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(Some Guy)   I'm not sure what the warning signs of a problem drinker are, but "tried to revive a dead possum" has got to be one of them   (postgazette.com) divider line 39
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2010-03-26 12:38:11 PM
Most veterinarians are heavy drinkers? I would love to see someone confirm or deny this connection.
 
2010-03-26 01:55:14 PM
Dude.
 
2010-03-26 02:36:24 PM
Maybe he thought it was just playing possum.
 
2010-03-26 02:36:36 PM
A news release from police does not state how he was trying to revive the opossum.

Mouth-to-mouth, durr.
 
2010-03-26 02:37:46 PM
My younger brother did that once. I can still see him walking up the driveway with this lifeless rabbit in his arms, covered in blood. Of course he was only 6-7 years old at the time. I don't think he started drinking till he was at least 13.
 
2010-03-26 02:38:19 PM
At least he wasn't beating his wife or getting into fights.
 
2010-03-26 02:38:31 PM
Appreciates the effort!
 
2010-03-26 02:39:26 PM
thefatherlife.com



approves
 
2010-03-26 02:41:05 PM
Quark_Quasar: A news release from police does not state how he was trying to revive the opossum.

Mouth-to-mouth, durr.


I prefer to think that he would have gotten out a defibrillator.
 
2010-03-26 02:41:26 PM
At least he didn't try to fark it
 
2010-03-26 02:42:56 PM
I_Can't_Believe_It's_Not_Smegma: At least he didn't try to fark it

How do you think it died? He farked it to death.
 
2010-03-26 02:43:40 PM
Ewwww, mouth-full-o-maggots?
 
2010-03-26 02:45:12 PM
"I was thinking about buying a Prius. Is that a good car to get?"

"Oh man, here's what you need to do. Run down to the woods, find two dead possums, pick 'em up, turn 'em into puppets, be like:

Hey man I was thinking about buying a Prius is that a good car to get?"

"I don't know nothin 'bout cars, I'm just a possum"

"To answer your question, yea."
 
2010-03-26 02:48:22 PM
Submitted this link as well, but my headline wasn't as good. Glad it got greenlit.
 
2010-03-26 02:48:33 PM
And alcohol is the legal drug. Sad.

/wouldn't find a stoner doing this
 
2010-03-26 02:51:55 PM
GanjSmokr: And alcohol is the legal drug. Sad.

/wouldn't find a stoner doing this


Only if dead possum tasted like Funyuns.
 
2010-03-26 02:54:21 PM
I revive dead possums all the time; so I'm getting a kick......
 
2010-03-26 02:55:44 PM
He was that drunk at 3 PM! Stories like these make me feel better about my own drunken escapades.
 
2010-03-26 02:58:54 PM
i submitted this with a folkier headline
 
2010-03-26 03:02:21 PM
I'm pretty sure spending more than 4 hours a day on Fark is #3 on the list of warning signs.
 
2010-03-26 03:04:22 PM
Drew?
 
2010-03-26 03:12:21 PM
did it bite his nipple off??

/obscure?
 
2010-03-26 03:12:26 PM
Jeebus I do this all the time, What the hell is the big deal?
 
2010-03-26 03:15:52 PM
Heart of gold, liver of steel.
 
2010-03-26 03:16:00 PM
The English Major: Quark_Quasar: A news release from police does not state how he was trying to revive the opossum.

Mouth-to-mouth, durr.

I prefer to think that he would have gotten out a defibrillator.


And this, sir, is why you are in green on my screen.

/mental image brought the lolz
//CLEAR!
 
2010-03-26 03:20:25 PM
i112.photobucket.com
 
2010-03-26 03:31:59 PM
"You saved Scooter!!!"
 
2010-03-26 03:33:58 PM
LSinLV: did it bite his nipple off??

/obscure?


Nope. But wasn't that a raccoon, or a badger? Can't remember. I haz the oldz.
 
2010-03-26 03:37:19 PM
www.retroist.com
 
2010-03-26 03:47:17 PM
thalassatx: LSinLV: did it bite his nipple off??

/obscure?

Nope. But wasn't that a raccoon, or a badger? Can't remember. I haz the oldz.


Beaver.

/gigity
 
2010-03-26 03:48:52 PM
Next up on textsfromyesterdayafternoon.com:

"dood i tried 2 save a possum on teh side of teh road"
"but u are a vet bro"
"dood i know but it was ded wtf"
"orly?"
"ya rly!"
"lol u are teh roxor"
"how much cash u got"
 
2010-03-26 03:50:16 PM
Pennsylvania Possum Revival, anyone?
 
2010-03-26 03:50:47 PM
from the title of the article it sounds like he was trying to revive it WITH alcohol.
 
2010-03-26 04:25:25 PM
This is perfectly understandable since possums are known for playing dead.

If it were squashed flat and he was doing it, then alcohol may have been involved.
 
2010-03-26 04:30:50 PM
Personally, I would have installed Linux on it, but to each his own.
 
2010-03-26 05:16:14 PM
a wolfe attempting mouth-to-mouth resuscitation on a road-killed opossum



WTF?
 
2010-03-26 05:51:47 PM
Quark_Quasar: A news release from police does not state how he was trying to revive the opossum.

Mouth-to-mouth, durr.


Mouth-to-snout, durr.
 
2010-03-26 06:26:18 PM
thalassatx: LSinLV: did it bite his nipple off??

/obscure?

Nope. But wasn't that a raccoon, or a badger? Can't remember. I haz the oldz.


you're right....I'm 43 today, and the oldz has affected me as well...

badger, raccoon

your face, your ass....what's the difference???
 
2010-03-26 10:45:41 PM
He's lucky it was dead. Those little farkers have lots of sharp teeth.
/just got bit by one at work...
//getting a kick...
 
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