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(details.com)   How to stay sucessfully married to a porn star: Rule 1 - Never ask her how how her day was at work   (details.com) divider line 216
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2010-03-28 10:23:37 AM
That entire article read like a how-to of failed marriages. MAYBE the couple with an open relationship can keep it up, but I'm wondering how it's going to work once she is done with porn since she seems to be the only one with any financial success.
 
2010-03-28 10:49:23 AM
Rule 2 - If her friends want to come over for a swim and you don't have a pool. Just say yes.
 
2010-03-28 11:06:41 AM
www.ramendays.com

pornstar marital aid
 
2010-03-28 11:07:42 AM
NSFW, for those inevitably looking for pics of her.
 
2010-03-28 11:09:09 AM
When she gets home, make her shower before she sits down
 
2010-03-28 11:28:17 AM
ArkAngel: When she gets home, make her shower before she sits down

Turn on the sump pump.
 
2010-03-28 11:28:50 AM
"How was your day at work, honey?"

"Jeez, it was hard. We were slammed all day. Boss was riding my ass, had a new guy who doesn't know which end is up, so I had to work on him for an hour until he could come up with anything worthwhile."

"FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU"

/repeat every day until divorce

abb3w: NSFW, for those inevitably looking for pics of her.

Jesus, do not want. Call me studman69 if you will, but that's one nasty, nasty looking slitch. The doc who made those implant scar smileys on the bottom of her nipples should be taken out and shot.
 
2010-03-28 11:31:38 AM
lobootomy: That entire article read like a how-to of failed marriages. MAYBE the couple with an open relationship can keep it up, but I'm wondering how it's going to work once she is done with porn since she seems to be the only one with any financial success.

I was thinking the same thing....she's bringing work home with her so he gets some action. I think the rest of them are doomed.

Hell, Belladonna is married to some porn cameraman...and that chick has been plowed more than Iowa cornfields.
 
2010-03-28 11:38:22 AM
dahmers love zombie: slitch

Uh oh, I have a new word!
 
2010-03-28 11:42:17 AM
"That's beautiful," says a scruffy-faced director. "Now give me a jawbreaker."

Sky adjusts Deen's penis so that its head causes her left cheek to bubble.


I seriously LOL'ed. I'd love to see a dictionary of the porn industry's insider jargon.
 
2010-03-28 11:48:31 AM
Yeah, I just don't think I could hang with that. But one of my biggest questions has always been: What's AFTER the porn?
 
2010-03-28 11:55:10 AM
The lady on the last page is pretty awesome.

Wow.
 
2010-03-28 11:59:01 AM
She's 24? I thought she was in her 30's.
 
2010-03-28 11:59:39 AM
"120! My wife sucked 120 dicks!"
 
2010-03-28 12:01:28 PM
TwistedIvory: Yeah, I just don't think I could hang with that. But one of my biggest questions has always been: What's AFTER the porn?

Typically, a slow, desperate slide into increasingly sleazy nightclubs, working in whorehouses as their "feature of the week", webcam work, drug addiction, disease, alcoholism, and misery, topped off by watching your illegitimate daughter become the school slut in 6th grade due to your inability to provide effective role modeling.

Or it could go bad for them.
 
2010-03-28 12:01:47 PM
Bill, who works as a driver for a talent agency.

Right, like he's not getting some strange on the side.
 
2010-03-28 12:02:38 PM
"I don't look at it as sex," he says. "I look at it as a guy with his dick in my wife..."

www.mandypatinkin.net
 
2010-03-28 12:03:12 PM
skinink:
"120! My wife sucked 120 dicks!"

"In a row?"

"Actually, yeah."

"Huh. Not bad. So, you doing fantasy football this year?"

"Probably. Been looking over the prospectus."
 
2010-03-28 12:04:38 PM
Depressing. I was friends with a few of the well-known up and comers (no pun intended) when I lived in L.A.. Some of the nicest, most generous people I've ever met, but they all had the same impermeable shroud of melancholy and loneliness around them. Not too bright, either, but surprisingly smarter and deeper (no pun, again) than the stereotype would suggest.
 
2010-03-28 12:06:04 PM
"I look at it as a guy with his dick in my wife, but they're working and it's not emotional. She never orgasms in porn. That's for us. If it happened on the set, it would be a little weird."

She never orgasms in your bed either, she's an actor.
 
2010-03-28 12:08:09 PM
Porn stars are what married men use as an ESCAPE from marriage.

You wouldn't try to cross the Atlantic in a life boat.

And you shouldn't marry a porn star.
 
2010-03-28 12:08:57 PM
I don't think I could handle that. Knowing that my wife was banging Coke Can Dan all day would be too much.

Chicks? Alright.

Stripper? Yeah no big deal.


Hardcore porn? How about no.
 
2010-03-28 12:09:16 PM
dahmers love zombie: "How was your day at work, honey?"

"Jeez, it was hard. We were slammed all day. Boss was riding my ass, had a new guy who doesn't know which end is up, so I had to work on him for an hour until he could come up with anything worthwhile."



this is awesome.
 
2010-03-28 12:11:28 PM
hovsm: She's 24? I thought she was in her 30's.

Porn 20 is real-world 30.

A 30-y/o porn star is in GILF movies.
 
2010-03-28 12:13:01 PM
implant scar smileys

What a great name for a band
 
2010-03-28 12:14:09 PM
Any guy who could not handle hearing about her day never should have married her.
 
2010-03-28 12:15:25 PM
hovsm: She's 24? I thought she was in her 30's.

Better yet, ftfa...

Sky and Bill met in 2002 while working together at an independent film-production company.

Unless my math fails me, she was 16 and he was in his late 20's...
 
2010-03-28 12:15:26 PM
"Gee honey, today you smell like Ron Jeremy..."
 
2010-03-28 12:18:50 PM
Any guy who could not handle hearing about her day never should have married her.

"Freddy Wang had this scrotozit that friggin popped open on my neck! Goddamn director wants to "go with it"....blood and ooze and cum. I was totally like not getting off"
 
2010-03-28 12:19:30 PM
That's a rough 24.

And that poor guy sounds completely whipped. I dunno. Whatever floats your boat, but he didn't really convince me that he's cool with it.
 
2010-03-28 12:19:50 PM
"I look at it as a guy with his dick in my wife, but they're working and it's not emotional. She never orgasms in porn."

This is exactly why mainstream hardcore is not worth watching. If people are going to have sex on camera, they should at least be sincere about it.
 
2010-03-28 12:19:58 PM
Even though I'm not the jealous type at all, I think I would have a major problem with one of the most important aspects of our relationship being treated like a mass-market commodity.

But, if the guys in the article can do it, more power to them.
 
2010-03-28 12:19:58 PM
Subtitle for the book: "How to Know for Sure You've Failed at Life".
 
2010-03-28 12:21:08 PM
Hickory-smoked: "I look at it as a guy with his dick in my wife, but they're working and it's not emotional. She never orgasms in porn."

This is exactly why mainstream hardcore is not worth watching. If people are going to have sex on camera, they should at least be sincere about it.


why? It's a job and they are acting.
 
2010-03-28 12:21:13 PM
FTA "She never orgasms in porn. That's for us."

That's what she said.
 
2010-03-28 12:21:51 PM
i41.tinypic.com
/Never more appropriate
 
2010-03-28 12:21:54 PM
FTFA: Life with a XXX actress has its perks-

The article doesn't really seem to say what those perks are.
 
2010-03-28 12:22:19 PM
Oh, for f*ck's sake. You don't marry porn stars. You marry Catholic girls. Twice as freaky in the sack and they look at your junk like it's forbidden fruit, not their 9-to-5.
 
2010-03-28 12:24:29 PM
TwistedIvory: Yeah, I just don't think I could hang with that. But one of my biggest questions has always been: What's AFTER the porn?

Travel I think. I've heard travel to Egypt is very popular for ex-porn stars, the water ways are very popular for them over there.
i200.photobucket.com
 
2010-03-28 12:25:14 PM
It would be gentlemanly to offer to run lines with her.
 
2010-03-28 12:25:42 PM
One day this guy is going to wake up and it might get ugly.
However, he has himself too to blame, he went into the situation willingly, I don't see any chains on him forcing him to stay.
 
2010-03-28 12:25:43 PM
FTA: she has time to attend college (majoring in women's studies).

I lol'd. Isn't that like majoring in feminism? I bet they LOVE that she's a porn star...
 
Ral
2010-03-28 12:26:53 PM
But that bothers him less than his wife's habitually telling colleagues she's "in a relationship" rather than married. "She hardly ever wears her wedding ring, even off-set," Bill says. "Why be ashamed of being married?" Sky insists that it's not a matter of shame. "I don't want to get typecast as a MILF," she says.

Someone needs to tell this girl that the M stands for "mom" and she isn't one. Also, I don't believe her excuse. She obviously doesn't value marriage the way her husband does. And she doesn't seem too bright.
 
2010-03-28 12:27:16 PM
How come everybody in pr0n is a 'Star'? Are there no supporting players? Special guests? Walk-ons? Smart-aleck friends who get killed early on to fuel a spree of revenge-sex?
 
2010-03-28 12:28:37 PM
Dated a couple of amateurs who were basically slumming for adventure, and one pro. Perhaps not so oddly, the pro was about the most self-aware and intelligent of the bunch. Almost married that one, actually.
 
2010-03-28 12:28:59 PM
AeAe: why? It's a job and they are acting.

That's the point. It is a turn-off to watch most professional porn, with its jaded actresses, clichéd sets and standard formulas. Fake tits, fake orgasms, fake tans, fake nails 4 inches long, fake everything. Amateur smut is much better and comes off as more sincere and real.
 
2010-03-28 12:29:26 PM
Sky insists that it's not a matter of shame. "I don't want to get typecast as a MILF," she says.

I laughed, I cried.

Gotta wonder about typecasting in the porn industry though.
"Oh no, I have been typecast as a slut who gargles cum dripping out of the starlet's gaping asshole.!"
 
2010-03-28 12:30:40 PM
dahmers love zombie: "How was your day at work, honey?"

"Jeez, it was hard. We were slammed all day. Boss was riding my ass, had a new guy who doesn't know which end is up, so I had to work on him for an hour until he could come up with anything worthwhile."

"FFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUU"

/repeat every day until divorce

abb3w: NSFW, for those inevitably looking for pics of her.

Jesus, do not want. Call me studman69 if you will, but that's one nasty, nasty looking slitch. The doc who made those implant scar smileys on the bottom of her nipples should be taken out and shot.


Agreed. Made me think of this.
www.memedepot.com
 
2010-03-28 12:31:06 PM
Molavian: Oh, for f*ck's sake. You don't marry porn stars. You marry Catholic girls. Twice as freaky in the sack and they look at your junk like it's forbidden fruit, not their 9-to-5.

img260.imageshack.us

Agrees.

/Amen, and amen.
 
2010-03-28 12:32:14 PM
jehovahs witness protection 2010-03-28 11:28:17 AM  
ArkAngel: When she gets home, make her shower before she sits down

Turn on the sump pump.

LOL... ew
 
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