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2010-03-28 11:52:14 AM
Never head butt a jumbo shrimp.
 
2010-03-28 12:44:01 PM
If we could feck with the animals, just imagine it
chastizing a chimp in chimpanzee
Imagine taunting ticklish tigers, karate-chopping a cheetah
What a neat achievement that would be!

If we could feck with the animals, go on a fauna taunting spree.
Watch me KO a wallabee or three.
We'd punch elephants and eagles, buffalos and beagles!
Alligators, guinea pigs, and fleas!

Choking polar bears pestering pythons,
Cursing out fluent kangaroos, ruffling feathers of feeble cocatoos!
If people asked us, "Cock-punch a rhinoceros?"
We'd say, "Of courserous, can't you?"
 
2010-03-28 01:04:58 PM
I would not want to head butt a giraffe. They're quite dangerous with those things.
 
2010-03-28 01:28:21 PM
TheOmni: I would not want to head butt a giraffe. They're quite dangerous with those things.

came in here to post that video

I'm impressed every time I see it
 
2010-03-28 01:53:34 PM
He's lucky he's not dead.

/Never wrestle a gorilla either
 
2010-03-28 02:43:21 PM
And never get into a punching fight with a Kangaroo.

neatorama.cachefly.net
 
2010-03-28 03:25:59 PM
And never wear a ponytail around a killer whale.
 
2010-03-28 03:27:51 PM
Snarfangel: Never head butt a jumbo shrimp.

muck4doo: He's lucky he's not dead.

/Never wrestle a gorilla either


Barfmaker: And never get into a punching fight with a Kangaroo.

Sage advice, all of you.

/never lick a hippo's tits
 
2010-03-28 03:32:52 PM
MiddleyMcCentrist: Snarfangel: Never head butt a jumbo shrimp.

muck4doo: He's lucky he's not dead.

/Never wrestle a gorilla either

Barfmaker: And never get into a punching fight with a Kangaroo.

Sage advice, all of you.

/never lick a hippo's tits


Never get horny with a rhino.
 
2010-03-28 03:33:22 PM
I've been told by my elders that you can't rollerskate in a buffalo herd.
 
2010-03-28 03:33:38 PM
Dolphins really aren't fond of fish. They just had a really good agent for That Movie.

It could be that they've been trying to keep some past issue between them hidden. I've heard they're secretly jealous of gills and all that. It's not a pretty history if it's true.
 
2010-03-28 03:35:25 PM
From personal experience, I can advise never kicking a charging ram in the forehead. It can really hurt your foot.

/sheep are agressive idiots
 
2010-03-28 03:37:07 PM
Enough with the farking "protip" thing.
 
2010-03-28 03:40:39 PM
frickinyeahyeahyeah: Enough with the farking "protip" thing.

I agree.
When I hear someone use that phrase, I just want to punch them in the mouth.
 
2010-03-28 03:41:05 PM
Cockfights should be avoided as well.
 
2010-03-28 03:42:17 PM
MiddleyMcCentrist: Sage advice, all of you.
/never lick a hippo's tits

frickinyeahyeahyeah: Enough with the farking "protip" thing.

Never touch a manta ray's protip
 
2010-03-28 03:46:07 PM
Never yiff the otter.
 
2010-03-28 03:49:31 PM
Never cheat a cheetah.

Not only will there be no hiding from it, there won't be any running away from it either.
 
2010-03-28 03:50:16 PM
img31.imageshack.us

Giraffes are dangerous.
 
2010-03-28 03:55:59 PM
http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2006/1/18/

obligatory
 
2010-03-28 04:05:43 PM
screw you subby, i know what im doing here. i even brought my own stilts!

/ohhh never head butt a giraffe
//i thought you said never butt far... nevermind
///shambles off on stilts towards the zoo
 
2010-03-28 04:19:26 PM
frickinyeahyeahyeah: Enough with the farking "protip" thing.solokumba: frickinyeahyeahyeah: Enough with the farking "protip" thing.

I agree.
When I hear someone use that phrase, I just want to punch them in the mouth.


Added by modmins
 
2010-03-28 04:27:25 PM
Eat the giraffe. It's kosher too.
 
2010-03-28 04:40:59 PM
Schwarf: http://www.penny-arcade.com/comic/2006/1/18/

obligatory


http://questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1376

also obligatory

/also, never be rude to an arab
 
2010-03-28 04:52:24 PM
Cockfights should be avoided as well.

Sounds painful!

/How close would you have to stand to cockfight?
 
2010-03-28 04:59:10 PM
Maybe they need a giraffe-helmet.
 
2010-03-28 05:08:15 PM
brap: If we could feck with the animals, just imagine it
chastizing a chimp in chimpanzee
Imagine taunting ticklish tigers, karate-chopping a cheetah
What a neat achievement that would be!

If we could feck with the animals, go on a fauna taunting spree.
Watch me KO a wallabee or three.
We'd punch elephants and eagles, buffalos and beagles!
Alligators, guinea pigs, and fleas!

Choking polar bears pestering pythons,
Cursing out fluent kangaroos, ruffling feathers of feeble cocatoos!
If people asked us, "Cock-punch a rhinoceros?"
We'd say, "Of courserous, can't you?"


Brilliant!
/aaaawww crap now rex harrison is shouting in my head
 
2010-03-28 05:26:29 PM
brap: If we could feck with the animals, just imagine it
chastizing a chimp in chimpanzee
Imagine taunting ticklish tigers, karate-chopping a cheetah
What a neat achievement that would be!

If we could feck with the animals, go on a fauna taunting spree.
Watch me KO a wallabee or three.
We'd punch elephants and eagles, buffalos and beagles!
Alligators, guinea pigs, and fleas!

Choking polar bears pestering pythons,
Cursing out fluent kangaroos, ruffling feathers of feeble cocatoos!
If people asked us, "Cock-punch a rhinoceros?"
We'd say, "Of courserous, can't you?"


But never ever taunt the Dynamite Monkey

msp55.photobucket.com
 
2010-03-28 05:35:28 PM
img695.imageshack.us

dangiraffe?
 
2010-03-28 05:35:42 PM
Barfmaker: And never get into a punching fight with a Kangaroo.

Someone has to tell me the story behind that.
 
2010-03-28 05:39:36 PM
LET'S TALK DIRTY TO THE ANIMALS
Michael O Donoghue

GILDA RADNER


Rooster says Good Morning
With a "Cock-a-doodle-doo" - Good Morning!
A horse's neigh is just his way
Of saying, "How are you".
A lion growls "Hello"
And owls ask "Why" and "Where" and "Who".
May I suggest you get undressed
And show them your wazoo - Oh,

The animals, the animals,
Let's talk dirty to the animals.
F*ck you, Mister Bunny.
Eat sh*t, Mister Bear.
If they don't love it, they can shove it.
Frankly, I don't care - Oh,

The animals, the animals,
Let's talk dirty to the animals.
Up yours, Mister Hippo
P*ss off, Mister Fox.
Go tell a chicken, "S*ck my d*ck" and
Give him chicken pox - Oh,

The animals, the animals,
Let's talk dirty to the animals
From birds in the treetops
To snakes in the grass - But,
Never tell an alligator, "Bite my..." No!
Never tell an alligator, "Bite my..." Yes!
Never tell an alligator, "Bite my sn*tch!"
 
2010-03-28 05:41:08 PM
UNAUTHORIZED FINGER: LET'S TALK DIRTY TO THE ANIMALS
Michael O Donoghue

GILDA RADNER


Rooster says Good Morning
With a "Cock-a-doodle-doo" - Good Morning!
A horse's neigh is just his way
Of saying, "How are you".
A lion growls "Hello"
And owls ask "Why" and "Where" and "Who".
May I suggest you get undressed
And show them your wazoo - Oh,

The animals, the animals,
Let's talk dirty to the animals.
F*ck you, Mister Bunny.
Eat sh*t, Mister Bear.
If they don't love it, they can shove it.
Frankly, I don't care - Oh,

The animals, the animals,
Let's talk dirty to the animals.
Up yours, Mister Hippo
P*ss off, Mister Fox.
Go tell a chicken, "S*ck my d*ck" and
Give him chicken pox - Oh,

The animals, the animals,
Let's talk dirty to the animals
From birds in the treetops
To snakes in the grass - But,
Never tell an alligator, "Bite my..." No!
Never tell an alligator, "Bite my..." Yes!
Never tell an alligator, "Bite my sn*tch!"


you know, I love gilda radner, but I'm amazed more people don't make the connection from her to sarah silverman.
 
2010-03-28 06:01:51 PM
In all fairness, that zoo should have known what to expect when they put Conan the Barbarian on the payroll.
 
2010-03-28 06:42:24 PM
muymanwell: you know, I love gilda radner, but I'm amazed more people don't make the connection from her to sarah silverman.


I think Gilda was more loveable. Sarah can take care of herself, Gilda always seemed more vulnerable. Otherwise, I agree.
 
2010-03-28 06:49:52 PM
everygame.files.wordpress.com
 
2010-03-28 07:19:52 PM
When I was a child of about 4 or 5, my mom took me to the local zoo. I was having a great time learning all the animal names, feeding the seals, you name it. That is, until we got to the giraffe enclosure...and one of them decided to spit on me. Do you have any idea of the volume of spit a giraffe can generate? IMHO, the zookeeper in TFA should have shot, killed, stuffed and mounted this yellow spotted spitting menace. Death to all giraffes!

/true story, bro
 
2010-03-28 07:28:05 PM
archnem: When I was a child of about 4 or 5, my mom took me to the local zoo. I was having a great time learning all the animal names, feeding the seals, you name it. That is, until we got to the giraffe enclosure...and one of them decided to spit on me. Do you have any idea of the volume of spit a giraffe can generate? IMHO, the zookeeper in TFA should have shot, killed, stuffed and mounted this yellow spotted spitting menace. Death to all giraffes!

/true story, bro


I'm truly sorry but I had to laugh.
 
2010-03-28 07:33:20 PM
UNAUTHORIZED FINGER:

I'm truly sorry but I had to laugh.


You and everyone else at the zoo that day. But we'll see who laughs last when I complete my plan for global giraffe extermination!
 
2010-03-28 07:34:47 PM
Giraffes headbutting (new window)

Serious business.
 
2010-03-28 07:48:51 PM
archnem: UNAUTHORIZED FINGER:

I'm truly sorry but I had to laugh.

You and everyone else at the zoo that day. But we'll see who laughs last when I complete my plan for global giraffe extermination!


Save one for me. My two-year-old niece loves them, and she still hasn't seen one in person. I'll be sure to cover her with a trash bag and a rain hat when we go to see them. :)
 
2010-03-28 08:27:32 PM
How would you head butt a giraffe without a 20-foot extension ladder handy?
 
2010-03-28 11:08:05 PM
Well crap, there goes my Tuesday.
 
2010-03-28 11:50:43 PM
Barfmaker: And never get into a punching fight with a Kangaroo.

that camera probably got a really awesome action shot
 
2010-03-29 12:07:19 AM
I once got a gentle head-bump from a giraffe that didn't really like me hugging it during photos.

/I suppose it wouldn't have liked me hugging it any other time, either.
 
2010-03-29 06:52:21 AM
My cat head buts everything.
Hold out a fist, be will head but your hand.
He will knock over any beer he finds...
 
2010-03-29 09:07:35 AM
Never head butt a goat, either. They are really good at it and will enjoy your foolishness.

/friend of the family had a pet goat
//pretty good pet, actually (head butting was considered "play")
 
Al!
2010-03-29 07:36:49 PM
frickinyeahyeahyeah: Enough with the farking "protip" thing.

Protip: Whining about memes makes you sound like a whiner.

/I'm going to start saying it in RL now.
 
2010-03-29 11:12:09 PM
Al!: frickinyeahyeahyeah: Enough with the farking "protip" thing.

Protip: Whining about memes makes you sound like a whiner.

/I'm going to start saying it in RL now.



Knock yourself out, douchebag.
 
Al!
2010-03-29 11:31:20 PM
frickinyeahyeahyeah: Al!: frickinyeahyeahyeah: Enough with the farking "protip" thing.

Protip: Whining about memes makes you sound like a whiner.

/I'm going to start saying it in RL now.


Knock yourself out, douchebag.


Protip: Name-calling is for idiots.
 
2010-03-30 01:22:07 AM
Al!: frickinyeahyeahyeah: Al!: frickinyeahyeahyeah: Enough with the farking "protip" thing.

Protip: Whining about memes makes you sound like a whiner.

/I'm going to start saying it in RL now.

Knock yourself out, douchebag.

Protip: Name-calling is for idiots.




Idiot.
 
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