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(970 WFLA)   Eleven women and one man busted in prostitution sting; after looking at the mugshots, subby thinks eleven men and one woman sounds more like it   (970wfla.com) divider line 138
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2010-03-26 12:09:09 AM
Huh, there was a picture of a woman in that list?
Pour out that beer Subby, there was nothing but a whole lot of fugly there dude.
 
2010-03-26 12:12:11 AM
Meth is a hell of a drug.
 
2010-03-26 12:21:26 AM
I don't know what's scarier: The pictures or the reason for the first one smiling.
 
2010-03-26 12:25:54 AM
Baggins: Huh, there was a picture of a woman in that list?
Pour out that beer Subby, there was nothing but a whole lot of fugly there dude.


www.thosefunnypictures.com

/puts down the beer and hangs head in shame
//subby
 
2010-03-26 12:28:07 AM
Oh Wow... I'm speechless, and horrified.
 
2010-03-26 01:49:30 AM
Mad Hatter
Charlize Theron in Monster
Your Gypsy Grandmother
Tori Amos' less hittable sister
a lesser Gorgon
Sarah, plain and tall
ESPN's own Jeffri Chadiha
Old Methy Sally
Janey the Fivehead
Belinda Carlisle's drunken aunt
The Schnozz
 
2010-03-26 03:01:00 AM
Click Here for the mugshots!


They make that sound like a good thing.
 
2010-03-26 03:06:00 AM
That's a lot of herpes. Lots and lots of herpes.
 
2010-03-26 03:13:09 AM
House of Tards: Mad Hatter
Charlize Theron in Monster
Your Gypsy Grandmother
Tori Amos' less hittable sister
a lesser Gorgon
Sarah, plain and tall
ESPN's own Jeffri Chadiha
Old Methy Sally
Janey the Fivehead
Belinda Carlisle's drunken aunt
The Schnozz


Those names rank up there with

img442.imageshack.us

/loved the Tori Amos one
 
2010-03-26 07:37:18 AM
Oh no! They arrested Carrot Top's sister!

www.970wfla.com
 
2010-03-26 07:40:10 AM
Well, it was Clearwater... them drunk spring breakers will hit anything...
 
2010-03-26 07:40:59 AM
Most of the women looked to be over 50. Did they go to nursing homes for their customers?
 
2010-03-26 07:44:20 AM
What has been seen...
 
2010-03-26 07:47:05 AM
NeedleGuy:
Those names rank up there with


Oh my gawd, I just peed myself.

/thanks for starting my day with a laugh, and change of pants
 
2010-03-26 07:49:39 AM
I though you said women subby!!! Lies!!!! All Lies!!!
 
2010-03-26 07:53:49 AM
Woohoo!

otherkin.files.wordpress.com

Elven women rock!

Oh....

wait...
 
2010-03-26 07:54:27 AM
I don't have the words...
 
2010-03-26 07:54:34 AM
/gag

Are ALL Floridian Prostitutes this farkin ugly?
 
2010-03-26 07:55:46 AM
House of Tards: a lesser Gorgon

I am somehow going to find a way to work that into a conversation today.
 
2010-03-26 07:57:03 AM
img215.imageshack.us
Derp.
 
2010-03-26 07:58:16 AM
Before whorin'

www.maxwellsociety.com

and after

cdn.ccomrcdn.com
 
2010-03-26 07:58:19 AM
Prostitution ring? They must have been a "non-profit," cause there is no way anyone is paying for that....
 
2010-03-26 08:02:14 AM
Why don't the "high-class" hookers ever get busted? I want to see those mugshots, not these nasty freaks.
 
2010-03-26 08:03:54 AM
Prank Call of Cthulhu: Derp.


Ha!! Thank you!!
 
2010-03-26 08:03:59 AM
Okay, after seeing that first pic in the article, I nearly wretched from witnessing the ultimate shiat eating grin.

/twitch
//twitch
 
2010-03-26 08:08:02 AM
now think of all 11 of those people and the fact they actually had customers, now think of those sick customers



/nightmares
 
2010-03-26 08:08:20 AM
jpo2269: Prostitution ring? They must have been a "non-profit," cause there is no way anyone is paying for that....

Amen. I wouldn't give them a charitable donation, either.

/and I thought the chicken heads I met on the road were bad... uggg
 
2010-03-26 08:08:27 AM
I looked for the woman a couple of times but my eyes started to bleed. So I will just have to assume that there was a woman there.
 
2010-03-26 08:08:39 AM
Came for the Elvin women.

/Lord of the Cockrings.
 
2010-03-26 08:13:04 AM
Let me give you some advice, son. If these are your best options, declare yourself gay. Don't hesitate, just don't go there. Life is too short to waste anything on this crowd.
 
2010-03-26 08:13:12 AM
"The goggles, they do nothing!"
 
2010-03-26 08:13:32 AM
A jazzy Florida Fark beer party?
 
2010-03-26 08:14:35 AM
I just used a whole years supply of eye bleach!

/U.G.L.Y
//You aint got no alibi
 
2010-03-26 08:14:43 AM
See we get the BIE thread from yesterday and this is how we're punished for it
 
2010-03-26 08:14:50 AM
blubberknife: Woohoo!



Elven women rock!

Oh....

wait...


That picture is strangely attractive. Oh, who am I kidding? I'm a nerd, that is the hottest thing I've ever seen.

/elf ears poking out of their hair
//so adorable
///my god I need help
 
2010-03-26 08:16:26 AM
cherryl taggart: Let me give you some advice, son. If these are your best options, declare KILL yourself gay.

/FTFY
 
2010-03-26 08:19:47 AM
I dont want to imagine what their customers looked like...

/going to throw up now
 
2010-03-26 08:20:47 AM
That shiat's just not right. Nasty.
 
2010-03-26 08:20:52 AM
"Eleven women and one man busted in prostitution sting; after looking at the mugshots, subby thinks eleven men and one woman sounds more like it"

If that's the case, which one was the woman? the advertisement between 10 and 12? BEtter question: which one WASN'T hit with a bat?
 
2010-03-26 08:22:28 AM
Why are prostitutes always so ugly? They actually make money looking like that? Gahhh.
 
2010-03-26 08:25:17 AM
Well, here's some Elf babe goodness to help you over the shock of KentuckyBob's post.

/linky hot, pic possibly NSFW, your mileage may vary, be careful out there
 
2010-03-26 08:30:12 AM
punditkitchen.files.wordpress.com
 
2010-03-26 08:31:15 AM
jhill99999: If that's the case, which one was the woman?

Its like a horrible game of pussy roulette where you have to guess and hope you're not destined for a mixed deer hunter/crying game ending
 
2010-03-26 08:32:28 AM
blubberknife: Woohoo!



Elven women rock!

Oh....

wait...


That's what I thought at first too.

//offers nerd handshake
 
2010-03-26 08:33:20 AM
wealsoran.com

obligatory
 
2010-03-26 08:35:57 AM
All of you male Farkers would hit at least one of them if the circumstances were right. If you say you would not, you are lion.

/make your motor vehicle a cellphone/texting free zone
 
2010-03-26 08:37:23 AM
RandomExcess: What has been seen...

www.dailyhaha.com
 
2010-03-26 08:37:34 AM
Baggins: Huh, there was a picture of a woman in that list?
Pour out that beer Subby, there was nothing but a whole lot of fugly there dude.


Came here to say this.

And holy shiat. I mean, okay, ugly old drug whores hafta eat at some point too I s'pose, but I can't say how much I would *so* much definitely go home and fap to pictures of naked Bea Arthur before puttin' my ween in any of that, and the thought of actually *paying* for the "privilege"...?

I think the Brits said it best when they say "EGADS!!!"
 
2010-03-26 08:47:32 AM
ChuckECheese: Why are prostitutes always so ugly? They actually make money looking like that? Gahhh.

I'd guess the ugly ones have to drop the price and work more volume. On the other hand I think they're working with a very limited customer base. Is ugly chaser even a recognized fetish? Working at Walmart has got to be at least somewhat competitive.
 
2010-03-26 08:47:40 AM
All I have to say is: Eww... Eww...and Ewwwwwwwww
 
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