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(Denver Post)   Not News: Skinny high school dork has no prom date. Also Not News: Turns to begging Maxim model for date via YouTube. Fark: She accepts and goes to prom with him   (denverpost.com ) divider line
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2010-03-23 01:51:32 PM  
The real question is...did he hit it in the back of the limo on the way home?
 
2010-03-23 02:11:40 PM  
Awww...that's a cute story.
 
2010-03-23 02:12:04 PM  

dj_bigbird: The real question is...did he hit it in the back of the limo on the way home?


And the answer to that question is undoubtedly, "no."
 
2010-03-23 02:12:31 PM  
A gentleman doesn't kiss and tell. If he ever wants to have a chance to hit it (or hit it again) he'll keep his mouth shut.
 
2010-03-23 02:18:13 PM  
I thought bringing anyone other than someone in your school of the opposite sex of the same age was forbidden these days at proms. I mean if lesbians at the prom are a distraction, then so is a Maxim whore.
 
2010-03-23 02:20:49 PM  

Lorelle: Awww...that's a cute story.


Almost. He had to get home early because he was going to be on Fox and Friends.

He ended the date early with...

edibleapple.com

..because he was appearing on Fox and Friends!?

When does a Hero tag run into Dumbass territory?
 
2010-03-23 02:21:25 PM  

mcsiegs: I thought bringing anyone other than someone in your school of the opposite sex of the same age was forbidden these days at proms. I mean if lesbians at the prom are a distraction, then so is a Maxim whore.


You seem to be unaware of the fact that different school districts run their schools differently.
 
2010-03-23 02:23:34 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: He ended the date early with...because he was appearing on Fox and Friends!?

When does a Hero tag run into Dumbass territory?


Oops...I just skimmed the article...didn't read that part. She went out of her way to be nice to him, and he ditched her early for Faux News?!? Dumbass, indeed.
 
2010-03-23 02:28:49 PM  

Shostie: You seem to be unaware of the fact that different school districts run their schools differently.


Unpossible. I make sweeping generalizations. I am a perfect Farker
 
2010-03-23 02:47:06 PM  

mcsiegs: Shostie: You seem to be unaware of the fact that different school districts run their schools differently.

Unpossible. I make sweeping generalizations. I am a perfect Farker


Go for what you know
 
2010-03-23 02:51:46 PM  

Lorelle: I_Am_Weasel: He ended the date early with...because he was appearing on Fox and Friends!?

When does a Hero tag run into Dumbass territory?

Oops...I just skimmed the article...didn't read that part. She went out of her way to be nice to him, and he ditched her early for Faux News?!? Dumbass, indeed.


She was never going to fark him. Now he can clean up with all the sweet, sweet Young Republican "pussy" on campus coming his way for being on Faux News.

old_toole: mcsiegs: Shostie: You seem to be unaware of the fact that different school districts run their schools differently.

Unpossible. I make sweeping generalizations. I am a perfect Farker

Go for what you know


No new. Fix old.
 
2010-03-23 02:57:40 PM  
well done kid
 
2010-03-23 03:01:42 PM  

missmarsha: well done kid

 
2010-03-23 03:20:23 PM  

Lorelle: Oops...I just skimmed the article...didn't read that part. She went out of her way to be nice to him, and he ditched her early for Faux News?!? Dumbass, indeed.


You think the date was more than "Show up, wave, and we both get some cool publicity?"
 
2010-03-23 03:26:14 PM  
"I have her number," he said. "We're going to stay in touch."

Hahahahaha, no your not. I mean in all fairness he's not going to score off her likely, until she likes pimply young boys or really feels pity, but still ending that shiat early? Dumbfark.
 
2010-03-23 03:39:35 PM  

TheWizard: Lorelle: Oops...I just skimmed the article...didn't read that part. She went out of her way to be nice to him, and he ditched her early for Faux News?!? Dumbass, indeed.

You think the date was more than "Show up, wave, and we both get some cool publicity?"


Still, would you give up some time hanging out with her to spend time with Steve Doucey?
 
2010-03-23 03:45:12 PM  
He's actually kinda cute. I would have been willing to hit him (he's 18, so he's legal), until I read that he was going to be on FOX AND FRIENDS!??

Son...I am Disappoint!
 
2010-03-23 03:50:27 PM  
TheWizard: You think the date was more than "Show up, wave, and we both get some cool publicity?"

What so banging 18 year old virgins is dangerous now?

If anyone gets the green light for a pity fark, this would be the guy. He has the balls/brains combo to get this hottie to the prom. Sure, he aimed high (but not too high) then he totally blew the landing.

/Fox and friends my ass, what a waste.
 
2010-03-23 04:53:18 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: When does a Hero tag run into Dumbass territory?


About 3 a.m., if you wind up alone.
 
2010-03-23 04:54:11 PM  
He's not a bad looking kid. Give him ten years, and he could actually be hot.
 
2010-03-23 04:54:24 PM  

ansiz: Sure, he aimed high (but not too high) then he totally blew the landing.


That has some curiously appropriate parallels to teenage sex.
 
2010-03-23 04:54:41 PM  
"I have her number," he said. "We're going to stay in touch."

Stalker detected.
 
2010-03-23 04:55:17 PM  
"I have her number," he said. "We're going to stay in touch."


BWHAHAHAHA!
 
2010-03-23 04:55:41 PM  

randomizetimer: missmarsha: well done kid

 
2010-03-23 04:56:17 PM  
Fire Arianny, bring back Logan.

/you know whats up
 
2010-03-23 04:56:32 PM  
So ladies, when was the moment you realized guys were stimulating themselves while thinking about you?

Do you just try not to think about it?
 
2010-03-23 04:57:13 PM  
So how come when I beg for dates on the intertubes all I get are restraining orders?

/Lucky kid
//A night he'll always remember
 
2010-03-23 04:57:33 PM  

Shatner's Bassoon: "I have her number," he said. "We're going to stay in touch."

Stalker detected.


Odds that the hawt Maxim model's "number" is 555-something: 3:2
 
2010-03-23 04:58:04 PM  
That kid is a skinny dork? I think he's perfectly adorable.
 
2010-03-23 04:58:11 PM  
FTFA: "I have her number," he said. "We're going to stay in touch."

Riiiiiiiight.
 
2010-03-23 04:58:37 PM  
"I have her number," he said. "We're going to stay in touch."

askthecalvinette.files.wordpress.com

Yeahhh, let's hope he doesn't get crashed in the ground too hard.

/Roots for the underdog every time
 
2010-03-23 04:58:52 PM  
Link (new window)

The first of his many videos (from the description)
 
2010-03-23 04:59:24 PM  
Wasn't there a porn star that went with some kid a few years ago? I kept reading "prom" as pron.

/not googling that story at work
 
2010-03-23 05:00:05 PM  

kellynoel: That kid is a skinny dork? I think he's perfectly adorable.


If you haven't noticed, men can be nearly as mean about each others' looks women can. I think there's more than a bit of jealousy running around here.
 
2010-03-23 05:00:23 PM  
This has the potential to me a legendary thread. Please don't disappoint...
 
2010-03-23 05:01:20 PM  

I_Am_Weasel: Lorelle: Awww...that's a cute story.

Almost. He had to get home early because he was going to be on Fox and Friends.


When does a Hero tag run into Dumbass territory?


The first time I read TFA I thought it was Arianny who had to be on Fox and Friends, which would explain why the date ended early. But the guy!?!?!? If I had her for my date then (hell, even now), there would be VERY few things in the world that would make me end that date early. Being on Faux news isn't one of them. He'd better be kicking himself in 5 years when he realizes what an idiot he is.

If she ditched him, I'd understand. He should NOT have ditched her. Bad move kid. I hope Fox was worth it.
 
2010-03-23 05:02:21 PM  

Lorelle: I_Am_Weasel: He ended the date early with...because he was appearing on Fox and Friends!?

When does a Hero tag run into Dumbass territory?

Oops...I just skimmed the article...didn't read that part. She went out of her way to be nice to him, and he ditched her early for Faux News?!? Dumbass, indeed.


He had to go into his bunk and watch Sarah Palin.
 
2010-03-23 05:02:45 PM  
Gotta love those butt out hugs
 
2010-03-23 05:03:37 PM  
That kid has just won high school.
 
2010-03-23 05:04:26 PM  
Don't be silly, the boy rushed home to fap.
 
2010-03-23 05:04:28 PM  

ranak: FTFA: "I have her number," he said. "We're going to stay in touch."

Riiiiiiiight.


I'll play devil's advocate.

Sure, she's drop dead gorgeous now and half of Fark probably didn't read past her picture before the fappage began, but eventually the wrinkles will set in, 15 pounds might add a little unwanted junk in the trunk, the offers won't come in quite as often as they did, and soon she's showing it all at Ray's Beaver Bag outside of Tulsa, OK.

Meanwhile, this guy goes to college, earns his master's degree in engineering, gets a really nice job with a solid company and pulls in the high six figures. But he remembers that Maxim model who did him a solid back at a time when he was a gangly, awkward high school boy and realizes that sometimes love can transcend the years.

So he seeks her out and pays double for his lap dance.

/What? It's not like they were getting married or living happily ever after!
 
2010-03-23 05:05:17 PM  
Wasn't there a porn star that went with some kid a few years ago?

That was a Howard Stern stunt, I believe. I still have nightmares about Special K doing Crackhead Bob. Special K, now there's prom date for the ages.
 
2010-03-23 05:05:31 PM  
Not News: Skinny high school dork has no prom date. Also Not News: Turns to begging Maxim model asking attention seeking, vapid whore for date via YouTube. Fark: She accepts and goes to prom with him
 
2010-03-23 05:05:31 PM  

CygnusDarius:

He deserves to get his heart broken for ditching that gorgeous woman to be on Fox.


busy chillin': Wasn't there a porn star that went with some kid a few years ago? I kept reading "prom" as pron.

/not googling that story at work


You're thinking of that movie The Girl Next Door (new window) with Elisha Cuthbert.
 
2010-03-23 05:06:51 PM  
Maxim model is what, a level or two above Hooter's girl?

/not bad, kid
 
2010-03-23 05:07:01 PM  
Dood! Good job kid!
 
2010-03-23 05:07:40 PM  

busy chillin': Wasn't there a porn star that went with some kid a few years ago? I kept reading "prom" as pron.

/not googling that story at work


Yep, 10 years ago. SFW (new window)
 
2010-03-23 05:08:06 PM  
They are both total fatties. Delusional Americans.
 
2010-03-23 05:08:06 PM  

Torchsong: ranak: FTFA: "I have her number," he said. "We're going to stay in touch."

Riiiiiiiight.

I'll play devil's advocate.

Sure, she's drop dead gorgeous now and half of Fark probably didn't read past her picture before the fappage began, but eventually the wrinkles will set in, 15 pounds might add a little unwanted junk in the trunk, the offers won't come in quite as often as they did, and soon she's showing it all at Ray's Beaver Bag outside of Tulsa, OK.

Meanwhile, this guy goes to college, earns his master's degree in engineering, gets a really nice job with a solid company and pulls in the high six figures. But he remembers that Maxim model who did him a solid back at a time when he was a gangly, awkward high school boy and realizes that sometimes love can transcend the years.

So he seeks her out and pays double for his lap dance.


But, will she be crying?

/it's better from what I understand
 
2010-03-23 05:08:15 PM  
That worked?

Where's my damn video camera???
 
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