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(Newsday)   Four-foot alligator found in Queens Park. Mets offer it a contract   ( divider line
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2938 clicks; posted to Main » on 29 Apr 2003 at 7:19 PM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-04-29 01:24:39 PM  
Crikey, look at the size of that buggah. It's a beaut!
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2003-04-29 07:06:09 PM  
I thought that alligators in the sewer was just an urban legend...
2003-04-29 07:19:00 PM  
If you live in Toronto that headline sounds REALLY weird.
2003-04-29 07:23:35 PM  
I came looking for Steve Irwin and HERE he is!! THANKS GUYS!!! I knew you wouldnt let me down :)
2003-04-29 07:23:41 PM  
That's what you get for being Canadian.
2003-04-29 07:23:53 PM  
for the curious: EOF usually means End Of File.
2003-04-29 07:27:20 PM  
I'll take it off their hands...they just have to ship it across the country.
2003-04-29 07:27:37 PM  
I'm gonna jam my thumb up his butt-'ole, by cracky!
2003-04-29 07:29:10 PM  
Why on earth would you put in the pond there? Id put it in a swimming pool, hopefully when some hot swimming instructor is giving lessons to a bunch of kiddies. Then you can 'save' her.
2003-04-29 07:29:37 PM  
I bet It could catch better than vaughn, but im sure vaughn can out eat it.
2003-04-29 07:29:56 PM  
God dammit.

I've been in that park so many farking times on so many drugs, very often we surmised that there was an alligator in that big farking pond, not to mention serial killers setting a bon fire, running for our lives sober and intoxicated from man and beast alike.

My worst fears confirmed.

2003-04-29 07:45:37 PM  
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Thomas Pynchon wasn't making this stuff up.
2003-04-29 07:59:11 PM  
that's nothing. i've got a 4.5 foot iguana in my living room (no joke). she's not even in a cage or anything.
2003-04-29 07:59:57 PM  
Yeah, that is pretty scary. I mean the Mets part.
2003-04-29 08:03:03 PM  
Get a load of that cloa-ca, shee-ooh, crikey!
2003-04-29 08:04:05 PM  
Mets are not from Queens moron.
2003-04-29 08:37:41 PM  
wtf are you talking bout, mets are not from queens? mets are from queens.. and that was a funny headline.. even as a diehard mets fan i gotta agree.. we SUCK
2003-04-29 08:44:14 PM  
Maybe not a terrible idea if he throws left-handed.
2003-04-29 08:49:05 PM  
This reptile actually turned out to be Ernie Eves, himself!

(Fellow Ontarians will know what I mean!)
2003-04-29 08:51:31 PM  
Isn't an alligator supposed to be four-footed?
2003-04-29 09:11:33 PM  
Baby Alligators in New York Sewers..
2003-04-29 10:11:07 PM  
There was a shark discovered there as well quite some time ago... That park is right next to a psychiatric institution - just a side note..
2003-04-29 11:13:46 PM  
I think the gator is playing in St. Louis tonight...oh wait that's just Jerry Orbach posing as a St. Louis Detective.

2003-04-29 11:27:57 PM  
"Louisiana Lightnin'" returnith...
...but Steinbrenner would sign him first.
2003-04-30 12:10:07 AM  
At least they didn't drag it behind a truck and then shoot it in front of the neighborhood kids (ala Texas Parks and Wildlife. Assholes)
2003-04-30 03:51:20 AM  
I bet that it would take 5,391 helium balloons to float it over downtown. The winner gets to shoot it down in a residential neighborhood.
2003-04-30 12:56:26 PM  
Run for you rives! Is Godzirra!
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