Baggins: Huh, there was a picture of a woman in that list?Pour out that beer Subby, there was nothing but a whole lot of fugly there dude.
House of Tards: Mad HatterCharlize Theron in MonsterYour Gypsy GrandmotherTori Amos' less hittable sistera lesser GorgonSarah, plain and tallESPN's own Jeffri ChadihaOld Methy SallyJaney the FiveheadBelinda Carlisle's drunken auntThe Schnozz
NeedleGuy: Those names rank up there with
House of Tards: a lesser Gorgon
Prank Call of Cthulhu: Derp.
jpo2269: Prostitution ring? They must have been a "non-profit," cause there is no way anyone is paying for that....
blubberknife: Woohoo!Elven women rock!Oh....wait...
cherryl taggart: Let me give you some advice, son. If these are your best options, declare KILL yourself gay.
jhill99999: If that's the case, which one was the woman?
RandomExcess: What has been seen...
ChuckECheese: Why are prostitutes always so ugly? They actually make money looking like that? Gahhh.
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