Kyro: I'd bet money on the judge laughing it out of court.
doglover: It's pretty much illegal for a teacher to bang a student. Even in college.
doglover: Kyro: I'd bet money on the judge laughing it out of court.Nope.It's pretty much illegal for a teacher to bang a student. Even in college.
Barfmaker: doglover: It's pretty much illegal for a teacher to bang a student. Even in college.Looks like it, FTA, "Sexual exploitation by a school employee is a class D felony charge."
smooshie: cretinbob: farm5.static.flickr.comHee, that's awesome!/lotta huffing and puffing goin' on
Hobodeluxe: we're missing the important thing. what kind of grade did she get?"
ecmoRandomNumbers: Three words: Position of trust.
The Icelander: Another reason not to be a teacher: It's illegal to bang an 18 year old.
dahmers love zombie: Oddly on topic -- I actually tell my students that my bribe price is $1 million.
give me doughnuts: He taught at a different school.He coached a team at her school that she wasn't on.He wasn't in a position of authority over her.She was 18.Why is he getting arrested?
The All-Powerful Atheismo: obvious
cretinbob: The All-Powerful Atheismo: obviousSo obvious I made that one too, but wasn't happy with it. But since you mentioned it\\told you I have no skills
secularsage: We just had a very similar incident with the former band instructor of O'Fallon, IL and Alton, IL. He even married one of his students and continued having sex with other students.He's in jail now.
dahmers love zombie: doglover: Kyro: I'd bet money on the judge laughing it out of court.Nope.It's pretty much illegal for a teacher to bang a student. Even in college.Yeah, no. I can boff one of my students any time I want to without criminal repercussions. Of course, there's the "getting fired, never finding a job in academe again, having to hire two wreckers and the jaws of life to remove Mrs. Love Zombie's foot from my ass" repercussions, so that's pretty much out.Oddly on topic -- I actually tell my students that my bribe price is $1 million. Because if I get caught selling grades, I'll never work in my field again, and I'm not trained in any other. So it has to be worth it. And I tell them that anything ELSE that is offered would have to be worth the aforementioned million clams. Which might be an inappropriate slang term in this instance, but still...
jake3988: You can't get arrested for banging an 18 year old. In ANY state. There's no 'You can... but not if you're a teacher' clause.
No Catchy Nickname: By prosecuting someone who has sex with someone who has reached the age of consent, the Law is contradicting itself.
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