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(NewsNet5)   Morning radio station's floating-cat prank has listeners outraged   (newsnet5.com) divider line 155
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2003-04-29 11:09:03 PM  
Did the submitter read the story? There was no cat. Nothing floated anywhere.
 
2003-04-29 11:20:55 PM  
I think that's why it says 'prank' in the headline.


"I pranked him....to death...with a tire iron!"
-Walken
 
2003-04-30 12:06:21 AM  
Good ol DJs. The same exact shiat in every town, all trying to be vulgar and shocking. They should be extreme and just play music.
 
2003-04-30 12:15:48 AM  
 
2003-04-30 12:19:23 AM  
Wldncrzy14, someone changed the farkline after I posted that. I declare shenanigans!!!
 
2003-04-30 12:51:46 AM  
Cscx, LMAO! If anybody can link to a video of that, they get 50 points.
 
2003-04-30 12:57:39 AM  
Good joke. Not "War Of The Worlds", but good.
 
2003-04-30 12:59:14 AM  
Classic 'prank' from the 50's, and one of my favs.

The Swiss spaghetti harvest.
 
2003-04-30 02:07:48 AM  
I love that wacky morning zoo patrol.. WHOOOO WHOOOOO
 
2003-04-30 02:08:00 AM  
Ain't stupid people great? What would life be like without 'em.

Oh wait...
 
2003-04-30 02:08:47 AM  
I thought only fish tied balloons to themselves to commit suicide.
Did Gary Larson lie to me?
 
2003-04-30 02:11:13 AM  
Stiffly Stiffersons.
 
2003-04-30 02:11:24 AM  
can someone please think of the kittens?
lol
 
2003-04-30 02:11:56 AM  
People are stupid. Its just a cat. Its not endangered, Its not special. In fact there are too many of them as it is. Furthermore if this was real it would have been the funniest thing ever.
 
2003-04-30 02:12:19 AM  
Is there any lower form of entertainment life than a morning DJ?
 
2003-04-30 02:13:06 AM  
I honestly don't see what the BFD is. The whole story is farking funny! Besides, you can't use baloons, you have to use garbage bags filled with Helium otherwise the cat'll pop 'em.
 
2003-04-30 02:13:13 AM  
ROFLOL, Definatly an Orson Welles moment... Remember, wverything you see in the media is real life! People well,get offended way too easially and never think about it... and are truely scared of the dark etc :P
 
2003-04-30 02:13:36 AM  
What the hell, the producer's name was "Lunchbox"?
 
2003-04-30 02:13:56 AM  
radio shows are so lame.
and what kind of idiot actually beleives what they hear on the radio anyway? even if it was real: its just a cat.
 
2003-04-30 02:15:12 AM  
Jesus. I just realized something. Someone look at my Fark account number. I'm what you damned kids would call an "OG".
 
2003-04-30 02:16:10 AM  
 
2003-04-30 02:18:28 AM  
Look at the bright side... they *could* have said they microwaved the goddamn thing.
 
2003-04-30 02:19:15 AM  
 
2003-04-30 02:20:22 AM  
At least it wasnt 60 dead cats with thousands of syringes.
 
2003-04-30 02:20:37 AM  
Uhh, Freedom of Speech? Not against FTC rules.. Nuf said..
 
2003-04-30 02:22:01 AM  
Deranged: Jesus. I just realized something. Someone look at my Fark account number. I'm what you damned kids would call an "OG".

You only have 1 article posted, shut your mouth newbie. ;^)

Which brings up an interesting tangent.

If Drew is #1, and mike is #21, then who the hell are farkers #2 through #20?
 
2003-04-30 02:22:35 AM  
FTC...hmmm? I kinda thought the FCC would be more apt to control radio DJs...
 
2003-04-30 02:22:45 AM  
I guess a 'Theater of the Mind' is not for everybody.
 
2003-04-30 02:24:12 AM  
isn't there a guy who won a darwin doing this?
 
2003-04-30 02:24:51 AM  
Give them all a Bonsai Kitten.
 
2003-04-30 02:28:48 AM  
After the thread about the Osprey, and earlier that 500+ posting about the Chickens in a woodcutter story I have decided there are two types of Farkers

A: The "animals are people too" , liberal, We should just get along with nature and be kind type of Farker. Who incedently will decree death and violent torture on anyone who dares kill something cuter then a household fly.

B: The "shoot EVERYTHING because its fun", psycho conservative, Animals are property and I'll do what I want with them, FARK PETA to DEATH kind of Farker.

I think im leaning towards B.
 
2003-04-30 02:29:07 AM  
Feline
Transportation
Commission
 
2003-04-30 02:33:10 AM  
Any chance we can exterminate second-rate shock jocks Holocaust style?
 
2003-04-30 02:34:07 AM  
Great joke.

In other news... aliens from mars land in Grover's Mill....
 
2003-04-30 02:35:45 AM  
Really, Sultan 1798?

I'm leaning towards C.

C. The Sultan1798 is a serial killer waiting to happen crowd.

or maybe D.

D. The "shoot sultan1798 because its fun", psycho conservative, Idiots are property and I'll do what I want with them, FARK PETA to DEATH kind of Farker.
 
2003-04-30 02:36:04 AM  
Floating Kitty = Funny
 
2003-04-30 02:36:17 AM  
Is there any lower form of entertainment life than a morning DJ?



Yup. Morning DJ trainee


/twist on norm mcdonald
 
2003-04-30 02:37:30 AM  
AHAHAH, people are so dumb.

I liked the part where the newsreporter said in a stern voice,"A cute kitty, much like these", and they showed a pair of kittens :)
 
2003-04-30 02:40:31 AM  
*Sniff**Sniff*
What's that smell...
It smells like pussy in the air
 
2003-04-30 02:40:43 AM  
Really whats the perks in the morning show job, you have to get up at the time I get done drinking. That alone would suck.
 
2003-04-30 02:44:55 AM  
That was hilarious.. i bet they could have said that they taught a freaking baby elephant to fly by flapping his ears and (pardon the pun) dumbos would be calling in to complain.
 
2003-04-30 02:52:54 AM  
Assistant Morning DJ trainee
 
2003-04-30 02:55:45 AM  
NubianzWithAttitude Any chance we can exterminate second-rate shock jocks Holocaust style?

Is there such a thing as a first-rate shock jock?
 
2003-04-30 03:03:41 AM  
Damn. Some people are such freaking pussies.
 
2003-04-30 03:05:07 AM  
This all begs the question - how many balloons would it take to float a cat?
 
2003-04-30 03:09:22 AM  
The new radio morning team compared themselves to Howard Stern

Which part?
The pussy jokes?
 
2003-04-30 03:12:51 AM  
"This all begs the question - how many balloons would it take to float a cat?"

*runs and gets balloons, cat*

Hold on a sec.
 
2003-04-30 03:14:11 AM  
Too bad it was just a prank...The only good cat is a dead cat.
 
2003-04-30 03:16:49 AM  
42 for a FAT cat.....
 
2003-04-30 03:18:15 AM  
I've found there's some joy to be had in a dying cat.
 
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