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(The Smoking Gun)   TSGs Friday Photo Fun resurrects and old favorite. Match the DWI arrestee to their BAC   ( thesmokinggun.com) divider line
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13562 clicks; posted to Main » on 26 Mar 2010 at 11:31 AM (7 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»



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2010-03-26 10:59:39 AM  
Looks like they made it a little harder by throwing a few teary eyes to throw us off the scent.
 
2010-03-26 11:07:40 AM  
1 : D
2 : A
3 : E
4 : B
5 : C

I like it when drunk chicks cry, it means I'm having fun.
 
2010-03-26 11:26:43 AM  
HOLY SHIAT! .424!!

I wanna party with that chick.

/don't want to party with the dude
 
2010-03-26 11:35:41 AM  
Should I tell submitter about the and or just let it go?
 
2010-03-26 11:37:20 AM  

Julieahni: Should I tell submitter about the and or just let it go?


Consider me told.
 
2010-03-26 11:41:20 AM  
I'm going on a HOT date with #4 this weekend.
i.cdn.turner.com

/HOT
 
2010-03-26 11:44:46 AM  
E
A
D
C
B
 
2010-03-26 11:47:46 AM  
I make #4 blow again.
 
2010-03-26 11:51:34 AM  
They need eye drops.
 
2010-03-26 11:53:25 AM  
I can't even begin to make an educated guess, so I just guessed:

B-E-C-D-A
 
2010-03-26 11:57:00 AM  
#4 looks shockingly hittable, although #1 looks like the one who was actually hit in the face
 
2010-03-26 11:59:55 AM  
Julieahni: Should I tell submitter about the and or just let it go?

Consider me told.


Then my job is done, Dancin_In_Anson ;)
 
2010-03-26 12:04:47 PM  

Julieahni: Then my job is done, Dancin_In_Anson


Well, then, you just fulfilled the first rule of Fark. Make sure when your shift is over you go home alive.


Here endeth the lesson.

;)
 
2010-03-26 12:06:40 PM  
1-E
2-B
3-D
4-A
5-C
 
2010-03-26 12:14:55 PM  
Holy fark -- .424?? Isnt' that close to death by alcohol poisoning?
 
2010-03-26 12:21:47 PM  

unfarkingbelievable: Holy fark -- .424?? Isnt' that close to death by alcohol poisoning?


My thoughts exactly. Could this person be a functioning alcoholic? Could a liver survive that???
 
2010-03-26 12:24:44 PM  
i'm going with E-A-B-C-D
 
2010-03-26 12:28:56 PM  
I feel for the person who got .09... The cop must've been a real dick.
 
2010-03-26 12:34:56 PM  
Only 40% of this batch looks to have been punched in the face on their way in.
 
2010-03-26 12:39:45 PM  

NationalHero: #1 looks like the one who was actually hit in the face


Her husband told her once not to drink and drive. He should have told her twice.
 
2010-03-26 12:40:33 PM  

T.rex: I feel for the person who got .09... The cop must've been a real dick.



I'm guessing that would be #5... She has that look like "FFS, I just had 5 beers."

And .424??? Good god, how did they keep them from vomiting long enough to take the picture?
 
2010-03-26 12:40:50 PM  
1) D - Looks completely lost, but also hefty enough to handle some drinks

2) A - Alert enough that she's about to get the **** beaten out of her by daddy.

3) C - Eye blood vessel popped, but no way a man that size gets to .3

4) B - Process of Elimination

5) E - .424 has to be a small woman so I'm going #5 on that one
 
2010-03-26 12:48:31 PM  
Hmmm...
E-C-B-D-A
 
2010-03-26 12:54:56 PM  
E-C-D-B-A
 
2010-03-26 12:58:58 PM  
D-E-C-B-A

#5 has to be A because she doesn't have the messed-up red-eye that the other four have. She appears the most sober of the five.

#3 looks both hefty as well as able to put a lot away, so him getting above .205 would require pounding an entire fifth of something, which he doesn't appear to have done.

#4 looks slightly buzzed and has a little red to her eyes, but doesn't look completely smashed

#1 and #2 both look like they put a LOT away that night but the likely body-weight of each tells me #1 has a lower BAC than #2.
 
2010-03-26 01:07:14 PM  

T.rex: I feel for the person who got .09... The cop must've been a real dick.


Seriously. Where does a cop get off arresting someone who is breaking the law?
 
2010-03-26 01:18:17 PM  
E
D
B
A
C
But then I've never, not once, been right on these things. So if anyone agrees, you might do well to re-think it.
 
2010-03-26 01:23:55 PM  
#1. Jenna Bush?
 
2010-03-26 01:25:38 PM  
1-D
2-A
3-B
4-E
5-C
 
2010-03-26 01:46:18 PM  
4 - A
2 - B
1 - C
5 - D
3 - E
 
2010-03-26 01:46:58 PM  

RazorRex: T.rex: I feel for the person who got .09... The cop must've been a real dick.


I'm guessing that would be #5... She has that look like "FFS, I just had 5 beers."

And .424??? Good god, how did they keep them from vomiting long enough to take the picture?


I got a .38 once, and that was after I was done vomiting and had been brought to the hospital.

/no longer drinks
//yes, I was 17
///yes, I'm small
 
2010-03-26 02:24:59 PM  
D
B
E
A
C
 
2010-03-26 02:50:06 PM  
E
D
C
A
B
 
2010-03-26 02:58:58 PM  
My mom wins!

Link (new window)
 
2010-03-26 03:05:28 PM  

The Mind Boggles: unfarkingbelievable: Holy fark -- .424?? Isnt' that close to death by alcohol poisoning?

My thoughts exactly. Could this person be a functioning alcoholic? Could a liver survive that???


I think it's in there to throw us off. My dad once pulled a guy over with a .4 who had no indications of being drunk other than a slight smell of booze. Real alcoholism is scary stuff.
 
2010-03-26 03:09:41 PM  
Lupine Chemist 2010-03-26 03:05:28 PM
Real alcoholism is scary stuff.


THIS
 
2010-03-26 03:12:20 PM  

T.rex: I feel for the person who got .09... The cop must've been a real dick.


I have a friend who got 2 between .08-.09. One on his birthday. They're not joking about the whole zero tolerance thing.

/was .19 when I got mine.
//.01 away from doubling down
 
2010-03-26 03:23:48 PM  
1. D
2. A
3. E
4. B
5. C
 
2010-03-26 04:15:51 PM  
Same as Mucus Mule

D
B
E
A
C
 
2010-03-26 05:04:57 PM  

I am Ahab: T.rex: I feel for the person who got .09... The cop must've been a real dick.

I have a friend who got 2 between .08-.09. One on his birthday. They're not joking about the whole zero tolerance thing.


Also, it depends on the jurisdiction doesn't it? Or is .08 a universal rule? I thought there were some .05s...
 
2010-03-26 05:09:05 PM  

misanthropologist: I am Ahab: T.rex: I feel for the person who got .09... The cop must've been a real dick.

I have a friend who got 2 between .08-.09. One on his birthday. They're not joking about the whole zero tolerance thing.

Also, it depends on the jurisdiction doesn't it? Or is .08 a universal rule? I thought there were some .05s...


It varies from state to state. Here in MN, it used to be .10 but they changed it to .08 a few years ago. I'm fairly certain states that lower it get more federal money for roads and whatnot. Not to mention all the money they get from pulling over people who've drunk three beers.
 
2010-03-26 05:13:05 PM  
I'm terrible at these, and my answer resembles none of the above: C-B-D-E-A

My rationale was that the ones who looked the saddest were probably closest to the limit; the ones who had built up their tolerance would look more blasé. Also, since #4 seems to be petite and completely unfazed, I guessed she has the highest BAC.
 
2010-03-26 06:08:42 PM  
It was E-B-D-C-A (new window)
 
2010-03-26 06:43:23 PM  
Well, three out of five. No book for me.
 
2010-03-26 06:44:56 PM  
He ate pi. Blew a tenth of it.
 
2010-03-26 08:20:39 PM  
I am Ahab
T.rex: I feel for the person who got .09... The cop must've been a real dick.

I have a friend who got 2 between .08-.09. One on his birthday. They're not joking about the whole zero tolerance thing.

/was .19 when I got mine.
//.01 away from doubling down


Yes, .10 here, got in December... Ventura Country, probably the most strict in the country. And as you probably know, the 2nd one to get is easier.. ANY TRACE of alochol, even .000001 within 3 years of your first will constitute a 2nd DUI.

75% of 1st timers get another.
 
2010-03-26 09:14:12 PM  
Only one I got was the one with the highest number... guess I've seen that look enough to know it.
 
2010-03-26 09:58:13 PM  

Forty-Two: Well, three out of five. No book for me.


You still get a booklet, though.
 
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