My mom has a cat who seems to be cursed. He's been hit by a car (They said he'd die, or at least be crippled), attacked by wild animals, set on fire (by accident), and many other mishaps, and yet he's healthy, friendly, happy and has no remaining injuries other than a nick in one ear. It's amazing. He must be over 12 now.
Although I think he'd be happier if her 25 pound homo cat would stop trying to hump him!
If I ever saw a cop shoot a dog, I would go to his house and beat the shiat out of him in front of his fat kids. Stupid overweight white garbage. They're only a step up from mall security guards.Then I'd jump kick through the windshield of the car that hit the dog and brutally beat the driver. I'd speed up to about 95 (in his car), pull in front of a semi, and kick the asshat out of the passenger door.Then I'd speed over to the Animal Disposal office that left the poor animal for dead. After I quickly strap them to tables with duct tape and long industrial staples, I'd inject them with the stuff they'd failed to inject the dog with (that embalming junk they use). I'd call the dog up on to my lap and give him a cheeseburger while I chuckle quietly and watch the guys writhe around in pain until they die.
I'm no fan of PETA, but I can't help but hope that there will be a day when the animals start fighting back.
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