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2010-03-24 09:01:08 AM  
Green Sex: Great Moments in Advertising.
 
2010-03-24 09:01:29 AM  
UNC_Samurai: ...was arrested as part of The Day-Care Tricycle Incident a couple of years later.


.... go on ?
 
2010-03-24 09:01:50 AM  
Thrilled at the possibilities.

www.clownscharacters.com
 
2010-03-24 09:07:15 AM  
Thoreau Like A Girl: UNC_Samurai: ...was arrested as part of The Day-Care Tricycle Incident a couple of years later.


.... go on ?


Another friend is in the process of having the incident expunged from his record. I gotta look up the statute of limitations on breaking into a day-care facility and stealing tricycles and fire extinguishers.

/thank god they always did this shiat when I wasn't there
 
2010-03-24 09:13:33 AM  
The Face Of Oblivion: HI I'M GEORGE ZIM... I GUARANTEE IT.

Bravo... but maybe you should switch to decaf?
 
2010-03-24 09:15:30 AM  
Mock26: Hand cranked toys? Not sure how conducive it would be for a woman trying to achieve an orgasm when she had to crank that toy like she was staring up a Model T! And what about if she wanted to use the back door? How would that work?

Model Ts didn't have backdoors. You had to wait until the Model A to get a four door vehicle.
 
2010-03-24 09:19:32 AM  
Gwendolyn: I had to look up what the hell a hand crank vibrator was. Apparently it's the same thing as the wind up flash light we keep in the emergency kit for when the power goes out.

Yeah that sounds fun you can't even get the light to stay strong for more than 5 seconds.


... that's disappointing. I was imagining something that required a dozen strong men to power it, in some kind of arrangement like this:

blogs.sfweekly.com
 
2010-03-24 09:27:19 AM  
EZ Writer: FTSFA: "The No. 1 thing people can do to be an eco-sexual is to have fewer kids, or have none at all," said Weiss, who is childless.


See, if we all would just stop having children, the effects on our planet would be just groovy!

/If she had kids (sex), maybe she wouldn't be such a pretentious hippie-twat


As a semi hippie chick, I found TFA to be bullshiat, but no doubt people will buy her book. I won't be surprised when I see stacks of them at Whole Foods.
 
2010-03-24 09:38:31 AM  
eco-friendly underwear

img641.imageshack.us

The other day, I was going down on my girlfriend, I said to her, "Jeez you got a big pussy. Jeez you got a big pussy." She said, "Why did you say that twice?" I said, "I didn't."
....
See, cuz of the echo.
 
2010-03-24 09:41:09 AM  
The Face Of Oblivion: I think green sex is having its moment right now.



HI I'M GEORGE ZIMMER PRESIDENT AND CEO OF MEN'S WEARHOUSE. ON ST. PATRICK'S DAY I WAS WALKING DOWN THE STREET IN MY DAPPER, FRESHLY TAILORED PINSTRIPE SUIT WHEN I SPIED A NUBILE PETA PROTESTER IN JUST GREEN UNDERWEAR DANCING IN FRONT OF THE TRAIN STATION. I WAS SO AROUSED BY THIS DISPLAY THAT I BARELY HAD TIME TO WHISPER "BEAST MODE" TO MY RAPIDLY ENGORGING EXTRA-BIG ENERGETIC EROGENOUS EXCITER. THE YOUNG LADY HAD ONLY BARELY LAID EYES ON MY IMMENSE INFINITE INTESTINAL INTIMACY INQUISITOR WHEN SHE BEGAN TO LEAK LIKE THE EXXON-VALDEZ. I BENT HER OVER THE HOOD OF HER PRIUS AND BEGAN TO PLOW HER HARDER THAN RACHEL CORRIE. MY MAMMOTH MANLY MEAT MASHER / MONGOLOID MAULER MALLET OPENED HER UP LIKE ALI BABA'S CAVE. I HIT IT FROM THE BACK SO HARD HER COLLARBONES SNAPPED IN A MANNER REMINISCENT OF A ROTISSERIE CHICKEN. MY VOLUMINOUS VIOLENT VAGINA-VIOLATING VEGETABLE GOT HER OFF LIKE JOHNNY COCHRAN DID FOR OJ. SHE CAME SO HARD HER NASTY WHITE PERSON DREADLOCKS UNRAVELED AND HER NOSE RING MAGNETIZED. SHE BEGGED WITH ME TO HURRY UP AND FINISH SO I PULLED OUT MY TITANIC TUBULAR TESTICLE TOWER TOOTHPASTE THROWER AND BEAT IT ALL OVER HER FACE UNTIL SHE LOOKED LIKE REGGIE DENNY. THEN I VIOLATED THE KYOTO PROTOCOL AND BURIED HER IN A TORRENT OF ZIMMER'S OWN CAESAR DRESSING EMISSIONS BIG ENOUGH TO FILL THE HOLE IN THE OZONE LAYER. I LEFT HER PASSED OUT IN THE TAXI LINE WITH SOME SPARE CHANGE COVERING HER EYES. SHE CALLED ME TEN TIMES TODAY. I GUARANTEE IT.


blog.wfmu.org
 
2010-03-24 09:45:56 AM  
The Face Of Oblivion: I think green sex is having its moment right now.



HI I'M GEORGE ZIMMER PRESIDENT AND CEO OF MEN'S WEARHOUSE. ON ST. PATRICK'S DAY I WAS WALKING DOWN THE STREET IN MY DAPPER, FRESHLY TAILORED PINSTRIPE SUIT WHEN I SPIED A NUBILE PETA PROTESTER IN JUST GREEN UNDERWEAR DANCING IN FRONT OF THE TRAIN STATION. I WAS SO AROUSED BY THIS DISPLAY THAT I BARELY HAD TIME TO WHISPER "BEAST MODE" TO MY RAPIDLY ENGORGING EXTRA-BIG ENERGETIC EROGENOUS EXCITER. THE YOUNG LADY HAD ONLY BARELY LAID EYES ON MY IMMENSE INFINITE INTESTINAL INTIMACY INQUISITOR WHEN SHE BEGAN TO LEAK LIKE THE EXXON-VALDEZ. I BENT HER OVER THE HOOD OF HER PRIUS AND BEGAN TO PLOW HER HARDER THAN RACHEL CORRIE. MY MAMMOTH MANLY MEAT MASHER / MONGOLOID MAULER MALLET OPENED HER UP LIKE ALI BABA'S CAVE. I HIT IT FROM THE BACK SO HARD HER COLLARBONES SNAPPED IN A MANNER REMINISCENT OF A ROTISSERIE CHICKEN. MY VOLUMINOUS VIOLENT VAGINA-VIOLATING VEGETABLE GOT HER OFF LIKE JOHNNY COCHRAN DID FOR OJ. SHE CAME SO HARD HER NASTY WHITE PERSON DREADLOCKS UNRAVELED AND HER NOSE RING MAGNETIZED. SHE BEGGED WITH ME TO HURRY UP AND FINISH SO I PULLED OUT MY TITANIC TUBULAR TESTICLE TOWER TOOTHPASTE THROWER AND BEAT IT ALL OVER HER FACE UNTIL SHE LOOKED LIKE REGGIE DENNY. THEN I VIOLATED THE KYOTO PROTOCOL AND BURIED HER IN A TORRENT OF ZIMMER'S OWN CAESAR DRESSING EMISSIONS BIG ENOUGH TO FILL THE HOLE IN THE OZONE LAYER. I LEFT HER PASSED OUT IN THE TAXI LINE WITH SOME SPARE CHANGE COVERING HER EYES. SHE CALLED ME TEN TIMES TODAY. I GUARANTEE IT.


You magnificent bastard.
 
2010-03-24 09:46:21 AM  
www.comicbookmovie.com
 
2010-03-24 09:48:30 AM  
This: Gwendolyn: I had to look up what the hell a hand crank vibrator was. Apparently it's the same thing as the wind up flash light we keep in the emergency kit for when the power goes out.

Yeah that sounds fun you can't even get the light to stay strong for more than 5 seconds.

... that's disappointing. I was imagining something that required a dozen strong men to power it, in some kind of arrangement like this:


If a girl has a dozen strong men in loincloths at her beck and call why would she need the vibrater at all?
 
2010-03-24 09:49:11 AM  
cdn.screenjunkies.com

"I still jerk off manually."

/hot
//can't believe i'm the first to think of this
 
2010-03-24 09:49:17 AM  
How does one get greener than 2 naked people and nothing else?
 
2010-03-24 09:52:40 AM  
Could be worse, this could have been another thread on reusable personal wipes, er, toilet paper replacement.
 
2010-03-24 09:54:54 AM  
The Face Of Oblivion: I think green sex is having its moment right now.



HI I'M GEORGE ZIMMER PRESIDENT AND CEO OF MEN'S WEARHOUSE. ON ST. PATRICK'S DAY I WAS WALKING DOWN THE STREET IN MY DAPPER, FRESHLY TAILORED PINSTRIPE SUIT WHEN I SPIED A NUBILE PETA PROTESTER IN JUST GREEN UNDERWEAR DANCING IN FRONT OF THE TRAIN STATION. I WAS SO AROUSED BY THIS DISPLAY THAT I BARELY HAD TIME TO WHISPER "BEAST MODE" TO MY RAPIDLY ENGORGING EXTRA-BIG ENERGETIC EROGENOUS EXCITER. THE YOUNG LADY HAD ONLY BARELY LAID EYES ON MY IMMENSE INFINITE INTESTINAL INTIMACY INQUISITOR WHEN SHE BEGAN TO LEAK LIKE THE EXXON-VALDEZ. I BENT HER OVER THE HOOD OF HER PRIUS AND BEGAN TO PLOW HER HARDER THAN RACHEL CORRIE. MY MAMMOTH MANLY MEAT MASHER / MONGOLOID MAULER MALLET OPENED HER UP LIKE ALI BABA'S CAVE. I HIT IT FROM THE BACK SO HARD HER COLLARBONES SNAPPED IN A MANNER REMINISCENT OF A ROTISSERIE CHICKEN. MY VOLUMINOUS VIOLENT VAGINA-VIOLATING VEGETABLE GOT HER OFF LIKE JOHNNY COCHRAN DID FOR OJ. SHE CAME SO HARD HER NASTY WHITE PERSON DREADLOCKS UNRAVELED AND HER NOSE RING MAGNETIZED. SHE BEGGED WITH ME TO HURRY UP AND FINISH SO I PULLED OUT MY TITANIC TUBULAR TESTICLE TOWER TOOTHPASTE THROWER AND BEAT IT ALL OVER HER FACE UNTIL SHE LOOKED LIKE REGGIE DENNY. THEN I VIOLATED THE KYOTO PROTOCOL AND BURIED HER IN A TORRENT OF ZIMMER'S OWN CAESAR DRESSING EMISSIONS BIG ENOUGH TO FILL THE HOLE IN THE OZONE LAYER. I LEFT HER PASSED OUT IN THE TAXI LINE WITH SOME SPARE CHANGE COVERING HER EYES. SHE CALLED ME TEN TIMES TODAY. I GUARANTEE IT.


Dad?
 
2010-03-24 09:58:56 AM  
AbbeySomeone:
As a semi hippie chick, I found TFA to be bullshiat, but no doubt people will buy her book. I won't be surprised when I see stacks of them at Whole Foods.

I hope you mean books and not hand-cranked vibrators.
 
2010-03-24 10:00:13 AM  
Mr. Right: How does one get greener than 2 naked people and nothing else?

Pesto sauce.
 
2010-03-24 10:13:26 AM  
reddc: where"s the Kermit/Goatsie pic?

farm4.static.flickr.com
 
2010-03-24 10:14:33 AM  
EZ Writer: See, if we all would just stop having children, the effects on our planet would be just groovy!

/If she had kids (sex), maybe she wouldn't be such a hippie-twat



And then the stupid will inherit the earth.
 
2010-03-24 10:23:43 AM  
tvtropes.org
 
2010-03-24 10:26:18 AM  
StrikitRich: Could be worse, this could have been another thread on reusable personal wipes, er, toilet paper replacement.

Ahh, the "family cloth". I'll do a lot of stupid hippy crap, but that's a line I will never cross.

In general, though, the hippy attitude towards paper products is silly. Paper is biodegradable, and making more paper means planting more trees. If anything, we should be trying to encourage the use of paper products over synthetic materials (even reusable ones), as long as the paper is being properly disposed of as a biodegradable material.
 
2010-03-24 10:28:04 AM  
Wouldn't it be more eco friendly to not use sex toys and weird underwear and just have sex naked?
 
2010-03-24 10:28:41 AM  
Type40: If a girl has a dozen strong men in loincloths at her beck and call why would she need the vibrater at all?

This.

/Accepting applications.
 
2010-03-24 10:32:12 AM  
I think green sex is having its moment right now."


sex has always had its moment. it sells almost every thing for sale.
 
2010-03-24 10:37:11 AM  
Mr. Right: How does one get greener than 2 naked people and nothing else?

2 naked frogs and nothing else

/Not Easy.
 
2010-03-24 10:40:30 AM  
From hand-cranked sex toys, to eco-friendly underwear, I think green sex is having its moment right now.

Would you say it is climaxing?

/Can't believe I'm the first to say it.
 
2010-03-24 10:40:38 AM  
UNC_Samurai: Thoreau Like A Girl: UNC_Samurai: ...was arrested as part of The Day-Care Tricycle Incident a couple of years later.


.... go on ?

Another friend is in the process of having the incident expunged from his record. I gotta look up the statute of limitations on breaking into a day-care facility and stealing tricycles and fire extinguishers.

/thank god they always did this shiat when I wasn't there


Hey, it could be worse! Yes, pops!
 
2010-03-24 10:43:42 AM  
QueenOfHearts: Type40: If a girl has a dozen strong men in loincloths at her beck and call why would she need the vibrater at all?

This.

/Accepting applications.



Ahem...

/EIP
 
2010-03-24 10:55:32 AM  
EZ Writer: QueenOfHearts: Type40: If a girl has a dozen strong men in loincloths at her beck and call why would she need the vibrater at all?

This.

/Accepting applications.


Ahem...

/EIP


How YOU doin?
 
2010-03-24 11:09:33 AM  
The Face Of Oblivion:
HI I'M GEORGE ZIMMER PRESIDENT AND CEO OF MEN'S WEARHOUSE. ON ST. PATRICK'S DAY I WAS WALKING DOWN THE STREET IN MY DAPPER, FRESHLY TAILORED PINSTRIPE SUIT WHEN I SPIED A NUBILE PETA PROTESTER IN JUST GREEN UNDERWEAR DANCING IN FRONT OF THE TRAIN STATION. I WAS SO AROUSED BY THIS DISPLAY THAT I BARELY HAD TIME TO WHISPER "BEAST MODE" TO MY RAPIDLY ENGORGING EXTRA-BIG ENERGETIC EROGENOUS EXCITER. THE YOUNG LADY HAD ONLY BARELY LAID EYES ON MY IMMENSE INFINITE INTESTINAL INTIMACY INQUISITOR WHEN SHE BEGAN TO LEAK LIKE THE EXXON-VALDEZ. I BENT HER OVER THE HOOD OF HER PRIUS AND BEGAN TO PLOW HER HARDER THAN RACHEL CORRIE. MY MAMMOTH MANLY MEAT MASHER / MONGOLOID MAULER MALLET OPENED HER UP LIKE ALI BABA'S CAVE. I HIT IT FROM THE BACK SO HARD HER COLLARBONES SNAPPED IN A MANNER REMINISCENT OF A ROTISSERIE CHICKEN. MY VOLUMINOUS VIOLENT VAGINA-VIOLATING VEGETABLE GOT HER OFF LIKE JOHNNY COCHRAN DID FOR OJ. SHE CAME SO HARD HER NASTY WHITE PERSON DREADLOCKS UNRAVELED AND HER NOSE RING MAGNETIZED. SHE BEGGED WITH ME TO HURRY UP AND FINISH SO I PULLED OUT MY TITANIC TUBULAR TESTICLE TOWER TOOTHPASTE THROWER AND BEAT IT ALL OVER HER FACE UNTIL SHE LOOKED LIKE REGGIE DENNY. THEN I VIOLATED THE KYOTO PROTOCOL AND BURIED HER IN A TORRENT OF ZIMMER'S OWN CAESAR DRESSING EMISSIONS BIG ENOUGH TO FILL THE HOLE IN THE OZONE LAYER. I LEFT HER PASSED OUT IN THE TAXI LINE WITH SOME SPARE CHANGE COVERING HER EYES. SHE CALLED ME TEN TIMES TODAY. I GUARANTEE IT.


Your name must be Rommel, because you're a magnificent son-of-a-biatch.
 
2010-03-24 11:10:04 AM  
Green sex?

Yeah, there's a treatment for that.

yeastinfectionsolutions.org
 
2010-03-24 11:12:38 AM  
The Face Of Oblivion: TITANIC TUBULAR TESTICLE TOWER TOOTHPASTE THROWER


Would make an EXCELLENT Fark handle.
 
2010-03-24 11:18:32 AM  
QueenOfHearts: Type40: If a girl has a dozen strong men in loincloths at her beck and call why would she need the vibrater at all?

This.

/Accepting applications.



How about a girl to make it a baker's dozen?
 
2010-03-24 11:22:10 AM  
DrySocket: turning a crank on a dildo just the way great-grandma used to do it.


Kid: Hey Grandma, the cupcakes in the oven are burning.
Granny: Be out *huff* *puff* in a minute, dear. *Crank* *Crank*
Kid: But Grandma, the oven's smoking...
Granny: Yes. *huff* *huff* Yes, it is, dear. *Crank* *Crank*...
 
2010-03-24 11:25:16 AM  
Gene, Gene made a machine
Frank, Frank turned the crank
Joe, Joe made it go...
 
2010-03-24 11:26:38 AM  
QueenOfHearts: Type40: If a girl has a dozen strong men in loincloths at her beck and call why would she need the vibrater at all?

This.

/Accepting applications.


Where do I apply?
 
2010-03-24 11:28:51 AM  
The Face Of Oblivion: I think green sex is having its moment right now.



HI I'M GEORGE ZIMMER PRESIDENT AND CEO OF MEN'S WEARHOUSE. ON ST. PATRICK'S DAY I WAS WALKING DOWN THE STREET IN MY DAPPER, FRESHLY TAILORED PINSTRIPE SUIT WHEN I SPIED A NUBILE PETA PROTESTER IN JUST GREEN UNDERWEAR DANCING IN FRONT OF THE TRAIN STATION. I WAS SO AROUSED BY THIS DISPLAY THAT I BARELY HAD TIME TO WHISPER "BEAST MODE" TO MY RAPIDLY ENGORGING EXTRA-BIG ENERGETIC EROGENOUS EXCITER. THE YOUNG LADY HAD ONLY BARELY LAID EYES ON MY IMMENSE INFINITE INTESTINAL INTIMACY INQUISITOR WHEN SHE BEGAN TO LEAK LIKE THE EXXON-VALDEZ. I BENT HER OVER THE HOOD OF HER PRIUS AND BEGAN TO PLOW HER HARDER THAN RACHEL CORRIE. MY MAMMOTH MANLY MEAT MASHER / MONGOLOID MAULER MALLET OPENED HER UP LIKE ALI BABA'S CAVE. I HIT IT FROM THE BACK SO HARD HER COLLARBONES SNAPPED IN A MANNER REMINISCENT OF A ROTISSERIE CHICKEN. MY VOLUMINOUS VIOLENT VAGINA-VIOLATING VEGETABLE GOT HER OFF LIKE JOHNNY COCHRAN DID FOR OJ. SHE CAME SO HARD HER NASTY WHITE PERSON DREADLOCKS UNRAVELED AND HER NOSE RING MAGNETIZED. SHE BEGGED WITH ME TO HURRY UP AND FINISH SO I PULLED OUT MY TITANIC TUBULAR TESTICLE TOWER TOOTHPASTE THROWER AND BEAT IT ALL OVER HER FACE UNTIL SHE LOOKED LIKE REGGIE DENNY. THEN I VIOLATED THE KYOTO PROTOCOL AND BURIED HER IN A TORRENT OF ZIMMER'S OWN CAESAR DRESSING EMISSIONS BIG ENOUGH TO FILL THE HOLE IN THE OZONE LAYER. I LEFT HER PASSED OUT IN THE TAXI LINE WITH SOME SPARE CHANGE COVERING HER EYES. SHE CALLED ME TEN TIMES TODAY. I GUARANTEE IT.


Goddamn I love Fark. If you were a liter I'd sponsor you.
 
2010-03-24 11:31:46 AM  
QueenOfHearts: EZ Writer: QueenOfHearts: Type40: If a girl has a dozen strong men in loincloths at her beck and call why would she need the vibrater at all?

This.

/Accepting applications.


Ahem...

/EIP

How YOU doin?



Why don't you have a seat right over here and find out...

4.bp.blogspot.com


/Giggity
 
2010-03-24 11:39:40 AM  
BigBooper:
I don't think she's thought her cunning plan all the way through. Lets just look at the Quaker movement, or any other religious or social organization that tries to greatly reduce or eliminate reproduction.


Sorry to nitpick, but it was the Shakers who didn't reproduce. Quakers make babies (and oats) and are still around.
 
2010-03-24 11:40:24 AM  
Type40: If a girl has a dozen strong men in loincloths at her beck and call why would she need the vibrater at all?


Or...one good epileptic...
 
2010-03-24 11:45:53 AM  
bird girl: BigBooper:
I don't think she's thought her cunning plan all the way through. Lets just look at the Quaker movement, or any other religious or social organization that tries to greatly reduce or eliminate reproduction.

Sorry to nitpick, but it was the Shakers who didn't reproduce. Quakers make babies (and oats) and are still around.



What a Shaker might look like?

www.racheshop.de
 
2010-03-24 11:59:02 AM  
EZ Writer: Why don't you have a seat right over here and find out...

/Giggity


I'll be right over.

/Giggity
 
2010-03-24 12:20:52 PM  
EZ Writer: FTSFA: "The No. 1 thing people can do to be an eco-sexual is to have fewer kids, or have none at all," said Weiss, who is childless.


See, if we all would just stop having children, the effects on our planet would be just groovy!

/If she had kids (sex), maybe she wouldn't be such a hippie-twat


Humans and their penchant for recreational breeding hasn't done the planet any favors.
 
OGC
2010-03-24 12:26:15 PM  
The Face Of Oblivion: I think green sex is having its moment right now.



HI I'M GEORGE ZIMMER ... I GUARANTEE IT.


You magnificent bastard.
 
2010-03-24 12:33:29 PM  
The Face Of Oblivion: ... I GUARANTEE IT.

maplelawnstudios.com
 
2010-03-24 12:39:14 PM  
The Face Of Oblivion: I think green sex is having its moment right now.



HI I'M GEORGE ZIMMER PRESIDENT AND CEO OF MEN'S WEARHOUSE. ON ST. PATRICK'S DAY I WAS WALKING DOWN THE STREET IN MY DAPPER, FRESHLY TAILORED PINSTRIPE SUIT WHEN I SPIED A NUBILE PETA PROTESTER IN JUST GREEN UNDERWEAR DANCING IN FRONT OF THE TRAIN STATION. I WAS SO AROUSED BY THIS DISPLAY THAT I BARELY HAD TIME TO WHISPER "BEAST MODE" TO MY RAPIDLY ENGORGING EXTRA-BIG ENERGETIC EROGENOUS EXCITER. THE YOUNG LADY HAD ONLY BARELY LAID EYES ON MY IMMENSE INFINITE INTESTINAL INTIMACY INQUISITOR WHEN SHE BEGAN TO LEAK LIKE THE EXXON-VALDEZ. I BENT HER OVER THE HOOD OF HER PRIUS AND BEGAN TO PLOW HER HARDER THAN RACHEL CORRIE. MY MAMMOTH MANLY MEAT MASHER / MONGOLOID MAULER MALLET OPENED HER UP LIKE ALI BABA'S CAVE. I HIT IT FROM THE BACK SO HARD HER COLLARBONES SNAPPED IN A MANNER REMINISCENT OF A ROTISSERIE CHICKEN. MY VOLUMINOUS VIOLENT VAGINA-VIOLATING VEGETABLE GOT HER OFF LIKE JOHNNY COCHRAN DID FOR OJ. SHE CAME SO HARD HER NASTY WHITE PERSON DREADLOCKS UNRAVELED AND HER NOSE RING MAGNETIZED. SHE BEGGED WITH ME TO HURRY UP AND FINISH SO I PULLED OUT MY TITANIC TUBULAR TESTICLE TOWER TOOTHPASTE THROWER AND BEAT IT ALL OVER HER FACE UNTIL SHE LOOKED LIKE REGGIE DENNY. THEN I VIOLATED THE KYOTO PROTOCOL AND BURIED HER IN A TORRENT OF ZIMMER'S OWN CAESAR DRESSING EMISSIONS BIG ENOUGH TO FILL THE HOLE IN THE OZONE LAYER. I LEFT HER PASSED OUT IN THE TAXI LINE WITH SOME SPARE CHANGE COVERING HER EYES. SHE CALLED ME TEN TIMES TODAY. I GUARANTEE IT.


i252.photobucket.com

I like your style, Dude.
 
2010-03-24 12:39:14 PM  
Well, it's time has come.
 
2010-03-24 12:45:00 PM  
ejwsod36: DrySocket: turning a crank on a dildo just the way great-grandma used to do it.

That mental image is forever burned in my head. DIAF


Wait, why would you need to crank a dildo? A vibrator I could understand, but...?
 
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