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(click 10)   Like father, like son. Jack Osborne in rehab   ( divider line
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23103 clicks; posted to Main » on 29 Apr 2003 at 12:27 PM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-04-29 12:29:53 PM  
Nooo, not Jack.

He got Punk'd.
2003-04-29 12:30:04 PM  
Jack in rehab for being a spoiled brat POS...

man those kids get on my nerves...
2003-04-29 12:31:38 PM  
You lose your anonymity. I can't enjoy myself when I go out anymore. I've been hit, I've been slapped, people drive by screaming they hate me

so is all that plus constant surveillance in your house worth the loot you're getting in exchange? dorks.
2003-04-29 12:31:41 PM  
Been snortin' lines of ants like dear ol dad.
2003-04-29 12:32:08 PM  
"You lose your anonymity. I can't enjoy myself when I go out anymore. I've been hit, I've been slapped, people drive by screaming they hate me."

I think that's because you are a fat twit, not because you are famous.
2003-04-29 12:32:17 PM  
15 minutes......just...about.....up
2003-04-29 12:32:36 PM  
"people scream they hate me"

would you like some cheese with that whine?
2003-04-29 12:32:46 PM  
Shoot him. It's the only way.
2003-04-29 12:32:49 PM  
Ha ha @ Lexi
2003-04-29 12:33:29 PM  
Good gawd, that is one ugly kid!
2003-04-29 12:33:30 PM  
News Flash: Sister Kelly recently admitted in rehab for addiction to Big Mac's
2003-04-29 12:33:39 PM  
Hmmf. I didn't know being an idiot was treatable. That is why I like FARK, you learn something new every day.
2003-04-29 12:34:16 PM  
all the best of luck to him.

it seems like living with ozzy should've been more effective than all the 'just say no'-style campaigns in the world though..
2003-04-29 12:34:45 PM  
I dunno about the whole Osbournes thing. Ozzy looks like he had a stroke or something and the kids would have gotten a number of ass whoopins by now. Sharon at least sorta seems to have her shiat together.

But I can't seem to make myself not watch it. Funny thing that.

Anyway, it's no surprise that he ended up in rehab. It would probably be that or the clink. 17 years old, and drunk/stoned most of the time... Maybe he'll learn early.

Or maybe he'll be dead in a year. Same thing for Kelly. Or one of them will kill someone else ala Vince Neil.

Up next on Behind The Music...
2003-04-29 12:34:57 PM  
I'm sorry but, WAH poor little rich kid. I don't have a lot of sympathy for him. He's got the classic example of why to avoid the shiat in front of him all the time and he does it any way. Boo hoo. Stupid. And I don't have a great oppinion of his parents for letting him go out and drink like he does.
2003-04-29 12:35:16 PM  
He and Kelly Clarkson from American Idol should get together.. I think then combined they might actually be a C rated star and ready for "I'm a celebrity get me out of here"

14:57... 14:58...
2003-04-29 12:35:26 PM  
It's research for a movie role.
2003-04-29 12:35:35 PM  
How come Sharon isn't sending the cameras into rehab with him to document it for all of america?
2003-04-29 12:35:35 PM  
"You lose your anonymity. I can't enjoy myself when I go out anymore. I've been hit, I've been slapped, people drive by screaming they hate me."

And those are just the FANS!

I'm betting he got arrested, and this is a court-ordered remeedy to keep him out of the pokey. Care to disagree?
2003-04-29 12:36:23 PM  
"Staff with the clinic have refused to say what Jack Osbourne was being treated for."

2003-04-29 12:36:34 PM  


2003-04-29 12:36:49 PM  
Take that family off of life support already. Let nature take it's course.
2003-04-29 12:37:01 PM  
See this period over here -> .

That's about how much i care about Jack Osbourne
2003-04-29 12:37:42 PM  
The difference between Jack Osborne and 90% of Farkers is that we can't afford $13,000/week for rehab. We learn to function with OUR addictions... weenie....
2003-04-29 12:38:51 PM  
He's 17 years old and can drink like a pro. IMHO, they are trying to milk a few more seconds out of their 15 minutes.

Cue Osmonds
2003-04-29 12:39:39 PM  
For a second I thought it was going to be Ozzy's dad.
2003-04-29 12:40:38 PM  
Blah, blah, blah... "Waaah-mbulance"... blah, blah, blah.

Picture, please.
2003-04-29 12:40:41 PM  
Sharon holds the family together...sharon is normal...Bullsh*t.

This woman has sold children to the devil for an extra 15 minutes in the spotlight.
2003-04-29 12:40:53 PM  
LexiLuthor sad yet oddly amusing.
2003-04-29 12:40:59 PM  
I hear that Cola. Apparently lurching around the house with a dazed/horrified expression perpetually on your face while incoherent gibberish spills out of your mouth still appeals to Jack.
2003-04-29 12:41:00 PM  
Rehab is for quitters
2003-04-29 12:41:18 PM  
If this is court-ordered due to some possession charge or crime, then the Smoking Gun needs to get off it's collective ass and get to it.
2003-04-29 12:42:40 PM  
its all sharon's fault. she manipulates him. no way hed want a show in the first place, everytime he doesnt want to do something sharon makes him. no good for the kids either.
cameras dont help anyone.
2003-04-29 12:42:45 PM  
And this is a surprise because....
2003-04-29 12:43:00 PM  
I watched one episode of that show and could not stand any of them. The kids are assholes.

That siad, I wish my parents were rich and of the rockstar variety.
2003-04-29 12:43:07 PM  

I have enjoyed your insightful and thought provoking comment.
2003-04-29 12:43:17 PM  
this future train wreck it just starting to pick up steam. My guess is Jack is dead within a few years. He has no talent other than being able to ride the coat tails of his parents.

Zero sympathy for this whiney little bugger. Not much sympathy for Sharon and Ozzy either - they let him get this far.
2003-04-29 12:43:24 PM  
I wish I had all that money so I could enter rehab, too.
2003-04-29 12:43:37 PM  
I've been hit, I've been slapped, people drive by screaming they hate me."

Same shiat happens to me. But I don't have millions of dollars to make me feel better.
2003-04-29 12:43:58 PM  
It's not easy being the kid of someone famous. I know from experience.
2003-04-29 12:44:36 PM  
Full story and pics:,,2-2003191531,00.html
2003-04-29 12:44:56 PM  
This makes me feel really sad. I always liked her and that song, "One of Us". she is very talented, and pretty to boot.

Huh, what'd you say ? This is about Jack Osborne, not Joan Osborne ?

Oh, fark him, talentless loser. Hope he tries to drill a hole in his head.

2003-04-29 12:45:12 PM  
2003-04-29 12:45:21 PM  
Ozzy Osbourne, 54, has openly admitted years of drug and alcohol abuse both in the media and on "The Osbournes" television show.

Apparently television isn't part of the media.
2003-04-29 12:47:47 PM  
At least Jack's not addicted to Megadeth, that would anger lord Ozzy.
2003-04-29 12:47:56 PM  
If I was king of the world, there would be a lot of headless celebrities.
2003-04-29 12:48:17 PM  
Jesus, how far does the furst poast time travel device throw you into the future nowadays?
2003-04-29 12:49:33 PM  
What a pathetic mess.
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2003-04-29 12:50:38 PM  

Looks like 2 days...

05-01-03 12:28:42 PM LexiLuthor
2003-04-29 12:50:42 PM  
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