30 07:15:56 PM  
Down-Crier: I think it was irony.
2003-04-30 07:16:57 PM  
Please tell me someone has a mirror of this somewhere!?!!?
2003-04-30 07:17:02 PM  

Um, do I have to keep buying the book over and over again, or can I just watch the Matrix over and over again?

Neither one really appeals to me, but I'll save more money with the Matrix option.......
2003-04-30 07:17:54 PM  
"Have you ever seen a grown man take a picture of a guitar while naked?"

2003-04-30 07:18:15 PM  
If it is photoshopped, it was a waste of time. How hard is it for an actual naked fatass to take his own picture?

His gut does look a lot like the fat guy on the tea kettle... the same?
2003-04-30 07:18:16 PM  
my ex has a pic of me sitting on the commode jamming away on my guitar, oblivious that a picture was being taken. I sure hope she doesn't remember!
2003-04-30 07:18:17 PM  
Is it wrong that i'm turned on by the thought of a female doctor analyzing my sperm?
2003-04-30 07:18:34 PM  
DAMN Ebay deleted it already! Thanks for the pic DavidE!
2003-04-30 07:20:15 PM  
This auction is WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY more entertaining.
2003-04-30 07:22:30 PM  
Aren't ironies reflective? No, wait. That's irons.
2003-04-30 07:23:00 PM  
I am now tainted for life!!!! Real or not, I did not need these images. farkin weirdo anyway.
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