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twist540

2003-04-29 05:40:42 PM

redundant

Feskan

2003-04-29 05:40:59 PM

Well, is she trying to look more like a slut, or less like one?

Trouble

2003-04-29 05:41:24 PM

VH1 is gonna offer her a reality show pretty soon.

palexc

2003-04-29 05:41:32 PM

Wow, someone's getting off of coke...

StarBob

2003-04-29 05:41:32 PM

sad... just... sad

retard

2003-04-29 05:41:45 PM

shes not christina anymore, she is going under the alias mega-whore

ClipJoint

2003-04-29 05:41:46 PM

Fell out of the Ugly Tree and hit every branch on the way down?

PolaroidAfternoon

2003-04-29 05:42:02 PM

No.

Freakin.

Way.

candypants

2003-04-29 05:42:08 PM

I was reading some article on her (at the gym; magazines are free and I'll read almost anything to pass the time), and she was saying how she doesn't diet, loves McDonald's and rarely works out. I thought at that moment, "You know, she hits 22-24, her metabolism drops, and she's farked". I see now that that time has come.

the_cheerful_slut

2003-04-29 05:42:17 PM

Everytime I see that stud on the side of her nose, for an instant I think she didn't blow her nose properly and that's a big drop of snot sitting there.

another-farker

2003-04-29 05:42:37 PM

used to be pretty hot...but that, god what the hell happend. i hate to say it but i no longer would hit it

Damon_Ryde

2003-04-29 05:42:41 PM

I thought she was starting to look fat.

You_mean_Im_gonna_stay_this_color

2003-04-29 05:42:42 PM

I'd still hit it.

/masturbates

shreave

2003-04-29 05:42:46 PM

still hitting it...now with more padding!

SynapseLapse

2003-04-29 05:42:52 PM

What?
That looks like that last place entrant in a bad lookalike contestent.

St.Alfonzo

2003-04-29 05:42:57 PM

I'd like to beat her with my ugly stick...

CatchrNdRy

2003-04-29 05:43:08 PM

Remember how 200 years ago scientists were respected and entertainers were seen as sort of silly and lower? Well things like this bring back the cycle of history.

mistervague

2003-04-29 05:43:11 PM

I still wouldn't hit it.

Chaotixx

2003-04-29 05:43:11 PM

woof.

BlueDog

2003-04-29 05:43:39 PM

check out the sweet BBQ grille

eleventybillion

2003-04-29 05:43:40 PM

Coming up next on E!: 'Christina Aguilera: A Nightmare Descent Into Big Macs & Large Fries.'

TheLitt

2003-04-29 05:43:55 PM

No Farking way.... I still don't believe that that's her.

notacolour

2003-04-29 05:44:04 PM

Holy shiat. From this to this.

Just...wow.

Purple_Jack

2003-04-29 05:44:09 PM

The article 4 down, The Infamous Fox News - J.Lo Blooper!, is a classic.

TheDirtyNacho

2003-04-29 05:44:17 PM

I think she wet herself.

ShutUpHippies

2003-04-29 05:44:18 PM

No no no, that's her step sister, Larry.

TheConvincingSavant

2003-04-29 05:44:32 PM

She's done.

Chaotixx

2003-04-29 05:44:48 PM

actually, I thought she was WAY too skinny before. FREAKY skinny. But NOW she's gone the way of the Big Mac. So sad. So very, very sad.
woof. woof.

upright

2003-04-29 05:45:01 PM

Y'all are why I rarely come into the threads anymore. Stupid farkers.

Kyosuke

2003-04-29 05:45:02 PM

Wow, so she's growing up.

What, you all expected her to maintain the body of a 12 year old?

Longview

2003-04-29 05:45:14 PM

What's up with the farked up colouring on her face? It's like she's a shade of orange now.
And the sad part is that the only thing decent on her now (cleavage) is fake. She's had two boob jobs since she got famous.

It's things like this that make me proud to be a "I'd fark Britney instead of Christina" club member.

CatchrNdRy

2003-04-29 05:45:23 PM

Holy crap what the hell was that?

warnerve02

2003-04-29 05:46:05 PM

ouch

Ku_No_Ichi

2003-04-29 05:46:19 PM

From the Sun:

Mutated-Snoopy

2003-04-29 05:46:28 PM

I'm scared and need comforting.

phenylalanine

2003-04-29 05:46:30 PM

she was a teen when she was 65lbs... now she's getting older and gaining the freshman 15(0)... not to mention said beating with said fugly stick...

Blossom

2003-04-29 05:46:30 PM

Longview - that's her 'makeup'. She always seems to wear it like that. Sad that money can't buy her a makeup artist (or a personal trainer for that matter)

Chizel

2003-04-29 05:46:33 PM

I see kittens... Alive and kicking, spared another life.

thedamndog

2003-04-29 05:46:43 PM

Fell out the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down. Then the tree fell on her. She was then taken to the ugly hospital in the ugly ambulance. However she never reached the hospital because the ugly ambulance crashed into the ugly bus.

Good_Moleman_To_You

2003-04-29 05:46:45 PM

These pop starlets are all the same. They wouldn't look so focking pretty if they didn't load layers of makeup on and spend hours with their hair.

HellsBelle

2003-04-29 05:46:47 PM

wow, i have to admit - it really IS satisfying to see someone like her get fat and ugly. i'm so ashamed.

/hopes britney's next

Draskuul

2003-04-29 05:46:48 PM

Scroll down to the part about "The Infamous Fox News - J.Lo Blooper!" The video is here.

Hilarious!

Flakeloaf

2003-04-29 05:47:23 PM

Oh please. I still wouldn't kick her out of bed for eating crackers... personally I'm happy she dropped the Dee Snider look, that was just creepy. Now she's actually proportioned like a good half of humanity. If this

is "ugly", then stop the fscking planet. I want off.

dmb08

2003-04-29 05:47:30 PM

that first picture is where nightmares get their ideas

Damon_Ryde

2003-04-29 05:48:07 PM

Kyosuke - What, you all expected her to maintain the body of a 12 year old?

No, eating healthy and working out would be a start.

FalseEyedDio

2003-04-29 05:48:15 PM

Flakeloaf: It's not the body, it's the face. GAH. Then again, not like it wasn't GAH before.

element

2003-04-29 05:48:25 PM

When she's thin she's a too skinny, when she heavy she's too fat. Some people are too opinionated. I'd love to see pictures of all of you flaming her for putting on a few lbs.

On a side note, I think she's an obnoxious 'B' that needs to be humbled. Maybe this is the Music God's way of chastising her for her lack charity.

iamhalucn8ing

2003-04-29 05:48:32 PM

Pregnant.

gotta be.

Could I care less?

feles

2003-04-29 05:48:32 PM

i think this might have happend sometime after she mysteriously got the "skank" accent... or speech impediment... whatever you call it.

ConnArtist

2003-04-29 05:48:33 PM

I bet she's pregnant. That would explain the dark hair too...no bleaching while incubating.

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