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(CBS11tv.com)   In what may be the greatest media ploy ever, small almost never heard of, middle of nowhere Texas university is going against the grain and hosting a gay Jesus play   (cbs11tv.com) divider line 73
    More: Obvious, Fort Worth, Stephenville, Tarleton State University  
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2010-03-23 10:08:29 PM
I beg your pardon?

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2010-03-23 10:21:44 PM
 
jbc [TotalFark]
2010-03-24 12:09:16 AM
No, Farkers know all about Tarleton State(1) (2). And their UFOs.
 
2010-03-24 12:46:59 AM
I did sound for this show around here. It was gay naked Jesus. We got a ton of protesters which got us a ton of media coverage which got us a ton of asses in the seats which made us a ton of money.

Way to go, gay naked Jesus!
 
2010-03-24 12:58:45 AM
I hope Jesus' lover is Mohammed.
 
2010-03-24 12:59:47 AM
White kids mad at their parents. Nothing new here.
 
2010-03-24 01:33:24 AM
John 19: 26-27.
 
2010-03-24 03:44:56 AM
Fabulous!!
 
2010-03-24 04:20:05 AM
jekxrb: John 19: 26-27.

Jesus pimped out his mum?
 
2010-03-24 04:50:03 AM
Go gay Jeebus!
 
2010-03-24 04:56:06 AM
Clearly subby isn't familiar with Texas.

Tarleton State is actually has one of the best and more renowned theatre departments in the state. Certainly best in the A&M system.
 
2010-03-24 04:57:59 AM
Jesus farking Christ.

Link

That and jesus was black and never existed anyway.
 
2010-03-24 04:59:01 AM
Jesus tap-dancing Christ!
 
2010-03-24 05:01:42 AM
Will Elton John be there?
 
2010-03-24 05:03:28 AM
What, no Hamlet 2 references?

Rock me, rock me, etc.
 
2010-03-24 05:06:51 AM
best theater department? good for them, keep all the stupid idiots there who think theyll go somewhere with a liberal arts / theater major.

the stupid is strong in this town.. as it is clearly demonstrated here.
 
2010-03-24 05:08:05 AM
What is the A&M system? A&M is fairly well known. Is this school part of A&M?

/Not Texan
//Would you like to know more?
///Service guarantees Citizenship
 
2010-03-24 05:08:17 AM
crypticsatellite: I hope Jesus' lover is Mohammed.

img.photobucket.com

"Jesus, I can't quit you."
 
2010-03-24 05:10:30 AM
serial_crusher

The Disciple Whom Jesus Loved. Just sayin'

αγαπω and φιλεω, not εραω. Just sayin'
 
2010-03-24 05:11:30 AM

Mock26 2010-03-24 05:08:17 AM
crypticsatellite: I hope Jesus' lover is Mohammed.



"Jesus, I can't quit you."


as blasphemous as this is already... man i would actually pay to go see that play if jesus's gay lover was mohammed.
 
2010-03-24 05:14:33 AM
When the Lord embarks on the inevitable smiting of this event, he will obviously have to choose a targeted means of retribution, such as meteorite perhaps, in order to preserve more prevalent, approved, non-homo crowd.
 
2010-03-24 05:16:14 AM
bodyshots: M
as blasphemous as this is already... man i would actually pay to go see that play if jesus's gay lover was mohammed.


The Crusades would probably end up restarting, but it would probably be worth the price.
I wonder how much security this event will have, because you'll probably need a lot of it.
 
2010-03-24 05:17:33 AM
virtigex: When the Lord embarks on the inevitable smiting of this event, he will obviously have to choose a targeted means of retribution, such as meteorite perhaps, in order to preserve more prevalent, approved, non-homo crowd.

I suspect the next thunderstorm/tornado/hurricane/burned down trailer ANYWHERE in Texas will be blamed on this.

Also, didn't Something Positive already do this?
 
2010-03-24 05:56:44 AM
God-is-a-Taco 2010-03-24 05:16:14 AM

The Crusades would probably end up restarting, but it would probably be worth the price.
I wonder how much security this event will have, because you'll probably need a lot of it.


ill wager theyre going to need tons. religious as i am, im all for freedom of expression also, which sadly this would fall under.

i would still go if mohamed was his gay lover... just to see the reactions of the mooslims.
 
2010-03-24 05:58:28 AM
this will end well...
 
2010-03-24 06:18:43 AM
bodyshots: Mock26 2010-03-24 05:08:17 AM
crypticsatellite: I hope Jesus' lover is Mohammed.



"Jesus, I can't quit you."


as blasphemous as this is already... man i would actually pay to go see that play if jesus's gay lover was mohammed.


I am still amazed that I do not yet have my own Fatwa over this image!
 
2010-03-24 06:23:42 AM
bodyshots: Mock26 2010-03-24 05:08:17 AM
crypticsatellite: I hope Jesus' lover is Mohammed.



"Jesus, I can't quit you."


as blasphemous as this is already... man i would actually pay to go see that play if jesus's gay lover was mohammed.


I would like to see the play regardless. Just to read the signs of the protesters who will definitely be there would be worth the price of the ticket.

Also, while I would not go see it I would love for someone to make a Jesus/Mohammad gay porno version of Broke Back Mountain. Not only would it get the muslims up in arms, but it would get the christians up in arms, too! And the outcry of despair over such a movie would be a joy to watch.
 
2010-03-24 06:39:37 AM
Jeff_in_ATL: What, no Hamlet 2 references?

Rock me, rock me, etc.


Exactly! I saw what subby described once, Steve Coogan was hilarious.

"Chuy, you're going to live a magical life, because wherever you go, it will always be better than Arizona."
 
2010-03-24 06:40:07 AM
Just can't leave it alone, can they?
 
2010-03-24 06:45:38 AM
Mock26: Also, while I would not go see it I would love for someone to make a Jesus/Mohammad gay porno version of Broke Back Mountain. Not only would it get the muslims up in arms, but it would get the christians up in arms, too! And the outcry of despair over such a movie would be a joy to watch.

Stick Moses in for a 3-way, and I think you've stumbled upon the answer to world peace.

Make sure the movie is made in Denmark though...
 
2010-03-24 07:03:42 AM
The skit is going to be cheesier than a collegehumor original video. But this time it's in REAL LIFE. RAGEEEEEE.
 
2010-03-24 07:04:43 AM
SJKebab: Mock26: Also, while I would not go see it I would love for someone to make a Jesus/Mohammad gay porno version of Broke Back Mountain. Not only would it get the muslims up in arms, but it would get the christians up in arms, too! And the outcry of despair over such a movie would be a joy to watch.

Stick Moses in for a 3-way, and I think you've stumbled upon the answer to world peace.

Make sure the movie is made in Denmark though...


Call it Broke Back Prophet. The tag line could read "Arse Farking for World Peace."
 
2010-03-24 07:28:43 AM
Ok, so is it Jesus that's gay, or the play? And are we talking "GAAAAY" *jazz hands* gay, or "gay" gay?

This is important.
 
2010-03-24 07:31:10 AM
aerojockey: serial_crusher

The Disciple Whom Jesus Loved. Just sayin'

αγαπω and φιλεω, not εραω. Just sayin'


I'm sorry, but that's all Greek to me...

/just sayin'
 
2010-03-24 07:34:48 AM
what. the. fark.
 
2010-03-24 07:45:09 AM
Rock Me, Sexy Jesus (new window)
 
2010-03-24 08:05:21 AM
Mock26: bodyshots: Mock26 2010-03-24 05:08:17 AM
crypticsatellite: I hope Jesus' lover is Mohammed.



"Jesus, I can't quit you."


as blasphemous as this is already... man i would actually pay to go see that play if jesus's gay lover was mohammed.

I would like to see the play regardless. Just to read the signs of the protesters who will definitely be there would be worth the price of the ticket.

Also, while I would not go see it I would love for someone to make a Jesus/Mohammad gay porno version of Broke Back Mountain. Not only would it get the muslims up in arms, but it would get the christians up in arms, too! And the outcry of despair over such a movie would be a joy to watch.


From a safe distance, maybe.
 
2010-03-24 08:22:22 AM
Mock26: Also, while I would not go see it I would love for someone to make a Jesus/Mohammad gay porno version of Broke Back Mountain. Not only would it get the muslims up in arms, but it would get the christians up in arms, too! And the outcry of despair over such a movie would be a joy to watch.

At least the Christians and Muslims would have something to unite over... Gay religious porno...bringing the world together....we are the woooorrrrrld...we are the chillldreeennn....
 
2010-03-24 08:23:08 AM
i40.tinypic.com

/Approves
 
2010-03-24 08:35:46 AM
Jesus loved the little children. Which is why He's not allowed within a 1000 yards of a school.
 
2010-03-24 08:38:49 AM
SirEattonHogg: What is the A&M system? A&M is fairly well known. Is this school part of A&M?

/Not Texan
//Would you like to know more?
///Service guarantees Citizenship


Tarleton State is affiliated with Texas A&M and is part of the A&M system. Like UT El Paso (UTEP) is a University of Texas school. Tarleton is a really decent school, but because their athletics department isn't a big deal nobody outside of Central and North Texas is really aware of them. Farkers know of Stephenville, TX because of their UFO's...erm, F-16's....erm, streetlights. Also, this is where Ty Murray and Jewel live...explains the streetlights a little.

/Like all college towns, they must have one stellar food joint.
//They do, the Hard Eight which is by far the best BBQ in a state known for damn good BBQ.
 
2010-03-24 08:42:11 AM
Amazed Berkley didn't think of this first... or they would have made Jesus a gay chain-joint smoker
 
2010-03-24 08:54:47 AM
willsomebody: Jesus farking Christ.

Link

That and jesus was black and never existed anyway.


He did exist, but he was not a god, nor is there a god. He was just a regular guy who helped people.
 
2010-03-24 08:59:30 AM
mikesup Quote 2010-03-24 08:38:49 AM
/Like all college towns, they must have one stellar food joint.
//They do, the Hard Eight which is by far the best BBQ in a state known for damn good BBQ.


Thanks for the info. And I agree with you about Texas and damn good BBQ.
 
2010-03-24 09:13:41 AM
i43.photobucket.com
 
2010-03-24 09:17:27 AM
The Greatest Story Ever, Glory-Holed
 
2010-03-24 09:21:28 AM
The Indigo Girls staged a concert production of Jesus Christ Superstar with one of the girls playing Jesus and the other Mary Magdalene.
 
2010-03-24 09:22:22 AM
mikesup: /Like all college towns, they must have one stellar food joint.
//They do, the Hard Eight which is by far the best BBQ in a state known for damn good BBQ.


Nope, the Chili's on Knox Street in Dallas has the best BBQ in the state. Just on bite of their famous baby back ribs and you're in heaven.
 
2010-03-24 09:27:49 AM
Hard Eight is only good if you go for a sausage. Everything else they serve is severely over-smoked and overpriced, and I've had better side dishes from gas stations.

/This shiat is more important than TSU.
//No, really.
///If you grew up in the area, you get into TSU by default.
//The theater kids there are the smarter ones
 
2010-03-24 09:36:43 AM
OK, I've got it now:

Gay Jesus = Open mindedness, tolerance, shock-value that leads to discussions of relationships/male bonding etc = totally hip and cool

Gay Mohammad = mocking or debasing someone's religion or religious beliefs = hate crime

I'm glad I understand how it works.
 
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