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(Yahoo)   Dog who survived car, freezer, bullet, avoids being tagged at third, safe at home   ( divider line
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8545 clicks; posted to Main » on 29 Apr 2003 at 9:28 AM (14 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2003-04-29 09:31:48 AM  
2003-04-29 09:32:23 AM  
Don't most accidents happen in or around the home?
2003-04-29 09:35:24 AM  
"Don't most accidents happen in or around the home?"

That's why I moved.
2003-04-29 09:36:06 AM  
That pig needs to be shot in the head. What an incredible dumbass.
2003-04-29 09:36:09 AM  
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2003-04-29 09:36:41 AM  
How long until the cop gets fired for reckless discharge and/or bad aim?
2003-04-29 09:38:45 AM  
You said "reckless discharge" Heh Heh Heh...
2003-04-29 09:39:30 AM  
Nobody even go there. Jasper that is.
2003-04-29 09:39:34 AM  
The dog will be renamed TotalFark in honor of his 1,305th appearance on TF.
2003-04-29 09:40:39 AM  
Good headline. Props to submitter
2003-04-29 09:43:38 AM  
They should rename that dog "Rasputin".
2003-04-29 09:47:01 AM  
04-29-03 09:43:38 AM InternetSecurityGuard
They should rename that dog "Rasputin".

Heh. Good reference.
2003-04-29 09:58:40 AM  
now if the dog had been attacked by this same alligator, who would PETA root for? They would want the game warden's head on a platter! oops- meat on a platter=not vegan.
what a dilema!

BTW glad to hear the dog is OK!
2003-04-29 10:03:49 AM  
Jay-vee- it is not showing the site!
Could you move your posting war mano-a-mano and get back to the threasd when you are done? I only have so much time on-line b4 work!!
2003-04-29 10:05:33 AM  
Animal Control in Outer Houston - It's what's for dinner.
2003-04-29 10:06:25 AM  
Just wanna chime in on the brilliant headline...nicely done to whomever wrote that...
2003-04-29 10:08:01 AM  
2003-04-29 10:21:56 AM  
So wait the dog has really crappy HTML skills? Wow this is one special dog!
2003-04-29 10:41:45 AM  
tahnks guys--delete my stuff too if it won't make sense now!! Off to work i go now
farkless for hours!!!
2003-04-29 10:59:02 AM  
Awww, I want to adopt Dosha! Amazing dog....
2003-04-29 11:16:02 AM  

My mom has a cat who seems to be cursed. He's been hit by a car (They said he'd die, or at least be crippled), attacked by wild animals, set on fire (by accident), and many other mishaps, and yet he's healthy, friendly, happy and has no remaining injuries other than a nick in one ear. It's amazing. He must be over 12 now.

Although I think he'd be happier if her 25 pound homo cat would stop trying to hump him!

2003-04-29 11:31:43 AM  
Does this mean the story won't be submitted a million more times on totalfark?
2003-04-29 12:19:19 PM  

If I ever saw a cop shoot a dog, I would go to his house and beat the shiat out of him in front of his fat kids. Stupid overweight white garbage. They're only a step up from mall security guards.
Then I'd jump kick through the windshield of the car that hit the dog and brutally beat the driver. I'd speed up to about 95 (in his car), pull in front of a semi, and kick the asshat out of the passenger door.
Then I'd speed over to the Animal Disposal office that left the poor animal for dead. After I quickly strap them to tables with duct tape and long industrial staples, I'd inject them with the stuff they'd failed to inject the dog with (that embalming junk they use). I'd call the dog up on to my lap and give him a cheeseburger while I chuckle quietly and watch the guys writhe around in pain until they die.

I'm no fan of PETA, but I can't help but hope that there will be a day when the animals start fighting back.

2003-04-29 12:20:17 PM  
...with a much funnier headline, right?
2003-04-29 12:26:32 PM  
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Looks like this guy's back on the mescaline.
2003-04-29 12:41:26 PM  
Just like Pet Semetary.
2003-04-29 12:58:17 PM  
Some cops just can't stand to go a whole day without shooting something. SOME cops. What an asshat!
2003-04-29 01:26:08 PM  
"The dog will be renamed TotalFark in honor of his 1,305th appearance on TF."

Closer to 3,000

Oh Maddame.M.ersault: Your coments do not show your Elite tag, yet your wonderful profile does.
2003-04-29 01:30:03 PM  
I saw this on TV. What a story...
2003-04-29 01:50:18 PM  
I wanted this to remain a totalFark cliche
2003-04-29 02:29:48 PM  
Poor thing. So glad she is doing good.

What a moron cop, though. I understand he thought he was trying to help, but jeebus...obviously she didn't need all that.
2003-04-29 04:42:45 PM  
The dog is immortal! Quick someone lop off it's head! There can be only one! P.S. This message brout to you by the fine folks in Colombia. And you thought that coffee is fun WITHOUT cocaine?
2003-04-29 06:22:42 PM  
How would you like to have been the worker that found the dog in the freezer? Wouldn't that have scared the shiat out of you?

"Bob, did you hear something from the freezer?"

"Ha ha, Jim. Very funny."

"No, really. Listen..."

Muffled sounds coming from freezer...

"What the fark?!?"

Bob opens door...

Poop Happens.
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