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(Some Guy)   "A shirtless man thrashing a large sword and armed with throwing knives gave himself up outside a lumber-supply store." This headline oozes testosterone   (kitsapsun.com) divider line 32
    More: Strange, brandishing, testosterone, stabbing, knife throwing, High School Road, Bainbridge Island  
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2010-03-24 04:19:57 AM
Hiro?
 
2010-03-24 04:25:10 AM
Conan?
 
2010-03-24 04:26:30 AM
Mom?
 
2010-03-24 04:27:49 AM
Ace is the place for your value werewolves or chud man.
 
2010-03-24 04:28:18 AM
Me?
 
2010-03-24 04:28:20 AM
Now who's going to hunt the werewolves and chuds?
 
2010-03-24 04:33:15 AM
www.draculaprinceofdarkness.com

APPROVES
 
2010-03-24 04:34:39 AM
i276.photobucket.com
 
2010-03-24 04:41:02 AM
Dont worry Spongebobmoistpants, the fatto can't run. You should make it fine!
 
2010-03-24 04:49:50 AM
"A shirtless man thrashing a large sword ...

why was he "thrashing" his sword....did it do something to piss him off?
 
2010-03-24 05:00:49 AM
I thought the headline oozed cheetos but i suppose testosterone works too.
 
2010-03-24 05:19:46 AM
I haven't thrashed any swords. I have beaten up a few, normally with a hammer while they were quite hot and resting on a heavy anvil, but I'm not even sure how you'd go "thrashing" one.
 
2010-03-24 05:38:17 AM
Always use the right tool for the job.
www.calciumproducts.comWerewolves, as everybody knows, can only be killed with silver bullets.
www.wired.comThe accepted method for killing chuds is to asphyxiate them with gas.
 
2010-03-24 06:11:10 AM
There can be only one?
 
2010-03-24 06:32:15 AM
FTFA: BainbridgeLumbridge

RuneScape?

/obscure?
 
2010-03-24 06:43:41 AM
oldsparky1: "A shirtless man thrashing a large sword ...

why was he "thrashing" his sword....did it do something to piss him off?


This.
 
2010-03-24 07:16:01 AM
Bring it
wizbangblog.com
 
2010-03-24 07:46:50 AM
oldsparky1: "A shirtless man thrashing a large sword ...

why was he "thrashing" his sword....did it do something to piss him off?


I thrash my sword every so often. Usually when I'm in the mood and the wife isn't.
 
2010-03-24 08:26:39 AM
Heck yes Washington!
 
2010-03-24 08:29:28 AM
Tell me that at some time the knives flew out like bullets along their deadly course, and the figure stood expressionless, impassive and alone.

/obscure?
 
2010-03-24 08:43:52 AM
That guy will survive the zombie apocalypse.
 
2010-03-24 09:01:31 AM
He then told the off-duty officer and other officers who'd gathered there he was "hunting werewolves and chuds" who can disguise themselves as humans. He said he was afraid of getting hurt.

Police took the man to Harrison Medical Center for evaluation.




We need a sample of his brain.
 
2010-03-24 09:06:00 AM
Great aunt Mildred?
 
2010-03-24 09:31:30 AM
"This headline oozes testosterone"

This headline oozes amanita muscaria.

Poor sword got 'thrashed?' Dedicated editor is indeed an extinct job description.
 
2010-03-24 10:49:07 AM
I'll be in my bunk, thrashing my sword.
 
2010-03-24 10:58:27 AM
I don't know what is better... the fact that he was C.H.U.D. hunting, or the fact that the officer knew exactly what he meant.
 
2010-03-24 11:21:36 AM
i406.photobucket.com

Danny is amused
 
2010-03-24 12:23:11 PM
Right up until the "gave himself up" part, sure... Then it gets sort of pussified.
 
2010-03-24 02:33:16 PM
fireclown: Tell me that at some time the knives flew out like bullets along their deadly course, and the figure stood expressionless, impassive and alone.

/obscure?


Amidst the upturned burned-out cars
The challengers await
And in their fists clutch iron bars
With which to seal his fate
Across his chest is scabbards rest
The rows of throwing knives
Whose razor points in challenged tests
Have finished many lives
 
2010-03-24 04:10:46 PM
...I am, oddly, aroused.
 
2010-03-24 04:16:58 PM
Texastag and bubbalee owe us eyebleach.
 
2010-03-25 12:32:37 AM
Hunting monsters? Outside a home improvement store? In Washington?

thetorchonline.com

/hot like the flames of hell!
 
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