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(TechTV)   Morgan Webb facing her toughest challenge yet in the KRock e/o poll   ( divider line
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18175 clicks; posted to Main » on 29 Apr 2003 at 7:29 PM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-04-29 04:16:07 PM  
Hmm what to choose, what to choose.

*clicking Morgan after 0.2 seconds*
2003-04-29 04:31:22 PM  
she rocks!
2003-04-29 04:40:31 PM  
That is about the funniest thing i've seen all week.
2003-04-29 04:58:23 PM  
They can continue to make fun of us farkers, but the simple fact is we are in total control of the outcome of their contest.

I say Morgan until "Either / Or" is no more.
2003-04-29 05:31:04 PM  
I agree. Let's keep stuffing the ballots and prove to them that is the one really in control of this contest.
2003-04-29 05:31:05 PM  
i don't really see the point of this... she really isn't that hot... actually i think she looks kinda manly....

2003-04-29 05:35:29 PM  
I really hate it when idiot sites attempt to discern "internet demographics" with things like this. As if Fark would vote for a beowulf cluster over a life female. They are just assuming that "its some geek site" therefore its like slashdot or what have you.

Who are these tards anyway, I never read their stuff I just click / vote.
2003-04-29 05:39:47 PM  
The only way they would split the vote is if they put her up against Wheaton or Walken.
2003-04-29 05:44:01 PM  
All your Webb are belong to us.

2003-04-29 06:08:27 PM  
She reminds me of Aimee Mann, but I like Aimee better.

I've never seen her show, so maybe there's something to the way she moves or something that I'm missing out on.
2003-04-29 06:33:52 PM  
Funniest. Poll. Evar.
2003-04-29 06:53:09 PM  
Howcome we keep getting links to the "Voting Results" page, and not the "Cast Your Vote" page?
2003-04-29 07:10:42 PM  
I don't much care for Webb. But I'm not such a geek that I care about a Beowulf cluster. I'm officially abstaining.
2003-04-29 07:31:59 PM  
Now THAT's funny.

Eat it Webb freaks.
2003-04-29 07:33:18 PM  
sigh, now she gets another 15 minutes ?!?! DAMN tech-tv is tired and worn out, pls recycle it...
2003-04-29 07:33:24 PM  
Imagine a Beowulf cluster of Morgan Webbs.

2003-04-29 07:34:23 PM  
Farkers have clicked on the above link 314 times

Morgan Webb (champ) 80.06%
Mako, the Beowulf cluster (challenger) 19.94%
1750 votes counted

I don't think she needs fark's help today. :)
2003-04-29 07:35:00 PM  
2003-04-29 07:36:18 PM  
Morgan rates pretty high on the 'cute' scale, whereas Eliza has that unapproachable supermodel-glamour thing going. The Beowulf... now THAT'S unapproachable, and not cute at all.
2003-04-29 07:36:49 PM  
OK, that's funny as hell.
2003-04-29 07:39:06 PM  
Use this link instead:
2003-04-29 07:39:13 PM  
Is it showing up that you already voted, but didn't, for anyone else?
Ant [TotalFark]
2003-04-29 07:39:38 PM  
Just cut off everything after the '/?' or click here if you're too lazy to even do that
2003-04-29 07:39:43 PM  
ofg enough already

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2003-04-29 07:39:47 PM  
2003-04-29 07:39:49 PM  
THAT was funny...have a sense of humor, Farkers.
2003-04-29 07:39:56 PM  
Those K-Rock clowns have no idea what Fark is. Eliza Dushku was as close as I came for not voting for Morgan (I voted for her anyway). About the only thing that'd beat Morgan at this point would be T.A.T.U, or maybe Walken.
2003-04-29 07:40:41 PM  
The point of this is to Flex our FARK muscles as we control the fate of million of websites.

That is all.
2003-04-29 07:41:33 PM  
that was funny, very very funny.
2003-04-29 07:41:46 PM  
What if the next Either or is Morgan vs.

2003-04-29 07:42:23 PM  
a little Slashdot-esqe BeoWulf Cluster carryover on FARK? that is teh funny?
2003-04-29 07:42:36 PM  
i found this super funny.
2003-04-29 07:43:54 PM  
I voted for the Beowolf cluster.

Remember - no matter how hot she is - some guy somewhere is sick of her shiat.

The same can not be said for the beowolf cluster.

2003-04-29 07:44:36 PM  
all you internet polls are belong to us. it is very true, you cant stop the community of
2003-04-29 07:45:19 PM  
"The Great Unlaid"


I hate it when I snort Pepsi...
2003-04-29 07:46:08 PM  
The thing that makes this funniest is that the website isn't doing what most folks do when we get to their poll: fudge the numbers, then shut down not mentioning the enslaught. The stuck to it and fired a shot back with intelligence and good natured humor. That makes them awful special.

/whooooaaa, my hands...
2003-04-29 07:46:10 PM  
I don't think that these guys would be dumb enough to put Webb aginst or Walken.
Fark would post this every day walken, or as choices would insure that we would never go away.
2003-04-29 07:46:24 PM  
oooh! morgan vs. fark. I wonder who would win.

/no. no i dont.
2003-04-29 07:46:30 PM  
my god that's hilarious.... and the 'Great Unlaid' part is pretty funny too.
2003-04-29 07:47:23 PM  
I hate it when I snort Pepsi...

how do you chop that into lines?
2003-04-29 07:47:29 PM  
The same can not be said for the beowolf cluster.

I never thought of it that way
2003-04-29 07:47:33 PM  
I dunno... Morgan vs Cliche Kitten, would that be a contest or an excuse for a PS Contest? ;)
2003-04-29 07:48:09 PM  
Funny how they mock Fark, yet I'm sure their show will go through and read off the headlines right off the site. Losers.
2003-04-29 07:48:30 PM  
Have they got us confused with Slashdot or something?
2003-04-29 07:48:46 PM  
2003-04-29 07:48:54 PM  
What a bunch of farking nerds.

*looks around*

I meant TechTV.
2003-04-29 07:49:16 PM  
I think that they're confusing Fark with Slashdot, but it's still pretty damn funny.

/Slashdotter and astrophysics major who voted for the Beowulf cluster (seriously, most Farkers wouldn't understand, but that thing is badass)
2003-04-29 07:53:04 PM  
Morgan, morgan!
2003-04-29 07:53:58 PM  
Wait a second... over 403 people chose a cluster of processors of a human female. I'm going to reiterate that. Over 403 people chose a cluster of processors over a human female.
2003-04-29 07:54:43 PM  
Attention stupid radio jockies. Fark is boobies, cruel humor, and estranged political fanaticism. Slashdot is Beowulf clusters, freedom of information fanaticism, and good humor.

Add to records please.
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