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(Atlanta Journal Constitution)   Man arrested for fight in Chik-fil-A drive-thru. After police questioning, a spokesman for the restaurant responded, "don't have a cow"   (ajc.com) divider line 34
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2010-03-28 03:15:18 AM
Really? An ancient Bart Simpson meme gets a greenlight?
 
2010-03-28 03:33:12 AM
nmchico24: Really? An ancient Bart Simpson meme gets a greenlight?

I assumed the headline connected more with this:

adsoftheworld.com

I remember my friends saying "don't have a cow" back in grade school, about 15 years before Bart Simpson ever said it. I'm sure it even predated that. We just didn't know what a "meme" was.
 
2010-03-28 04:39:57 AM
Haha.

That's an awesome response for a restaurant.

Like, "hey, f*ck you."
 
2010-03-28 04:41:41 AM
RTFA and there is no mention of that, is there a link where the general manager is being an asshole?
 
2010-03-28 08:38:55 AM
BOOOOOOOO!!!!!!
 
2010-03-28 08:42:13 AM
For everyone who will inevitably fail to get the joke:

The whole marketing theme behind Chik-fil-A is to eat chicken instead of beef. Their mascot is a cow telling people to eat chicken (moar and moar).

I, for one, snickered.
 
2010-03-28 08:46:36 AM
no mention of cows in the article. Having them or eating them.
 
2010-03-28 08:49:16 AM
Wow, the "joke" in this headline isn't very hard to figure out, guys..

/not subby
 
2010-03-28 08:52:19 AM
Chik-fil-A has the best farking chicken of any fast food place.

The Christian cocksmokers aren't open on Sundays.

/Along with no beer on Sunday here in Indiana

//fark the bible belt
 
2010-03-28 08:52:29 AM
Anyone surprised that such wing nuts would fight?
 
2010-03-28 08:53:16 AM
That's OK, I don't have a cow, or any farm animals, at present, and I really don't plan on acquiring any either.

So, way ahead of you, Anonymous Chik-fil-A rep.
 
2010-03-28 08:55:43 AM
Peaceboy: I remember my friends saying "don't have a cow" back in grade school, about 15 years before Bart Simpson ever said it. I'm sure it even predated that. We just didn't know what a "meme" was.

Simpsons are more than 20 years old...
 
2010-03-28 09:00:11 AM
Oh sure, greenlight this on the day I can't go get an original #1 deluxe with the waffle fries.

WAFFLE FRIES.

Damn you, subby.
 
2010-03-28 09:02:01 AM
KhamanV: Oh sure, greenlight this on the day I can't go get an original #1 deluxe with the waffle fries.

WAFFLE FRIES.

Damn you, subby.


Screw you man, I wasn't even thinking of them until you mentioned it.
 
2010-03-28 09:02:46 AM
Their lemonade is awesome.
 
2010-03-28 09:10:52 AM
WTF Subby, Chick-Fil-A is closed on Sunday. Now I have to wait until Monday to get my fix.
 
2010-03-28 09:12:24 AM
trumpai: Simpsons are more than 20 years old...

Some of us are that old...

And yes..."Don't have a cow" was around LONG before Bart.
 
2010-03-28 09:15:48 AM
mikdeetx: WTF Subby, Chick-Fil-A is closed on Sunday. Now I have to wait until Monday to get my fix.

I figured that out...

randomfunnypicture.com
 
2010-03-28 09:50:30 AM
I've never been to a Chik-fil-a where they've had good food or decent prices.

Save for their waffle fries, I can't stand any of their chicken sandwiches, their nuggets taste like crap, and all of it costs 3 bucks more than other places.
 
2010-03-28 09:54:12 AM
AbidingDude: Chik-fil-A has the best farking chicken of any fast food place.

The Christian cocksmokers aren't open on Sundays.

/Along with no beer on Sunday here in Indiana

//fark the bible belt


This. I'm craving a chicken biscuit right now.
/Waffle House will have to substitute
 
2010-03-28 10:17:33 AM
I thought stuff like that only happened at chuck E. cheese. What is america coming to these days?
/love the nuggets
//waffle fries-not so much
 
2010-03-28 10:29:59 AM
I have a pool on how long Truett Cathy (the founder of Chik Fil a) will be dead before they start opening Sundays

and yes, damn you Subby for bringing it up on a day we can't get our fix.
 
2010-03-28 10:39:02 AM
Chick-Fil-A is the tinfoil wrapping chicken sandwiches wear to keep customers in their storewaves.
 
2010-03-28 11:45:04 AM
I would have expected the spokesman to say, "My pleasure."
 
2010-03-28 12:50:54 PM
trumpai: Peaceboy: I remember my friends saying "don't have a cow" back in grade school, about 15 years before Bart Simpson ever said it. I'm sure it even predated that. We just didn't know what a "meme" was.

Simpsons are more than 20 years old...


Yep ..... they're, uh, yellow too.
 
2010-03-28 12:56:07 PM
ImJustaTroll: I've never been to a Chik-fil-a where they've had good food or decent prices.

Save for their waffle fries, I can't stand any of their chicken sandwiches, their nuggets taste like crap, and all of it costs 3 bucks more than other places.


Wow, YouAreJustaTroll, your name is perfectly appropo. And yes, it is a sin to post Chick-Fil-A stories on a Sunday, you heathen.
 
2010-03-28 01:06:06 PM
ImJustaTroll: I've never been to a Chik-fil-a where they've had good food or decent prices.

Save for their waffle fries, I can't stand any of their chicken sandwiches, their nuggets taste like crap, and all of it costs 3 bucks more than other places.


You take that back you filthy whore. Chik-fil-a is the greatest fast food restaurant. Plus, they give books or book related items to kids in their meals.
 
2010-03-28 01:30:23 PM
They were probably fighting because Chik-fil-A was closed and they had to go to Bojangles instead.
 
2010-03-28 02:27:37 PM
Funny, I could swear I ate Chik-fil-A once on a Sunday... in a mall food court
 
2010-03-28 05:25:51 PM
Fark Chick-Fil-A. Once I tried to go there on a Sunday and found out that they're closed because the owners are Christian nutjobs, I decided to never go there again.

Why would I go to a place where I know a considerable portion of the company's profits are getting donated to far right causes?

/Doesn't go to In-n-Out either.
 
2010-03-28 09:27:14 PM
Chik-fil-A chicken is gross. Just gross. Waffle fries are their only palatable menu item, IMHO.
 
2010-03-29 06:40:12 AM
Part of that breading has to be pure crack...
 
2010-03-29 02:24:32 PM
@ Shadowe

Number one (or two, I forget) ingredient in the breading is sugar. And if you've ever seen the movie "Trial and Error", you know that at a molecular level, sugar basically is crack.
 
2010-03-29 04:21:19 PM
Myria: Fark Chick-Fil-A. Once I tried to go there on a Sunday and found out that they're closed because the owners are Christian nutjobs, I decided to never go there again.

Why would I go to a place where I know a considerable portion of the company's profits are getting donated to far right causes?

/Doesn't go to In-n-Out either.


To exchange money for food. And because you're hungry. Do you request a non-christian waiter when you go out to eat?
 
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