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(AZCentral)   Larry Flynt offering $1 million for alleged video showing Barbara Bush Jr nude   ( divider line
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2003-04-30 01:54:25 AM  
Man, I would have guessed that _Jenna_ would have been the one to have a naked video tape floating around.
2003-04-30 01:55:49 AM  
I'd pay to see it...

BWAHAHAHAHHAA Who am I kidding, I'd wait till fark posted it.
2003-04-30 01:56:36 AM  
I saw Barbara Bush in the nude once... but then it got cold so I had to put a towel on. /Jon Lovitz

Seriously, a guy like Flynt could only make a living in such a stuck-up country... in most places in Europe he'd be a pretty sad also-ran more famous for his lack of manners than for his, er, contributions to contemporary one-handed literature.
2003-04-30 01:57:33 AM  
just hope its not a video of her when she was 2 years old or sumthin...
2003-04-30 02:00:56 AM  
Flynt is a good man. He's made good steps in First Amendment rights, and hey. Using his fame to get Republican hypocrites screaming about family values while they were having affairs during the Lewinsky stuff was gold.


2003-04-30 02:07:31 AM  

It might have something to do with women traditionally changing their name in marriage. Once you change you last name, your not a jr. anymore.
2003-04-30 02:11:01 AM  
Larry Flynt is a nutjob. The guy has seriously degraded over the years. I used to play poker at Hustler Casino and he would have his bodyguard wheel him on his gold plated wheelchair (with his bulletproof Rolls outside) into the high limit pit and everytime I saw the guy he had this completely glazed look on his face (think One Flew Over the Cuckoos Nest). A floorman told me he takes enough medication to kill a horse. That said, I'm sure he's got some amazing stories!
2003-04-30 02:14:52 AM  
Since nobody has offered the obvious yet, here was my headline: "The President's Daughter's bush is in a nude video...I mean President Bush's Daughter is nude in a video."

Blah - I give up.
2003-04-30 02:21:36 AM  
Well, I have one thing favorable to say about Larry Flynt, and only one thing. He has a lot in common with the Kennedys, with the one exception that he can sure take a bullet better.
2003-04-30 02:36:03 AM  
I seem to recall Flynt making some kind of offer for info on Republican shenanigans when Clinton was getting yet another rake over the coals for his loose morals (pre-Monica, though). Then suddenly, Newt Gingrich, Speaker of the House, just like kind of resigned.
2003-04-30 02:36:12 AM  
Danlbrau - ROFL lol!!!!!!111

Yeah, eat a dong.
2003-04-30 02:52:39 AM  
04-30-03 01:44:00 AM Ramius5783

Bungle, you are a dumb fark. It is in specific reference to Barbara Bush Jr, who is the twin daughter of George W. Bush. Don't try semantics, you end up sounding stupid. W doesn't have a sister named Barbara.

don't try to make me look like a dumb fark for trying to joke about the way the healine is written. you don't come off looking so good out of the deal either.
2003-04-30 03:29:50 AM  
I gotta believe the poor farker who tried to sell the video to Mr. Flint would find him/herself "disappeared" or "persuaded" not to sell. Just sayin' is all
2003-04-30 04:15:15 AM  
((crosses fingers))
2003-04-30 04:49:47 AM  
She's pretty cute. Plus, the more dirt we get on her now, the better our chances of impeaching her once she gets handed the Presidency.
2003-04-30 06:50:06 AM  
someone check the local news in Connecticut for male students tragically knocked down in hit and run accidents....
Dubya's boys will fix that little video problem.

(have I been watching too much 24??)
2003-04-30 06:52:53 AM  

I wouldn't count on it. GWB's days of being a "Spoiled Drunken Frat Brat" and sidestepping millitary service hasn't hurt him in the least.

This definitely looks like "like Father-Like Daughter".

source says Barbara has attended plenty of the bare-all bacchanals, a Yale tradition in which overworked Ivy Leaguers relieve stress by doffing their duds and drinking some suds. The footage in question was allegedly taken at a naked party several months ago, and Flynt's foot soldiers have been in talks with a student who says he is friends with the guy who has the tape.

Be very afraid..
2003-04-30 06:56:55 AM  
No doubt that Larry will have the US Army firing a bunker buster at his wheelchair as they will certainly suspect him of having WMD now. Go Larry!
2003-04-30 07:18:54 AM  
Dude selling video will get so rubbed out. Daddy bush LOVES killing people.
2003-04-30 07:19:50 AM  
1 million bucks is nothing. I'm offering 2 million bucks for a video of Larry Flint taking a shiat in a bag.
2003-04-30 07:34:39 AM  
2 million? you can buy that video for 9.95!

hell I got it free with a box of oat bran!

Go Larry!
2003-04-30 08:12:51 AM  
Bush's response:"i'll give you the video for free if you can WALK over here and get it" you know even a big fan of all things smutty, filthy, and pornographic such as myself must admit Larry Flint is a real sack of crap
2003-04-30 08:13:54 AM  
how long till tshirthell starts selling

I've been jerked off by Jenna

I've been blown by Barbara jr.

2003-04-30 08:16:18 AM  
I have to say that I would definitely hit both of the Bush twins if for no other reason than to get their daddy's number from them so I could call him up and say, "Hey Assweed, farked your daughters in a nasty oil covered 3 way. What does your self righteous ass think about that?"

Yeah, that'd be great.

*grumble*Call me a 2nd class citizen you farking deuce bag.
2003-04-30 08:18:22 AM  
Sinatra: I fairly sure he has a daughter. She started a anti-pornography group and is very outspoken against her father's magazine. He offered her millions to keep her trap shut, but she refused it, so he disowned her. She is the daughter of one of the richest men in this country and she lives in a friggin dump just so she can speak out against pornography.

I do respect her integrity and not giving up what she believes in for money, though. Although, I wouldn't agree entirely with speaking out against it in the first place, because, while I personally find pornography (esp. Hustler) nasty, I don't care if other people look at it. I just don't read it.
2003-04-30 08:18:52 AM  
Come on guys - this is such a photoshop competition
porn video covers for the Bush girls in college..
2003-04-30 08:24:25 AM  
[image from too old to be available]
What a presidential daughter should look like.
2003-04-30 08:28:41 AM  
I'm holding out for the Chelsea Clinton video.
2003-04-30 08:30:01 AM  
1) Even if Barbara Bush (jr?) is dumb enough to romp nekkid on video, do you REALLY think the Secret Service dudes who babysit her would allow it?

2) Larry Flynt is a waste of organic material.

3) Jenna's cuter.
2003-04-30 08:31:08 AM  
Lesser Evil:

How are Flynt's reasons wrong? We're being occupied by a presidential administration that believes that it's W's divine birthright to rule us, despite public opinion. That's the opinion of the vote. The opinion that people present to their officials regarding war. Opinions regarding giving the rich tax breaks. Opinions on use of public land. And dozens of other things.

If I could do one thing to bring this person's family down to our level, and remind them that they're human, and flawed, I would do it. (Although Jeb's daughter has made good headway in that area) Flynt has the money to persuade this information to come forward, and I hope that it makes it to the light of day.

That said, I have run into Jenna here on campus once in a while, and do find her a fine looking girl. I wouldn't pay a million for a video of her, but if it was published, I'd certainly rent it for an evening of fapping.
2003-04-30 08:35:21 AM  
What's the world coming to these days when a daughter of the President can't go to a bare-all bacchanaal without worrying about the some asshat selling the film rights.
2003-04-30 08:38:36 AM  
C'mon people this is capitalism at its finest! this is what america is all about: screwing the next guy(or president's daughter) a little faster & a little harder than they are screwing you.

But seriously, If she was dumb enough to be in a situation where such a video was made, its her fault.
2003-04-30 08:45:26 AM  
I'll download it, so I guess that means I'm for it rather than against it.
2003-04-30 08:51:12 AM  
If I could do one thing to bring this person's family down to our level, and remind them that they're human, and flawed, I would do it.

Interesting. Do you feel the same way about other politicians, or just republicans? I mean if there were, hypothetically, a democratic administration who as you put it, believed it was their divine birthright to rule us, then you'd say the same thing about them. Right?

Because if you wouldn't - if you'd give the democrat a pass, I'd call you a hypocrite
2003-04-30 09:11:51 AM  
Before you get all up set about this lowest of the low dirt bags I want you all to remember that he is a highly respected fund raiser for the democratic party and he may get an important position in the next democratic administration if he can pull this off. So girls any of you that know the girls it would be worth a lot if you would buy one of those tiny little cameras and betray your friendship and take a picture while they are not looking. That is one of the big differences between socialist and conservative, it is a rare thing for a socialist to be loyal to anything ( you always betray if you get anything out of it), and a conservative is almost always loyal even if they might loose something. So why, again, do some people want to be friends with betrayers???
2003-04-30 09:13:46 AM  
Why is no one talking about the naked yale parties.


Someone must have more info on this... please?
2003-04-30 09:28:37 AM  
Penrod - What the fark are you on about?
2003-04-30 09:35:47 AM  

Yeah I hear that if these get published Larry Flynt will be up for General Attorney.
2003-04-30 09:36:43 AM  
Attorney General even.
2003-04-30 09:39:15 AM  
i dont know why larry has even the slightest notion that the SS (secret service) guys didn't have the "tape" 10 mins after he heard that it exsisted
2003-04-30 09:44:10 AM  
Barbara Bush Sr. is aka George Washington Bush
2003-04-30 09:45:54 AM  
Wait... Bush has a sister named Barbara?
2003-04-30 09:49:00 AM  
I think that this and the Libya payoff to get off the "axis of evil" make a great economic stimulus package. Better than anything he's proposed.
2003-04-30 09:59:54 AM  
Is it kinda tacky? Yeah... but no more tacky than all the nasty comments made about Chelsea Clinton's looks from pre-puberty right up through college.

Hmm. 'Chelsea is ooglay' = 'One million dollars to the first man that can bring me a photo of a Bush daughter in her birthday suit!' Hmm. No.
2003-04-30 10:03:21 AM  
She's pretty cute. Plus, the more dirt we get on her now, the better our chances of impeaching her once she gets handed the Presidency.

Really! Where was Larry Flynt when Bush II was partying his ass off in college? We could have avoided this whole mess of a "Presidency" with just a little footage.
2003-04-30 10:05:22 AM  
Hmm. 'Chelsea is ooglay' = 'One million dollars to the first man that can bring me a photo of a Bush daughter in her birthday suit!' Hmm. No.

You forgot to include sympathy-math.

Comments_About_Chelsea * How_Much_I_Like_Clinton == Comments_About_Bush-Daughter / How_Much_I_Hate_Bush

Let's face it, we all do that.
2003-04-30 10:05:39 AM  
Technicolor- Misfit

Which thread were you reading? I havent seen anyone get pissy cause of the Bush thing here. Just a few people who think Flynt is an asshat. In fact Im a diehard Republican and I'd download that vid off of Kazza in a heartbeat. Say what you will about W but he does produce hittable girls.
2003-04-30 10:09:56 AM  
Watching you guys freak out whenever Bush is even SLIGHTLY attacked is HILARIOUS! It couldn't be more obvious:

You have a MORON for a president. You know it. I know it. You get defensive about it. I laugh. Thanks.
2003-04-30 10:24:51 AM  

The only morons here are the ones that think he is.
2003-04-30 10:25:12 AM  
I thought it sucked when Chelsea got written up in the tabloids, and I think this sucks too. Legal? I suppose. shiatty? I personally think so.
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