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(Excite)   American Bandstand turns 50; Dick Clark turns 30   ( divider line
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871 clicks; posted to Main » on 28 Sep 2001 at 11:17 AM (15 years ago)   |   Favorite    |   share:  Share on Twitter share via Email Share on Facebook   more»

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2001-09-28 11:30:02 AM  
You can always get away with a Dick Clark joke.
2001-09-28 11:40:16 AM  
Wha ??

Dog years MAYBE.....
2001-09-28 11:41:28 AM  
2001-09-28 11:59:52 AM  
Give the man a break... Just because he bathes in the blood of prepubescent boys to maintain his eternal youth doesn't make him a bad person.
2001-09-28 12:27:25 PM  
Why yes ,the Bathory Syndrome........what else would be the reason?
2001-09-28 12:28:20 PM  
That's the first photo of him I've ever seen where he actually looks like he's half his age (71). Maybe the fountain of youth really is wearing off now...
2001-09-28 12:54:33 PM  
He is a robot pretending to be a human, and the creator hasn't mastered the art of aging yet. You all laugh now but just wait when we are saying praise roboclark!
2001-09-28 01:50:03 PM  
Dick Clark is one of many of the "immortals" that I have been gathering information on. Mark my words, someday he'll be toting a samurai sword and chopping off heads.
2001-09-29 12:24:28 AM  
Speaking of aging well, anyone else see the phone commercial with Charo in it? She's got to be pretty damn old herself.
2001-09-29 06:03:01 PM  
What 'sane' people have failed to realize is that over the years Dick Clark has actually been 4 different people all of whom have had sophisticated plastic surgery on some very remote island in the South Pacific. There is no real magic to it AND it means that even our childrens children will have a spry and youthful Dick Clark in their lives. Isn't it just wonderful?

Dick Clark For President!?
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