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(UPI)   Swedish prisoner decides to reenact the Shawstank Redemption. Guards not amused   (upi.com) divider line 39
    More: Asinine, Swedish, farts, probation service  
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2010-03-25 11:43:32 PM  
I veesh I cuoold tell yuoo thet Undy fuooght zee guud feeght, und zee Seesters let heem be-a. I veesh I cuoold tell yuoo thet - boot preesun is nu feury-tele-a vurld. Bork bork bork! He-a nefer seeed vhu deed it, boot ve-a ell knoo. Theengs vent oon leeke-a thet fur evheele-a - preesun leeffe-a cunseests ooff ruooteene-a, und zeen mure-a ruooteene-a. Ifery su oofftee, Undy vuoold shoo up veet fresh brooeeses. Um gesh dee bork, bork! Zee Seesters kept et heem - sumeteemes he-a ves eble-a tu feeght 'em ooffff, sumeteemes nut. Um de hur de hur de hur. Und thet's hoo it vent fur Undy - thet ves hees ruooteene-a. I du beleeefe-a thuse-a furst tvu yeers vere-a zee vurst fur heem, und I elsu beleeefe-a thet iff theengs hed gune-a oon thet vey, thees plece-a vuoold hefe-a gut zee best ooff heem. Bork Bork Bork!
 
2010-03-26 12:03:02 AM  
Shawstank? Is that the porn version?
 
2010-03-26 12:05:19 AM  
He built a library?
 
2010-03-26 12:07:14 AM  
The Spanish Prisoner?
 
2010-03-26 12:49:21 AM  
Shawstank?

:reads article:

Ohhhhhh.
 
2010-03-26 02:55:25 AM  
Get busy rippin'... or get busy dyin'.
 
2010-03-26 05:31:56 AM  
I don't want to talk to you no more, you empty headed animal food trough wiper. I fart in your general direction. Your mother was a hamster and your father smelt of elderberries.

Link (new window)
 
2010-03-26 05:36:49 AM  
i44.tinypic.com
 
2010-03-26 05:47:02 AM  
Guards not amused

They're just obtuse
 
2010-03-26 05:47:21 AM  
photos.upi.com
 
2010-03-26 06:09:03 AM  
since it's sweden he will get a "talking to"

If they wanted to solve the problem instantly they'd club him a few times, pain is a universal language.

I think it's slightly funnier that the guard is expecting these people in prison to be "nice" guys and (not fart) on them.

I'm sure the american guards that are used to HIV infected prisoners trying to purposefully infect others, smearing feces on the wall, and trying to fark/shank anything that moves.... would gladly trade places with swedish guards if this was as bad as it got.
 
2010-03-26 06:10:32 AM  
crab66:

[ boobies ]

Good lord that woman does it for me in every way.
 
2010-03-26 06:21:56 AM  
He's the prison's best smellmate

/or worst
 
2010-03-26 06:39:24 AM  
"I must admit I didn't think much of Andy first time I laid eyes on him; looked like a stiff breeze would blow him over."

Pbbbththththththththblblblblblriiiiiiiiipoooooootflibberappappappappapp.

"Sure enough, it would. That was my first impression of the man."
 
2010-03-26 06:41:55 AM  
accelerus:

It's only jail, not prison.


Freak: crab66:
[ boobies ]


They are called golden globes.
/she was awarded
 
2010-03-26 06:42:27 AM  
That was the longest night of my life.
 
2010-03-26 06:46:44 AM  
"Let me tell you something my friend. Farts are a dangerous thing. Farts can drive a man insane."

...

"Oh, Andy loved farting. I imagine it appealed to his perverse nature. Farting requires pressure and time. That's all it takes really, pressure, and time. That, and a big goddamn plate of beans."
 
2010-03-26 06:54:11 AM  
Beautiful use of the "Asinine" tag, Subby. Just gorgeous. :)
 
2010-03-26 07:06:35 AM  
Next up: Other prisoners suing prison because they were attacked by this fellow, as the prison has ordered him to do so.
 
2010-03-26 07:08:09 AM  
Hey, is that Christina Hendricks? Looking good!
 
2010-03-26 07:13:06 AM  
accelerus: since it's sweden he will get a "talking to"

If they wanted to solve the problem instantly they'd club him a few times, pain is a universal language.

I think it's slightly funnier that the guard is expecting these people in prison to be "nice" guys and (not fart) on them.

I'm sure the american guards that are used to HIV infected prisoners trying to purposefully infect others, smearing feces on the wall, and trying to fark/shank anything that moves.... would gladly trade places with swedish guards if this was as bad as it got.


Pygmalion effect. You treat people like animals, they tend to act like animals.

Some people still believe that prison systems should be used for rehabilitation, and not as a sadistic, violent social lab-rat experiment. Pot dealers get the same treatment by the system as murderers and child molesters. That's not "justice."
 
2010-03-26 08:45:41 AM  
ecmoRandomNumbers: Some people still believe that prison systems should be used for rehabilitation, and not as a sadistic, violent social lab-rat experiment. Pot dealers get the same treatment by the system as murderers and child molesters. That's not "justice."

Fix it, then.
 
2010-03-26 08:47:16 AM  
Screw this shiat! There is a link to some NSFW PETA protest goodness to the right. Out y'all.:-)
 
2010-03-26 08:51:11 AM  
robsul82: Shawstank? Is that the porn version?

Came here to see this.
/Left
 
2010-03-26 08:55:14 AM  
Prank Call of Cthulhu: "Let me tell you something my friend. Farts are a dangerous thing. Farts can drive a man insane."

...

"Oh, Andy loved farting. I imagine it appealed to his perverse nature. Farting requires pressure and time. That's all it takes really, pressure, and time. That, and a big goddamn plate of beans."


Perfect.
 
2010-03-26 09:54:14 AM  
A bunch of Swedish screws method acting a real prison system is most likey the root of this where ever ya be let your wind break free story.

But I got wonder if the warden got his job because he is good at passing gas about who developed the Bluetooth Standard.
 
2010-03-26 09:59:39 AM  
crab66 - Golden Globes, indeed! (yum)
 
2010-03-26 10:10:06 AM  
Prank Call of Cthulhu: "Let me tell you something my friend. Farts are a dangerous thing. Farts can drive a man insane."

...

"Oh, Andy loved farting. I imagine it appealed to his perverse nature. Farting requires pressure and time. That's all it takes really, pressure, and time. That, and a big goddamn plate of beans."


I'm pretty sure you just won the internet.
 
2010-03-26 10:17:42 AM  
I'm assuming the headline is a reference to the line "the man up and vanished like a fart in the wind."

Maybe not.
 
2010-03-26 10:17:46 AM  
robsul82 -- "Shawstank? Is that the porn version?"

That would be Shawskank.

/actually, if you google Shawskank the only thing that turns up is a Current TV clip about Paris Hilton.
 
2010-03-26 10:22:34 AM  
Steve347: I'm assuming the headline is a reference to the line "the man up and vanished like a fart in the wind."

Maybe not.


Could also be a reference to the line, "If I hear so much as a mouse fart in here the rest of the night I swear by God and sonny Jesus you will all visit the infirmary. Every last motherfarker in here."
 
2010-03-26 10:26:17 AM  
ecmoRandomNumbers: accelerus: since it's sweden he will get a "talking to"

If they wanted to solve the problem instantly they'd club him a few times, pain is a universal language.

I think it's slightly funnier that the guard is expecting these people in prison to be "nice" guys and (not fart) on them.

I'm sure the american guards that are used to HIV infected prisoners trying to purposefully infect others, smearing feces on the wall, and trying to fark/shank anything that moves.... would gladly trade places with swedish guards if this was as bad as it got.

Pygmalion effect. You treat people like animals, they tend to act like animals.

Some people still believe that prison systems should be used for rehabilitation, and not as a sadistic, violent social lab-rat experiment. Pot dealers get the same treatment by the system as murderers and child molesters. That's not "justice."


Read Frank Abagnale's story about the differences between Swedish, French, and American prisons.
 
2010-03-26 10:41:39 AM  
Sounds like a few guards are crybabies.
 
2010-03-26 10:45:26 AM  
CtrlAltDelete WINS

/That rock has no earthly business in a Swedish hayfield
 
2010-03-26 10:59:23 AM  
Oh. Swedish. Sorry.
www.starz.com
 
2010-03-26 01:17:07 PM  
The Stankshank-the preferred weapon of swedish convicts. Pussies.
 
2010-03-26 01:35:13 PM  
Was it burrito night?
 
2010-03-26 02:06:27 PM  
Was the guard named Mr. Taggart?
 
2010-03-27 08:22:19 AM  
Wooooo! Guards in Swedish prisons have to risk "intentional flatulence." They must have missed out on high school altogether. What hideous working conditions.

¡Que Yntolerable!
 
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