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(Carson)   Christina Aguilera gets a full beating with the ugly stick   (953party.com) divider line 411
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2003-04-29 05:48:33 PM
I bet she's pregnant. That would explain the dark hair too...no bleaching while incubating.
 
2003-04-29 05:48:44 PM
The child actually looks healthy now, instead of hungry. Good for her!

Of course, I wouldn't hit it...unless she had a Y chromosome. *peers*
 
2003-04-29 05:48:50 PM
Your definately rediculous!

/passed 2nd grade
 
2003-04-29 05:48:54 PM
It's not so much her body, really. I mean, now she's proportioned like a normal person instead of a stick figure. But her face just looks...weird. Bloated, maybe. Or maybe it's just the dark hair. Or crappy makeup. Or...
 
2003-04-29 05:48:57 PM
I still can't believe that is her...
 
2003-04-29 05:48:59 PM
Did anyone hear that interview with Justin Timberlake on Chicago's KISS 103.5 (the one where the DJ got suspended)?

"I bet Christina's all dirty in her naughty area, y'know, Justin?"

Haha, comedy gold.
 
2003-04-29 05:49:14 PM
I don't find her attractive either way but I think she looks better with the dark hair, although her choice of clothing is less than flattering. Her arms used to look like bones covered with skin.. she looks healthier now.
 
2003-04-29 05:49:17 PM
wow, now she looks like every other girl from Pittsburgh, too.
 
2003-04-29 05:49:29 PM
I'm with Flakeloaf on this one. Granted, her hips are a little wide and her face is ugly as sin, but between her neck and her navel she's a-okay!
 
2003-04-29 05:49:31 PM

Aww, come on, you fvckers! If some chick that looked just like her came up to you and started chatting you up, you'd fvckin' hit it - hard.

Don't lie - unless there's some money in it.

 
2003-04-29 05:49:43 PM
OK, maybe I'm gonna get eaten alive for this...

but what's the big deal?

So she's got a little meat, nothing wrong with that. Honestly it's comments like these that give women eating disorders.
 
2003-04-29 05:49:50 PM

04-29-03 05:44:18 PM ShutUpHippies

No no no, that's her step sister, Larry.


Nice work, sir.
 
2003-04-29 05:50:01 PM
I'm with Moleman
If all it takes to go from "hot" to "ugly" is a few pounds and black hair then maybe she wasn't all that hot in the first place.
She was awful before and she's awful now.
 
2003-04-29 05:50:13 PM
She managed to get uglier?
 
2003-04-29 05:50:27 PM
Yep,

She quit the coke alright.
 
2003-04-29 05:50:33 PM
atleast her boobies got bigger :)

seriously though, doesnt she have a sister? cuz it looks like she grew a foot taller as well. (compare her head to the rest of her body).
 
2003-04-29 05:50:52 PM
The kittens will see tomorrow.
 
2003-04-29 05:50:58 PM
Did you guys see the crazy w0nky eyed pug? Even he wouldn't hit it.
 
2003-04-29 05:51:44 PM
Seems as if my post that preceded this one was posted at the same time as about elleventy billion others saying the same thing...
 
2003-04-29 05:51:58 PM
she also needs to stop using this: bronze stuff.
she looks like a carrot
 
2003-04-29 05:52:00 PM
I think the sluttier version of her -- err wait, nevermind.

Anyone notice the HUGE skin tone differnce with her make-up caked face and her pasty boobs...reminds me of a whorish high school girl that grew up with no mom, and an abusive dad.
 
2003-04-29 05:52:02 PM
She looks like a very well done trannie now......
 
2003-04-29 05:52:08 PM
Preganant? Fred Durst is the father.

She really doesn't look that bad, just really really different.
 
2003-04-29 05:52:21 PM
Good points Buzz_kirkwood, FalseEyedDio... the only one who can show up with Bjork-face and actually pull it off is... well... Bjork.
 
2003-04-29 05:53:14 PM
For the record, she looks a lot better now than she's done in a few years

This:



Versus this:





I rest my case.



OK, not as good as this:



Hopefully the GIS hot-linking gods are with me...
 
2003-04-29 05:53:25 PM
I think I speak for all who love music when I say...

GOOD! FARK HER!

Your fifteen minutes are officially OVER! GET OFF THE STAGE! (and not a moment too soon. Stupid moron stuck-up...)
 
2003-04-29 05:53:32 PM
she looks pregnant...

farking slut
 
2003-04-29 05:53:35 PM
Its not so much the weight she gained, its the rolls hanging out of her clothes that bother me. o.o Jeebus.
 
2003-04-29 05:53:47 PM
I must have been busy last week when she became famous. Is she a singer, or a faith healer, or what? She looks like your average mall rat to me.
 
2003-04-29 05:53:53 PM
 
2003-04-29 05:53:53 PM
DAMN YOU RONALD MC DONALD! DAMN YOU MAYOR MC CHEESE! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!
 
2003-04-29 05:53:54 PM
Schnapple: Crap looks better than crap looks better than crap?
 
2003-04-29 05:53:55 PM
She is the female version of Marlon Brando.
 
2003-04-29 05:54:10 PM
yuk ... and I dont know flakeloaf ... yeah she can live without food now for a few weeks and live off of her own deposits ... but apart from de-dee-ing .. :\

she represents the eh friend of a group of girls at a club that I would get stuck with
 
2003-04-29 05:54:15 PM
It isn't just that she put on weight, but she put on weight while having absolutely no muscle tone. She's totally soft with nothing underneath it.

IronCity - That's probably the best comment on the board. Very few can feel your pain though.

/Pittsburgh, born and raised
 
2003-04-29 05:54:16 PM
Stupid fashion mavens think anyone who weighs over 97 pounds is fat. Christina Aguilera may dress skanky, but she's not fat. Jesus Christ.
 
2003-04-29 05:54:22 PM
To those of you wailing about our incredible insensitivity to the plight of the larger woman, read more carefully. I don't think many of us are complaining about her weight. It's her face. Blech. It looks like she's trying to achieve a face lift with her hair yanked back like that.
 
2003-04-29 05:54:41 PM
I'm the baby's daddy!
 
2003-04-29 05:54:57 PM
ConnArtist

I bet she's pregnant. That would explain the dark hair too...no bleaching while incubating.


Yes, I do believe I heard that she was pregnant on one of the local radio stations here. Fine, she's pregnant...but I bet there's alot of different people who could be the father.
 
2003-04-29 05:55:00 PM
Wow...I'd still hit it...unless, of course, fb- already did, ifyaknowatimean...
 
2003-04-29 05:55:28 PM
she should sue McDonald's.
 
2003-04-29 05:55:43 PM
Schnapple

Look at the first pic you posted. Look at her face and then look at her chest. How many shades different are they? I mean Jeebus, who's her make-up guy, Bob Vila?
 
2003-04-29 05:55:46 PM
 
2003-04-29 05:55:55 PM
Well she's trying to be like Madonna. Madonna changed her hair all the time from blonde to brunette etc. Well, we know what happened to Madonna.
 
2003-04-29 05:56:28 PM
Cscx: I used to live in Wexford. Went to the same school Christina claimed to have attended. (No, she was homeschooled after 8th grade.) Even we disown her.
 
2003-04-29 05:56:33 PM
come to think of it, I AM reminded of Godfather part II
 
2003-04-29 05:56:39 PM
She needs to switch from crack to crack lite
 
2003-04-29 05:56:42 PM
...with apologies to KunoIchi
 
2003-04-29 05:57:10 PM
Definitely pregnant - her face is bloated, boobs are puffed, looks like she's about 10 weeks into it.
 
2003-04-29 05:57:46 PM
I about spit out my pop at the J-LO blooper news part, hahaha if you havent listened you have to hear it!!

and Christina doesnt look so bad, but its a shame her make-up artist can't find base that matches her skin tone.
 
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