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(Las Cruces Sun-News)   18-year old defecates in car thinking it belonged to his girlfriend and... yeah, you already figured out where it goes from here   (lcsun-news.com) divider line 76
    More: Dumbass, Honda Civics, Desiree Rogers, girlfriend  
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2010-03-28 12:29:41 AM  
Dump on her CHEST, not her CAR.

Idiot.
 
2010-03-28 12:36:11 AM  
Purifoy, of the 2700 block of Ridgeway Court, was indicted Thursday by a Do-a Ana County grand jury

I read that at first as Do-a Ana being a euphemism for what he did in the back seat of the car.
 
2010-03-28 12:37:06 AM  
Poo thread!
 
2010-03-28 12:43:14 AM  
Maybe to my EX-girlfriend, not my current one...
 
2010-03-28 01:10:52 AM  
They must have had a pretty sh*tty relationship.
 
2010-03-28 01:35:50 AM  
was that wrong? should he not have done that?

dumba$$ to the nth degree
 
2010-03-28 01:39:40 AM  
i46.photobucket.com

I defecated on a car once.
Once.
 
2010-03-28 01:59:17 AM  
A Civic? Are they sure it wasn't an Accord?

NSFW Prank call (new window)
 
2010-03-28 02:20:09 AM  
shiat, wrong car!
 
2010-03-28 02:21:01 AM  
He fixes the cable?
 
2010-03-28 02:32:35 AM  
Oh, no.

It was Clint Eastwood's Gran Torino, wasn't it?

:-/
 
2010-03-28 02:48:28 AM  
F*cking disgusting animal. I don't care how angry or upset you are with someone. You don't do stuff like this EVER.
 
2010-03-28 03:10:47 AM  
Toshiro Mifune's Letter Opener: Oh, no.

It was Clint Eastwood's Gran Torino, wasn't it?

:-/


I hope not. He's got other asses to kick right now from what I can tell.

/No, haven't seen it yet but it's on right now
 
2010-03-28 03:44:18 AM  
JimRob: He fixes the cable?

Phase 3: Profit?
 
2010-03-28 04:05:01 AM  
This is what happens when you find a stranger in The Alps.
 
2010-03-28 07:52:30 AM  
Bathia_Mapes: F*cking disgusting animal. I don't care how angry or upset you are with someone. You don't do stuff like this EVER.

Which car is yours, again?
 
2010-03-28 07:53:43 AM  
I gotta party with this guy.
 
2010-03-28 07:54:45 AM  
The mug shot looks like he's pinching a loaf for the camera:

extras.mnginteractive.com
 
2010-03-28 07:56:20 AM  
i58.photobucket.com
 
2010-03-28 07:59:53 AM  
heehee

They put "girlfriend" in "quotes."
 
2010-03-28 08:03:32 AM  
At least he left the Creedence.
 
2010-03-28 08:08:52 AM  
"Leave the loaf. Take the cannoli."
 
2010-03-28 08:12:21 AM  
Aw Jesus, what's that smell? Are you going to find these guys? Do you have any, you know.. promising leads?
 
2010-03-28 08:12:33 AM  
Shoulda just pissed in the gas tank.
 
2010-03-28 08:15:17 AM  
Located not long after by a nearby ditch

That is one clever ditch you have there Las Cruces.
 
2010-03-28 08:16:14 AM  
"You see what happens when you meet a stranger in the alps!?"
 
hej
2010-03-28 08:17:51 AM  
I believe it was Jesus who said, "Let he who has never defecated in another mans car cast the first stone."
 
2010-03-28 08:19:12 AM  
What a dumb sh*t.
 
2010-03-28 08:24:06 AM  
"This is your car?" Purifoy said, according to documents filed in court. "I thought this was Desiree's car."

That's life, sometime living out your dreams ain't as easy as it seams
 
2010-03-28 08:31:20 AM  
In my day, he bought you flowers, not shiat in your car.

/Kids these days...
//Off my lawn
 
2010-03-28 08:35:03 AM  
www.cel-ebration.com

Disapproves.
 
2010-03-28 08:50:10 AM  
FTA: "This is your car?" Purifoy said, according to documents filed in court. "I thought this was Desiree's car."

Truly an "oh shiat" moment.
 
2010-03-28 08:53:50 AM  
This moran probably didn't even have the good sense to bring some tp with him.

/got nothin'
 
2010-03-28 08:54:32 AM  
I looked it up, and I can't find feces in either the modern or traditional anniversary gifts.
 
2010-03-28 08:54:34 AM  
ScottMpls: This moran probably didn't even have the good sense to bring some tp with him.

/got nothin'


that's what armrests are for.
 
2010-03-28 09:01:30 AM  
I_Am_Weasel: I looked it up, and I can't find feces in either the modern or traditional anniversary gifts.

It might gain more popularity if Hallmark were to promote a "shiat In Your Girlfriends Car Day". Could be a big winner for them. I see a huge untapped market. Every Friday at the smoking gun.
 
2010-03-28 09:02:01 AM  
...some coins had been taken from a film canister...

Film canister? What's that? Something to hold your camera's memory card?
 
2010-03-28 09:08:46 AM  
Poop thread!
 
2010-03-28 09:12:55 AM  
I think this might hurt his chances with the next girl he asks out.
 
2010-03-28 09:14:00 AM  
Spalding?
railingkills.files.wordpress.com
/doody
 
2010-03-28 09:16:08 AM  
Hilary T. N. Seuss: ...some coins had been taken from a film canister...

Film canister? What's that? Something to hold your camera's memory card?


Pot container.

www.sxc.hu
 
2010-03-28 09:21:20 AM  
msannomalley: In my day, he bought you flowers, not shiat in your car.

How about chocolates?
 
2010-03-28 09:31:23 AM  
Terrified Asexual Forcemeat: Hilary T. N. Seuss: ...some coins had been taken from a film canister...

Film canister? What's that? Something to hold your camera's memory card?

Pot container.


Geocache container!

/well, yeah, as i recall, pot container too
 
2010-03-28 09:32:54 AM  
I thought this thread would be filled with Farker poop meme. I disappoint.

/constipated, currently
 
2010-03-28 09:34:11 AM  
HelenKellersFingers: I thought this thread would be filled with Farker poop meme. I disappoint.

/constipated, currently


Think about planes dropping bombs.

And soft serve ice cream.
 
2010-03-28 09:34:57 AM  
he must have learned from his dad, you know, the guy that took a dump on a serving cart on an airplane.
 
2010-03-28 09:40:22 AM  
There's a long history of 35mm film cans, whippersnappers. Before plastic ones came in in the early seventies, they were made of Al. Before that, they enameled them different colors, with contrasting lids, as I recall.
 
2010-03-28 09:51:33 AM  
It's a pot cpntainer after it's a film canister. I have had the same one for about 20 years. It's black and they don't make them black anymore.

/dnrtfa
//good times
///too bad they got rid of Poloroid film
 
2010-03-28 10:01:30 AM  
What a pooper may look like . . .

johnfitzgeraldpage.com
 
2010-03-28 10:02:31 AM  
"No, no, no. Hot Carl. With an 'l'."
 
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