Gwendolyn: I had to look up what the hell a hand crank vibrator was. Apparently it's the same thing as the wind up flash light we keep in the emergency kit for when the power goes out.Yeah that sounds fun you can't even get the light to stay strong for more than 5 seconds.
DrySocket: turning a crank on a dildo just the way great-grandma used to do it.
Calamormine: I'm giggling at the idea of having to charge a dildo the same way you charge these.
doglover: Green sex? No that's a fungal infection.
ShannonKW: Petit_Merdeux: Approves:WTF is that??
Zombie Hitler: Yeah, but if I eat a pound of peas and ask a white girl with dreadlocks if she wants to go to Cleveland, I'm still some sort of monster.Listen Hippies, either go all the way, or f*ck off!
EZ Writer: FTSFA: "The No. 1 thing people can do to be an eco-sexual is to have fewer kids, or have none at all," said Weiss, who is childless.See, if we all would just stop having children, the effects on our planet would be just groovy!/If she had kids (sex), maybe she wouldn't be such a hippie-twat
taurusowner: Well, the best profits are the ones made off gullible idiots. And nothing attracts trendy morons like "green _____'.
SlothB77: if i wanted to hand-crank, i don't need to go and buy anything.
meatofmystery: isn't sex itself organic? what am i missing?
BigBooper: EZ Writer: FTSFA: "The No. 1 thing people can do to be an eco-sexual is to have fewer kids, or have none at all," said Weiss, who is childless.See, if we all would just stop having children, the effects on our planet would be just groovy!/If she had kids (sex), maybe she wouldn't be such a hippie-twatI don't think she's thought her cunning plan all the way through. Lets just look at the Quaker movement, or any other religious or social organization that tries to greatly reduce or eliminate reproduction. Or if you prefer, just watch Idiocracy. I know, not the best movie of all time. But still, Miss green twat here has zero or maybe 1 kid when she hits 40 and her biological clock hits ludicrous speed. The Duggars on the other hand are at what, 18 kids? Who really inherits the earth?/I'd still try some of that green sex with her//off to my bunk
The Face Of Oblivion: I think green sex is having its moment right now.HI I'M GEORGE ZIMMER PRESIDENT AND CEO OF MEN'S WEARHOUSE. ON ST. PATRICK'S DAY I WAS WALKING DOWN THE STREET IN MY DAPPER, FRESHLY TAILORED PINSTRIPE SUIT WHEN I SPIED A NUBILE PETA PROTESTER IN JUST GREEN UNDERWEAR DANCING IN FRONT OF THE TRAIN STATION. I WAS SO AROUSED BY THIS DISPLAY THAT I BARELY HAD TIME TO WHISPER "BEAST MODE" TO MY RAPIDLY ENGORGING EXTRA-BIG ENERGETIC EROGENOUS EXCITER. THE YOUNG LADY HAD ONLY BARELY LAID EYES ON MY IMMENSE INFINITE INTESTINAL INTIMACY INQUISITOR WHEN SHE BEGAN TO LEAK LIKE THE EXXON-VALDEZ. I BENT HER OVER THE HOOD OF HER PRIUS AND BEGAN TO PLOW HER HARDER THAN RACHEL CORRIE. MY MAMMOTH MANLY MEAT MASHER / MONGOLOID MAULER MALLET OPENED HER UP LIKE ALI BABA'S CAVE. I HIT IT FROM THE BACK SO HARD HER COLLARBONES SNAPPED IN A MANNER REMINISCENT OF A ROTISSERIE CHICKEN. MY VOLUMINOUS VIOLENT VAGINA-VIOLATING VEGETABLE GOT HER OFF LIKE JOHNNY COCHRAN DID FOR OJ. SHE CAME SO HARD HER NASTY WHITE PERSON DREADLOCKS UNRAVELED AND HER NOSE RING MAGNETIZED. SHE BEGGED WITH ME TO HURRY UP AND FINISH SO I PULLED OUT MY TITANIC TUBULAR TESTICLE TOWER TOOTHPASTE THROWER AND BEAT IT ALL OVER HER FACE UNTIL SHE LOOKED LIKE REGGIE DENNY. THEN I VIOLATED THE KYOTO PROTOCOL AND BURIED HER IN A TORRENT OF ZIMMER'S OWN CAESAR DRESSING EMISSIONS BIG ENOUGH TO FILL THE HOLE IN THE OZONE LAYER. I LEFT HER PASSED OUT IN THE TAXI LINE WITH SOME SPARE CHANGE COVERING HER EYES. SHE CALLED ME TEN TIMES TODAY. I GUARANTEE IT.
The Face Of Oblivion: HI I'M GEORGE ZIMMER PRESIDENT AND CEO......TEN TIMES TODAY. I GUARANTEE IT
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