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(Mother Nature Network)   "From hand-cranked sex toys, to eco-friendly underwear, I think green sex is having its moment right now."   (mnn.com) divider line 117
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2010-03-24 02:03:30 AM
Heh. You said hand cranked.
 
2010-03-24 02:09:21 AM
Green sex? No that's a fungal infection.
 
2010-03-24 02:55:14 AM
I'm sure Kermit The Frog will be thrilled.
 
2010-03-24 03:32:02 AM
Approves:

cache.gawker.com
 
2010-03-24 03:37:07 AM
Ladies, my fluids are a renewable and a recyclable resource.

/BIE accepted.
 
2010-03-24 03:51:20 AM
I had to look up what the hell a hand crank vibrator was. Apparently it's the same thing as the wind up flash light we keep in the emergency kit for when the power goes out.

Yeah that sounds fun you can't even get the light to stay strong for more than 5 seconds.
 
2010-03-24 04:25:27 AM
Gwendolyn: I had to look up what the hell a hand crank vibrator was. Apparently it's the same thing as the wind up flash light we keep in the emergency kit for when the power goes out.

Yeah that sounds fun you can't even get the light to stay strong for more than 5 seconds.


So it's more like a penis simulator then?
 
2010-03-24 04:35:04 AM
I'm giggling at the idea of having to charge a dildo the same way you charge these.
 
2010-03-24 06:20:49 AM
Translation: I think I can make a lot of money of morons who think they are saving the environment by turning a crank on a dildo just the way great-grandma used to do it.
 
2010-03-24 07:06:56 AM
DrySocket: turning a crank on a dildo just the way great-grandma used to do it.

That mental image is forever burned in my head. DIAF
 
2010-03-24 07:07:26 AM
Calamormine: I'm giggling at the idea of having to charge a dildo the same way you charge these.

Saw picture. Briefly considered adaptability for Fleshlight. Realized potential for extreme pain. Laughed my ass off. Gave up brilliant idea.
 
2010-03-24 07:09:21 AM
is that 2 pairs of womens feet in the photo?

/Giggity
 
2010-03-24 07:13:51 AM
came for Orion slave girls, leaving satisfied

/came
 
2010-03-24 07:18:19 AM
www.cwrl.utexas.edu

ooh, that's hot
 
2010-03-24 07:18:58 AM
Petit_Merdeux: Approves:

WTF is that??

Is it wrong that I'm turned on?
 
2010-03-24 07:24:13 AM
Mmm...hippy chicks...
 
2010-03-24 07:25:31 AM
Well, the best profits are the ones made off gullible idiots. And nothing attracts trendy morons like "green _____'.
 
2010-03-24 07:27:45 AM
doglover: Green sex? No that's a fungal infection.

I remember a certain TFette with a login that this reminds me of...."G____N Discharge".
 
2010-03-24 07:30:50 AM
Makes about as much sense as the "Green Looks" hipster glasses I saw for sale yesterday. No magnification, they just help one look "green". People may be getting a little carried away with all this.
 
2010-03-24 07:33:32 AM
where"s the Kermit/Goatsie pic?
 
2010-03-24 07:46:11 AM
FTSFA: "The No. 1 thing people can do to be an eco-sexual is to have fewer kids, or have none at all," said Weiss, who is childless.


See, if we all would just stop having children, the effects on our planet would be just groovy!

/If she had kids (sex), maybe she wouldn't be such a hippie-twat
 
2010-03-24 07:50:38 AM
ShannonKW: Petit_Merdeux: Approves:

WTF is that??


Captain Kirk engaged in "green sex."

Is it wrong that I'm turned on?

No. A shower will fix it. Then to your quarters, etc. etc.
 
2010-03-24 07:53:39 AM
Hand cranked sex toys? I bet the ladies would love a jack-in-the-box that has a dildo or rubber fist suddenly pop out.
 
2010-03-24 07:54:12 AM
I'm having a moment of hand-cranked sex right now myself

/fap
 
2010-03-24 08:00:26 AM
Hand cranked toys? Not sure how conducive it would be for a woman trying to achieve an orgasm when she had to crank that toy like she was staring up a Model T! And what about if she wanted to use the back door? How would that work?
 
2010-03-24 08:02:42 AM
Yeah, but if I eat a pound of peas and ask a white girl with dreadlocks if she wants to go to Cleveland, I'm still some sort of monster.

Listen Hippies, either go all the way, or f*ck off!
 
2010-03-24 08:02:58 AM
"Cool story, bro" moment...

My sophomore year of college was when Hurricane Floyd wrecked eastern North Carolina. Two buddies of mine back at home were hired to help clean out a bunch of trailers after the hurricane inundated a trailer park - a job that would take a couple of weeks. For the most part it was your typical water-damage cleanup effort. But one day I get this phone call with two voices barely able to control their snickering.

They had spent the morning cleaning out some old lady's trailer, and in one corner of a room was a ridonculously large pile of Christian magazines and newsletters. Paper is nasty stuff to dispose of when wet, and heavy as hell, so it took them a while. When they got to the bottom of the pile, they discovered a large black dildo, complete with hand crank.

I don't know what possessed them to decide to keep it (high school kids do dumb things), but they stashed it in the trunk of their car. They proceed to tell me all about this nasty thing, which I'm sure smells and is slowly rotting. Nevertheless, the guy keeps it for several months, until I come home for winter break and get another earful of stupidity.

These guys got drunk and stoned one night, and were looking for something stupid to do. They were hanging out at another friend's house across the street from a sheriff's deputy. They put two and two together, come up with negative six, and decide to superglue this giant dildo to the cop car.

They didn't have any superglue in the house, so they drive to the convenience store, where I'm sure they stumbled in looking like a couple of idiots, and proceeded to hunt for superglue. They found one rather expensive bottle, until the guy behind the counter told them to put it back and grab a different package out of the discount bin. I've always wondered what the clerk thought they were doing with the glue.

They return to the house, wait for the dead of night, and walk across the street and proceed to coat the bottom of the giant black dildo with superglue, and jam it on the hood of the deputy's car. It apparently stuck straight up like a hood ornament.

The next day, the culprits wake up and look out the front window to a scene straight out of Alice's Restaurant. Half the sheriff's department and a chuck of the city police were outside examining the "scene of the crime". There was this one deputy whose face was red as hell, and one with a camera taking a bunch of pictures in between bouts of laughter.

And the strangest part was, they never lifted a fingerprint off that car. I know because if they had one of the culprits would have been in deeper shiat when he was arrested as part of The Day-Care Tricycle Incident a couple of years later.

/okay, I'll shut up now.
 
2010-03-24 08:05:27 AM
I would definitely like to spend a weekend with Ms. Weiss! Not only is she cute but she has a pretty great toy collection!
 
2010-03-24 08:06:42 AM
isn't sex itself organic? what am i missing?
 
2010-03-24 08:07:55 AM
Zombie Hitler: Yeah, but if I eat a pound of peas and ask a white girl with dreadlocks if she wants to go to Cleveland, I'm still some sort of monster.

Listen Hippies, either go all the way, or f*ck off!


Zombie Hitler... some sort of monster. I'm sensing there's more to your monsterish regardless of how many dirty, smelly hippies you take to Cleveland.

/Cleveland, really?
 
2010-03-24 08:11:49 AM
i.ytimg.com
 
2010-03-24 08:13:49 AM
EZ Writer: FTSFA: "The No. 1 thing people can do to be an eco-sexual is to have fewer kids, or have none at all," said Weiss, who is childless.


See, if we all would just stop having children, the effects on our planet would be just groovy!

/If she had kids (sex), maybe she wouldn't be such a hippie-twat


I don't think she's thought her cunning plan all the way through. Lets just look at the Quaker movement, or any other religious or social organization that tries to greatly reduce or eliminate reproduction. Or if you prefer, just watch Idiocracy. I know, not the best movie of all time. But still, Miss green twat here has zero or maybe 1 kid when she hits 40 and her biological clock hits ludicrous speed. The Duggars on the other hand are at what, 18 kids? Who really inherits the earth?

/I'd still try some of that green sex with her
//off to my bunk
 
2010-03-24 08:14:49 AM
i thought the whole point of sex toys was to reduce the amount of hand-cranking?
 
2010-03-24 08:16:10 AM
taurusowner: Well, the best profits are the ones made off gullible idiots. And nothing attracts trendy morons like "green _____'.

This.
 
2010-03-24 08:17:24 AM
if i wanted to hand-crank, i don't need to go and buy anything.
 
2010-03-24 08:18:32 AM
doglover: Green sex? No that's a fungal infection.

/And we're done in 2
 
2010-03-24 08:18:59 AM
SlothB77: if i wanted to hand-crank, i don't need to go and buy anything.


Seconded...

/Is lotion eco-friendly?
 
2010-03-24 08:27:24 AM
taurusowner: Well, the best profits are the ones made off gullible idiots. And nothing attracts trendy morons like "green _____'.

Very true. The whole 'Green' thing is just the trendy fad of the hour...much like 'Free Tibet' was trendy 10 years ago. But when it lost its news-worthiness, the sheep simply found a new fad to bleat over.
 
2010-03-24 08:34:36 AM
Can I tell her that swallowing is recycling?
 
2010-03-24 08:34:45 AM
...90 percent of the estimated diapers sold each year that end up in landfills.

This may be a stupid question, but, where do the other 10% go? What else do you want me to do with my kid's shiatty diapers, frame them and hang 'em on the wall?
 
2010-03-24 08:35:59 AM
meatofmystery: isn't sex itself organic? what am i missing?

That the entire green movement is bullshiat, apparently.

Or this was an episode of Star Trek. I don't know.
 
2010-03-24 08:40:55 AM
Came for the Star Trek photos, leaving mildly satisfied.



/hot
//NOW I'm satisfied
 
2010-03-24 08:42:43 AM
And that, dear kids, is why you shouldn't link hot images without testing the Weeners.

i652.photobucket.com
 
2010-03-24 08:44:09 AM
My underwear is eco-friendly. Well, it's green. Greenish.
 
2010-03-24 08:44:57 AM
"Hand-cranked Sex Toi" sounds like a great name for a band.
 
2010-03-24 08:45:17 AM
BigBooper: EZ Writer: FTSFA: "The No. 1 thing people can do to be an eco-sexual is to have fewer kids, or have none at all," said Weiss, who is childless.


See, if we all would just stop having children, the effects on our planet would be just groovy!

/If she had kids (sex), maybe she wouldn't be such a hippie-twat

I don't think she's thought her cunning plan all the way through. Lets just look at the Quaker movement, or any other religious or social organization that tries to greatly reduce or eliminate reproduction. Or if you prefer, just watch Idiocracy. I know, not the best movie of all time. But still, Miss green twat here has zero or maybe 1 kid when she hits 40 and her biological clock hits ludicrous speed. The Duggars on the other hand are at what, 18 kids? Who really inherits the earth?

/I'd still try some of that green sex with her
//off to my bunk


This.

/Best way to eliminate a movement
 
2010-03-24 08:45:21 AM
I think green sex is having its moment right now.

i6.photobucket.com

HI I'M GEORGE ZIMMER PRESIDENT AND CEO OF MEN'S WEARHOUSE. ON ST. PATRICK'S DAY I WAS WALKING DOWN THE STREET IN MY DAPPER, FRESHLY TAILORED PINSTRIPE SUIT WHEN I SPIED A NUBILE PETA PROTESTER IN JUST GREEN UNDERWEAR DANCING IN FRONT OF THE TRAIN STATION. I WAS SO AROUSED BY THIS DISPLAY THAT I BARELY HAD TIME TO WHISPER "BEAST MODE" TO MY RAPIDLY ENGORGING EXTRA-BIG ENERGETIC EROGENOUS EXCITER. THE YOUNG LADY HAD ONLY BARELY LAID EYES ON MY IMMENSE INFINITE INTESTINAL INTIMACY INQUISITOR WHEN SHE BEGAN TO LEAK LIKE THE EXXON-VALDEZ. I BENT HER OVER THE HOOD OF HER PRIUS AND BEGAN TO PLOW HER HARDER THAN RACHEL CORRIE. MY MAMMOTH MANLY MEAT MASHER / MONGOLOID MAULER MALLET OPENED HER UP LIKE ALI BABA'S CAVE. I HIT IT FROM THE BACK SO HARD HER COLLARBONES SNAPPED IN A MANNER REMINISCENT OF A ROTISSERIE CHICKEN. MY VOLUMINOUS VIOLENT VAGINA-VIOLATING VEGETABLE GOT HER OFF LIKE JOHNNY COCHRAN DID FOR OJ. SHE CAME SO HARD HER NASTY WHITE PERSON DREADLOCKS UNRAVELED AND HER NOSE RING MAGNETIZED. SHE BEGGED WITH ME TO HURRY UP AND FINISH SO I PULLED OUT MY TITANIC TUBULAR TESTICLE TOWER TOOTHPASTE THROWER AND BEAT IT ALL OVER HER FACE UNTIL SHE LOOKED LIKE REGGIE DENNY. THEN I VIOLATED THE KYOTO PROTOCOL AND BURIED HER IN A TORRENT OF ZIMMER'S OWN CAESAR DRESSING EMISSIONS BIG ENOUGH TO FILL THE HOLE IN THE OZONE LAYER. I LEFT HER PASSED OUT IN THE TAXI LINE WITH SOME SPARE CHANGE COVERING HER EYES. SHE CALLED ME TEN TIMES TODAY. I GUARANTEE IT.
 
2010-03-24 08:47:02 AM
Really? People need a guide for green sex?

Two words: Fark outdoors.

Wanna be green? Buy less crap.
 
2010-03-24 08:55:29 AM
The Face Of Oblivion: I think green sex is having its moment right now.



HI I'M GEORGE ZIMMER PRESIDENT AND CEO OF MEN'S WEARHOUSE. ON ST. PATRICK'S DAY I WAS WALKING DOWN THE STREET IN MY DAPPER, FRESHLY TAILORED PINSTRIPE SUIT WHEN I SPIED A NUBILE PETA PROTESTER IN JUST GREEN UNDERWEAR DANCING IN FRONT OF THE TRAIN STATION. I WAS SO AROUSED BY THIS DISPLAY THAT I BARELY HAD TIME TO WHISPER "BEAST MODE" TO MY RAPIDLY ENGORGING EXTRA-BIG ENERGETIC EROGENOUS EXCITER. THE YOUNG LADY HAD ONLY BARELY LAID EYES ON MY IMMENSE INFINITE INTESTINAL INTIMACY INQUISITOR WHEN SHE BEGAN TO LEAK LIKE THE EXXON-VALDEZ. I BENT HER OVER THE HOOD OF HER PRIUS AND BEGAN TO PLOW HER HARDER THAN RACHEL CORRIE. MY MAMMOTH MANLY MEAT MASHER / MONGOLOID MAULER MALLET OPENED HER UP LIKE ALI BABA'S CAVE. I HIT IT FROM THE BACK SO HARD HER COLLARBONES SNAPPED IN A MANNER REMINISCENT OF A ROTISSERIE CHICKEN. MY VOLUMINOUS VIOLENT VAGINA-VIOLATING VEGETABLE GOT HER OFF LIKE JOHNNY COCHRAN DID FOR OJ. SHE CAME SO HARD HER NASTY WHITE PERSON DREADLOCKS UNRAVELED AND HER NOSE RING MAGNETIZED. SHE BEGGED WITH ME TO HURRY UP AND FINISH SO I PULLED OUT MY TITANIC TUBULAR TESTICLE TOWER TOOTHPASTE THROWER AND BEAT IT ALL OVER HER FACE UNTIL SHE LOOKED LIKE REGGIE DENNY. THEN I VIOLATED THE KYOTO PROTOCOL AND BURIED HER IN A TORRENT OF ZIMMER'S OWN CAESAR DRESSING EMISSIONS BIG ENOUGH TO FILL THE HOLE IN THE OZONE LAYER. I LEFT HER PASSED OUT IN THE TAXI LINE WITH SOME SPARE CHANGE COVERING HER EYES. SHE CALLED ME TEN TIMES TODAY. I GUARANTEE IT.


wonderful
 
2010-03-24 09:00:52 AM
The Face Of Oblivion: HI I'M GEORGE ZIMMER PRESIDENT AND CEO...
...TEN TIMES TODAY. I GUARANTEE IT


Wow.
 
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