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2010-03-24 03:47:28 PM
Could be worse.
Link (new window)
 
2010-03-24 03:49:39 PM
All of them. Every last one.
 
2010-03-24 03:53:32 PM
images.starpulse.com

How do you *know* she's a Wiccan?
 
2010-03-24 03:57:51 PM
Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong. You're wrong. You're wrong. You're wrong.

///Ostara is the celebration of the Spring Equinox.

////Beltaine is the celebration of the Earth's fertility and happens on or around May 1st.
 
2010-03-24 04:07:18 PM
Debby7813: Beltaine is the celebration of the Earth's fertility and happens on or around May 1st.

Exactly. Plus, it's extremely bad form to stab someone with an athame. Then you have to go through the whole consecration again. Much better just to use a kitchen knife.
 
2010-03-24 04:22:00 PM
Debby7813: Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong. You're wrong. You're wrong. You're wrong.

///Ostara is the celebration of the Spring Equinox.

////Beltaine is the celebration of the Earth's fertility and happens on or around May 1st.


I was wondering why the hell they weren't doing Ostara....

\best friend is Wiccan
 
2010-03-24 04:30:09 PM
Sudo_Make_Me_A_Sandwich: Debby7813: Beltaine is the celebration of the Earth's fertility and happens on or around May 1st.

Exactly. Plus, it's extremely bad form to stab someone with an athame. Then you have to go through the whole consecration again. Much better just to use a kitchen knife.


LOL!

//seriously, though, the only reason Wicca was even mentioned was for the sensationalist angle...
 
2010-03-24 09:33:58 PM
GoodCopBadCop: Could be worse.
Link (new window)


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2010-03-24 09:39:12 PM
It's getting to the point where you can't be tied up in the desert with some wall-eyed knife-weidling she-beast for some simple vanilla lovemaking anymore.

*sigh* I long for a simpler time.
 
2010-03-24 09:51:07 PM
meh.... kids are more fun.... wait wait.. I meant goats... yeah that's the ticket... goats are more fun.
 
2010-03-24 10:13:58 PM
Fark Wiccans. 'Specially big, fat, 'tard Wiccans in Gainesville.
 
2010-03-24 10:39:24 PM
FriarReb98: Debby7813: Wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong. You're wrong. You're wrong. You're wrong....Ostara is the celebration of the Spring Equinox...Beltaine is the celebration of the Earth's fertility and happens on or around May 1st.

I was wondering why the hell they weren't doing Ostara....


Because the suspect claimed to be "Beltaine"-ing. Not "Ostara"-ing. Chick is obviously out of her gourd, regardless of what religion she's practicing. She doesn't even have her north hemispheric Wiccan holy days straight.
 
2010-03-24 10:47:54 PM
Anyone have any img1.fark.net Wiccan-themed "doing it wrong" pictures?

Or preferably, three of them?
 
2010-03-24 11:44:25 PM
I'm so not guilty I'm going to add an extra "y".
 
2010-03-24 11:47:53 PM
Got a classmate that claims that every Halloween, someone dies for Satan. Talk about adding fuel to the fire!
 
2010-03-24 11:48:08 PM
The Blair biatch Project.
 
2010-03-24 11:50:05 PM
RELIGION OF PEACE



AND FAT CHICKS
 
2010-03-24 11:52:22 PM
No, no, no, no, no. You stab the guy at Yule. He gets *better* at Beltain (and you're still early).
 
2010-03-24 11:52:27 PM
I'm gonna get raped? Think again.

img100.imageshack.us
 
2010-03-24 11:54:15 PM
They're just mad because nobody likes their hobby.
 
2010-03-24 11:55:56 PM
Bondith: No, no, no, no, no. You stab the guy at Yule. He gets *better* at Beltain (and you're still early).

Heh...I thought you stabbed the guy at Lughnasdh. Sacrifice to ensure a good crop and all.

/and what's with all the Wiccans being into polyamory?
 
2010-03-24 11:58:07 PM
The Beltane "stabbing" usually involves a lot more thrusting, moaning, screaming, and ... wait.

Strike that.

Beltane involves a lot more sex. This chick is just wacky.
 
2010-03-25 12:00:46 AM
Bondith:
/and what's with all the Wiccans being into polyamory?


Give me two wives (and a cohusband) and I'll believe anything you want.
Leave the stabbing and thrusting to me!
 
2010-03-25 12:00:55 AM
I thought we already covered this during the Salem witch trials.
 
2010-03-25 12:01:20 AM
I'm going to be riding while drinking beer and tequila in the South Foothills tomorrow, so I'm getting a kick out of this story....

How many guys would still get naked for a woman in her underwear even if she was holding a knife?
 
2010-03-25 12:02:16 AM
My wife says she's Pagan, but her favorite holiday is Christmas. No not just Yule, Christmas. Does that make her a jack-Pagan?
 
2010-03-25 12:02:45 AM
oa330_man: I'm going to be riding while drinking beer and tequila in the South Foothills tomorrow, so I'm getting a kick out of this story....

How many guys would still get naked for a woman in her underwear even if she was holding a knife?

especially
if she is holding a knife.
 
2010-03-25 12:03:24 AM
From her myspace page:

The vampiric lust is as real as the hidden phantom within. I let the spirit guide lead me to my chamber again and again>..The vampiric lust is as real as the hidden phantom within. I let the spirit guide lead me to my chamber again and again.. .... The vampiric lust is as real as the hidden phantom within. I let the spirit guide lead me to my chamber again and again.....The vampiric lust is as real as the hidden phantom within. I let the spirit guide lead me to my chamber again and again..... The vampiric lust is as real as the hidden phantom within. I let the spirit guide lead me to my chamber again and again.....The lust is as real as the fantasies that are soon revealed, all you need to do is open your mind to let your spirit feel. .... The vampiric lust is as real as the hidden phantom within. I let the spirit guide lead me to my chamber again and again..... The vampiric lust is as real as the hidden phantom within. I let the spirit guide lead me to my chamber again and again.....

..and so on. Don't go there if you are prone to seizures. Seriously.

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2010-03-25 12:03:51 AM
junket89: My wife says she's Pagan, but her favorite holiday is Christmas.

Two holidays, one secular, one religious, share the name Christmas.
 
2010-03-25 12:05:05 AM
Ahhh Wicca...the religion of really insecure people who have no power in their own lives and so seek to take power by believing that their chanting, candles, and 'spells' actually change the world. Don't you see how powerful I am? Lol. Its like prayer, but more interactive and a little more pathetic.

Whats worse are the attention whores who dress up and do rituals and say 'don't look at me!!" while simultaneously screaming 'LOOK AT MEEEE!!!! PAY ATTENTION TO ME'.

I'm all for freedom of religion, but Wicca...isn't a real religion so much as a social gathering for outcasts, plain and simple.
 
2010-03-25 12:05:10 AM
not_an_indigo
Heh...I thought you stabbed the guy at Lughnasdh. Sacrifice to ensure a good crop and all.

Either that, or set him on fire. I couldn't remember which of the zillion or so pagan holidays corresponds to the death of the dude, so I picked one that sounded wintery.

/dated a Wiccan
//she went nuts
///never tried to stab me
 
2010-03-25 12:05:37 AM
cdn.fd.uproxx.com

/Kali mata shakti de?
 
2010-03-25 12:06:26 AM
The vampiric lust is as real as the hidden phantom within. I let the spirit guide lead me to my chamber again and again>..The vampiric lust is as real as the hidden phantom within. I let the spirit guide lead me to my chamber again and again..

Can't sleep, vamp'll eat me.
Can't sleep, vamp'll eat me.

Gotcha.
 
2010-03-25 12:07:13 AM
jingks: junket89: My wife says she's Pagan, but her favorite holiday is Christmas.

Two holidays, one secular, one religious, share the name Christmas.


... I told her that she gets no presents on Christmas cause she's a Pagan. I slept on the couch that night.
 
2010-03-25 12:10:44 AM
Beltane is held in Scotland.
 
2010-03-25 12:12:16 AM
lantawa: Fark Wiccans. 'Specially big, fat, 'tard Wiccans in Gainesville.

You're doing it all wrong.
 
2010-03-25 12:12:55 AM
pretend religion for unimportant low income fatties
 
2010-03-25 12:17:08 AM
Witchery in the 21st. century. Flabbergasting development.
 
2010-03-25 12:18:59 AM
Hamby also said, "The Wiccan community has come out on local media outlets stating they do no such things like kill anything or anyone."

i.e.

"The Wiccan community frowns on her shenanigans."
 
2010-03-25 12:21:13 AM
solitary: pretend religion for unimportant low income fatties

As opposed to Christianity?
 
2010-03-25 12:24:44 AM
Carlos!!! No!!!!
this just FARKED my fantasy team...
 
2010-03-25 12:25:35 AM
Dr.Zom: From her myspace page:

The vampiric lust is as real as the hidden phantom within. I let the spirit guide lead me to my chamber again and again>..The vampiric lust is as real as the hidden phantom within. I let the spirit guide lead me to my chamber again and again.. .... The vampiric lust is as real as the hidden phantom within. I let the spirit guide lead me to my chamber again and again.....The vampiric lust is as real as the hidden phantom within. I let the spirit guide lead me to my chamber again and again..... The vampiric lust is as real as the hidden phantom within. I let the spirit guide lead me to my chamber again and again.....The lust is as real as the fantasies that are soon revealed, all you need to do is open your mind to let your spirit feel. .... The vampiric lust is as real as the hidden phantom within. I let the spirit guide lead me to my chamber again and again..... The vampiric lust is as real as the hidden phantom within. I let the spirit guide lead me to my chamber again and again.....

..and so on. Don't go there if you are prone to seizures. Seriously.

Link (new window)


All work and no play make Jack a dull boy. All work and no play make Jack a dull boy. All work and no play make Jack a dull boy. All work and no play make Jack a dull boy. All work and no play make Jack a dull boy. All work and no play make Jack a dull boy. All work and no play make Jack a dull boy. All work and no play make Jack a dull boy. All work and no play make Jack a dull boy.
 
2010-03-25 12:25:47 AM
Relatively Obscure: How do you *know* she's a Wiccan?

She turned me into a newt!
 
2010-03-25 12:26:58 AM
not_an_indigo: Bondith: No, no, no, no, no. You stab the guy at Yule. He gets *better* at Beltain (and you're still early).

Heh...I thought you stabbed the guy at Lughnasdh. Sacrifice to ensure a good crop and all.

/and what's with all the Wiccans being into polyamory?


It all started when they switched Darrens.
 
2010-03-25 12:27:04 AM
The Incredible Sexual Egg
Relatively Obscure: How do you *know* she's a Wiccan?

She turned me into a newt!


A newt?
 
2010-03-25 12:28:20 AM
Bondith: The Incredible Sexual Egg
Relatively Obscure: How do you *know* she's a Wiccan?

She turned me into a newt!

A newt?


I got better.
 
2010-03-25 12:34:01 AM
simpsonfan: Then there is that other religion where they ate the flesh and drank the blood of a guy before his botched execution.

I grok.
 
2010-03-25 12:34:54 AM
images.cheezburger.com
 
2010-03-25 12:35:25 AM
Dr.Zom: From her myspace page:

The vampiric lust is as real as the hidden phantom within. I let the spirit guide lead me to my chamber again and again>..The vampiric lust is as real as the hidden phantom within. I let the spirit guide lead me to my chamber again and again.. .... The vampiric lust is as real as the hidden phantom within. I let the spirit guide lead me to my chamber again and again.....The vampiric lust is as real as the hidden phantom within. I let the spirit guide lead me to my chamber again and again..... The vampiric lust is as real as the hidden phantom within. I let the spirit guide lead me to my chamber again and again.....The lust is as real as the fantasies that are soon revealed, all you need to do is open your mind to let your spirit feel. .... The vampiric lust is as real as the hidden phantom within. I let the spirit guide lead me to my chamber again and again..... The vampiric lust is as real as the hidden phantom within. I let the spirit guide lead me to my chamber again and again.....

..and so on. Don't go there if you are prone to seizures. Seriously.

Link (new window)




That is horrifying. I hope she doesn't go to prison, but instead a mental institution capable of dealing with a person like this. I hope she gets treatment. I am not absolving her of the crime, but if that is indicative of her mindset then I don't think she was responsible for her actions; she should be locked up, but not in a regular prison. I dunno, I am conflicted on issues with murderous nutbags.
 
2010-03-25 12:35:32 AM
FTAThe suspect, Angela Sanford, was found by police at the murder scene in her underwear.farking awesome, dood.
 
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