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(MSNBC)   Today's Fark-ready headline: Military tightens rules on gay discharges   (msnbc.msn.com) divider line 96
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2010-03-25 01:27:23 PM  
Well, that should make a vas deferens.
 
2010-03-25 02:40:16 PM  
I wonder if it affects all soldiers, or just seamen. I tried to get the article to come to my desktop, but it couldn't due to a tie-up somewhere in MSNBCs tubes. I got the gist of it from the head line, though.
 
2010-03-25 02:40:39 PM  
www.halolz.com
 
2010-03-25 03:06:24 PM  
Over in one.
 
2010-03-25 03:07:34 PM  
Headline reads: "Pentagon makes discharging gays tougher"?
 
2010-03-25 03:08:10 PM  
Gay discharges make for a sticky situation, indeed.
 
2010-03-25 03:09:03 PM  
I tend to look pretty tough when I discharge. The discharge of young men is one of the most pressing issues of our time.
 
2010-03-25 03:09:31 PM  
cashier432: Headline reads: "Pentagon makes discharging gays tougher"?

I'm guessing MSNBC changed it after they realized how it sounded.
 
2010-03-25 03:09:54 PM  
CravenMorehead: Well, that should make a vas deferens.


Done in One.
 
2010-03-25 03:09:57 PM  
cashier432: Headline reads: "Pentagon makes discharging gays tougher"?

Do they make they do more push ups?
 
2010-03-25 03:11:12 PM  
sboyle1020: cashier432: Headline reads: "Pentagon makes discharging gays tougher"?

Do they make they do more push ups?


Do you know how hard it is to do push ups while jizzing?
 
2010-03-25 03:11:18 PM  
Tougher gays make military discharge harder?
 
2010-03-25 03:12:54 PM  
PonceAlyosha: sboyle1020: cashier432: Headline reads: "Pentagon makes discharging gays tougher"?

Do they make they do more push ups?

Do you know how hard it is to do push ups while jizzing?


Exactly, so it would make them tougher.
 
2010-03-25 03:13:01 PM  
"Son, do you think you could kill a man?"

"Yeth, but it would take dayth and dayth"
 
2010-03-25 03:13:33 PM  
Pentagon makes discharging gays tougher

I always thought they did it by putting intrarectal pressure on the prostate gland but who knows. Besides Ghastly I mean.
 
2010-03-25 03:13:36 PM  
PonceAlyosha: sboyle1020: cashier432: Headline reads: "Pentagon makes discharging gays tougher"?

Do they make they do more push ups?

Do you know how hard it is to do push ups while jizzing?


Arent you pretty much doing variation of a pushup at the time of jizzing anyway?
 
2010-03-25 03:14:20 PM  
cashier432: Headline reads: "Pentagon makes discharging gays tougher"?

...tougher to clean out of fatigues, that is.
 
2010-03-25 03:14:32 PM  
I predict lots of seamen discharge.
 
2010-03-25 03:15:02 PM  
maxpower007: PonceAlyosha: sboyle1020: cashier432: Headline reads: "Pentagon makes discharging gays tougher"?

Do they make they do more push ups?

Do you know how hard it is to do push ups while jizzing?

Arent you pretty much doing variation of a pushup at the time of jizzing anyway?


I'd assume the gay dischargees vary in sexual position over time. Bottoming could be a variant of the sit up or bench press?
 
2010-03-25 03:15:08 PM  
New Headline: Pentagon makes discharging gays tougher


What, no handys?
 
2010-03-25 03:15:22 PM  
A decade from now the majority of the military will be gay.
 
2010-03-25 03:16:51 PM  
Honestly, how is repealing Don't Ask this hard? They have to do it in steps and have farking studies to figure out how to not fire gay people? It's easy; stop firing them. Where's my farking government grant?
 
2010-03-25 03:17:12 PM  
It's about time for this change to come. I know reform only comes in spurts, but with the current administration in power I was starting to get jizzed about real change. But lately I was starting to feel it was just a load, like maybe Obama blew his wad on health care and doesn't have the stamina for another long, hard fight. I know it's a sticky topic, but it looks like the seed has finally been planted. Ejaculate.
 
2010-03-25 03:17:35 PM  
Torrentius: A decade from now the majority of the military will be gay.

Amen to that. Man up the nancy ones, lets the gym rats get all buff, let them see the world.
 
2010-03-25 03:20:03 PM  
I'd do a GIS for 'gay discharge', but I'm at work.
 
2010-03-25 03:21:42 PM  
MonkeyAngst

That was great! Your puns just kept coming and coming...
 
2010-03-25 03:22:42 PM  
MonkeyAngst: It's about time for this change to come. I know reform only comes in spurts, but with the current administration in power I was starting to get jizzed about real change. But lately I was starting to feel it was just a load, like maybe Obama blew his wad on health care and doesn't have the stamina for another long, hard fight. I know it's a sticky topic, but it looks like the seed has finally been planted. Ejaculate.

+1 PENIS
 
2010-03-25 03:23:11 PM  
At least they didn't get a stronger grip on it...
 
2010-03-25 03:23:53 PM  
farm1.static.flickr.com
 
2010-03-25 03:24:49 PM  
MonkeyAngst: It's about time for this change to come. I know reform only comes in spurts, but with the current administration in power I was starting to get jizzed about real change. But lately I was starting to feel it was just a load, like maybe Obama blew his wad on health care and doesn't have the stamina for another long, hard fight. I know it's a sticky topic, but it looks like the seed has finally been planted. Ejaculate.

Looks like someone has been taking Pocket Ninja lessons.
 
2010-03-25 03:25:37 PM  
Teh gheys still allowed to masticate.
 
2010-03-25 03:31:53 PM  
I have a Felching fetching ideal on how to deal with this
 
2010-03-25 03:32:41 PM  
I'd hate to see what a dishonorable gay discharge looks like.
 
2010-03-25 03:33:28 PM  
This thread is... gay.
 
2010-03-25 03:35:44 PM  
hehe...he said military...
 
2010-03-25 03:36:03 PM  
www.nerve.com
 
2010-03-25 03:37:22 PM  
Are there rules on gay discharges? If so, what are they?
 
2010-03-25 03:37:45 PM  
Couldn't they just start with allowing it in one branch and see how it rubs works out?
 
2010-03-25 03:38:08 PM  
So how many cock pushups can you do?

/absolutely nothing is obscure on Fark
 
2010-03-25 03:38:16 PM  
Military tightens rules on gay discharges

Link didn't work for me. Was this an article about celebratory gunfire?
 
2010-03-25 03:39:41 PM  
This Looks Fun: This thread is... gay.


i991.photobucket.com
 
2010-03-25 03:41:08 PM  
litespeed74: I predict lots of seamen discharge.

nsfw lyrics


Link
 
2010-03-25 03:41:09 PM  
"Pentagon makes discharging gays tougher"

I though the military was supposed to make everyone tougher!
 
2010-03-25 03:41:16 PM  
Coiled Hot 1: MonkeyAngst: It's about time for this change to come. I know reform only comes in spurts, but with the current administration in power I was starting to get jizzed about real change. But lately I was starting to feel it was just a load, like maybe Obama blew his wad on health care and doesn't have the stamina for another long, hard fight. I know it's a sticky topic, but it looks like the seed has finally been planted. Ejaculate.

Looks like someone has been taking Pocket Ninja lessons.


He's certainly been doing something in his pocket.
 
2010-03-25 03:41:26 PM  
did msnbc change the headline or am I mis-understanding the whole 'Fark-ready' concept?

Expected:
"Military tightens rules on gay discharges"

Actual:
"Pentagon makes discharging gays tougher"

It's a sev. 4 defect but I'm going to log it to bugzilla anyway.
 
2010-03-25 03:43:21 PM  
Finger51

They changed it...

behold the power of Fark?
 
2010-03-25 03:43:55 PM  
This is a good one too...

img.photobucket.com
 
2010-03-25 03:45:09 PM  
 
2010-03-25 03:45:46 PM  
Came here. Leaving now.
 
2010-03-25 03:54:58 PM  
Torrentius: A decade from now the majority of the military will be gay.

Haha most already are
/Well atleast the Navy
 
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