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(Some Guy)   Phobic woman can only have sex outdoors. "It's not like I haven't tried. I just can't do it indoors without freaking out. I feel like I'm being choked and about to pass out." Giggity   (whatsonxiamen.com) divider line 165
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2010-03-23 11:28:23 AM  
www.campchesterfield.net

I sense a img1.fark.net....something about being arrested for public indecency...maybe a run-in with a sex offender database in the UK, if such a thing exists.
 
2010-03-23 11:55:28 AM  
She should hook up with Randy Moss.
 
2010-03-23 12:02:33 PM  
At first I was intrigued by her, now she scares me.
 
2010-03-23 12:22:37 PM  
If she's OK at the gynecologist, maybe she should go to her doctor for an examination...then it could turn all sexy-like. I think I've heard of such things on the internet before.
 
2010-03-23 12:24:17 PM  
Sometimes it's fun to see how stories like this are reported on by different news sites. Some even come with handy pictures.

im.haberturk.com
 
2010-03-23 02:09:42 PM  
I guess the gimp outfit is out of the question then...
 
2010-03-23 02:10:56 PM  
WTF?? Does she have a movie coming out or something?
 
2010-03-23 02:11:17 PM  
I dated a chick like that....not as bad as her, but she liked to do it outside, in public, and with the possibility of being caught.
 
2010-03-23 02:12:18 PM  
PsyLord: I guess the gimp outfit is out of the question then...

Why don't you just attach the chains to a tree? That's what I do. Just because you have a love of leather and pain doesn't mean you can't enjoy the great outdoors as well.
 
2010-03-23 02:12:35 PM  
I think she's making it up, too seem more interesting than she really is. "Oh, poor me, my boyfriends dump me because of my sexual twist..."

Yawn.
 
2010-03-23 02:13:09 PM  
Are there support groups? For, you know, support?
 
2010-03-23 02:13:45 PM  
Does this mean she will also need to drop her litter on the forest floor when her water breaks?
 
2010-03-23 02:14:30 PM  
Phobic Woman sounds like a particularly ineffective super hero. Though if her only weakness is indoor sex, then she's a bit luckier than Superman.
 
2010-03-23 02:14:58 PM  
Here's your chance to get into the great out doers.
 
2010-03-23 02:15:16 PM  
Most guys leave her in the tree.
 
2010-03-23 02:15:59 PM  
"Every time we tried was a disaster, until one day we had a drunken cuddle in the park. It was like a knitting needle was twisting up my nose, and suddenly I felt amazing. I'd never had an orgasm before and the feeling of climaxing around Mother Nature was out of this world!"


Threeway with Mother Nature?
Kinky.
 
2010-03-23 02:16:03 PM  
One of my top 25 porn genera
 
2010-03-23 02:17:47 PM  
I feel like I'm being choked and about to pass out
I get that too, that's why I unknot the belt after I'm done.
 
2010-03-23 02:18:56 PM  
I feel like I'm being choked and about to pass out.

Mom?
 
2010-03-23 02:19:48 PM  
ugh... yes... obviously the solution is to accommodate the psychological problem... Take it in little steps. Start with giant greenhouses (get permission) and then slowly work your way to vaulted ceilings...

If you don't face your fears, they'll own you.

/The last thing she needs is to feel self-righteous about it.
 
2010-03-23 02:20:17 PM  
FTA: "Anyone for an open relationship?"

Bad pun, or serious offer?
 
2010-03-23 02:21:35 PM  
I feel like I'm being choked and about to pass out.

Take the Ball Gag off, unless you just want to shut her up...

upload.wikimedia.org
 
2010-03-23 02:22:09 PM  
It's called "Dogging", and it is excellent.

GIS Safe Search:

img707.imageshack.us
 
2010-03-23 02:23:32 PM  
SO? Get a house with a yard and a high fence.
 
2010-03-23 02:25:29 PM  
DirkTheDaring: It's called "Dogging", and it is excellent.

When I was doing it, it was called "doing it".
 
2010-03-23 02:27:00 PM  
How about in a gazebo, or in a sunroom? Maybe one of those springy bouncy playareas? Or a barn with the doors open? Carport (one with open sides)?

ISTM that if her boyfriends are dumping her because they want sex indoors, then they aren't being imaginative enough.

/would definitely do some experimenting with her
 
2010-03-23 02:29:25 PM  
img443.imageshack.us

Would like to subscribe to your newsletter.
 
2010-03-23 02:29:36 PM  
news.xinhuanet.com
"How does she feel about basements?"
 
2010-03-23 02:30:14 PM  
The page is farked, although it is unclear whether it was indoors or out at the time.
 
2010-03-23 02:31:06 PM  
Kinda resembles the poofy boy in tights.

/But I'd still hit it.
 
2010-03-23 02:31:23 PM  
OtherLittleGuy: Okay, let's get this out of the way:

Yes, yes I would.


Even outdoors. ESPECIALLY outdoors.
 
2010-03-23 02:32:04 PM  
Restrain self.. do not Seuss...
 
2010-03-23 02:34:08 PM  
MorePeasPlease: "Every time we tried was a disaster, until one day we had a drunken cuddle in the park. It was like a knitting needle was twisting up my nose, and suddenly I felt amazing. I'd never had an orgasm before and the feeling of climaxing around Mother Nature was out of this world!"


Threeway with Mother Nature?
Kinky.


Where did that line come from? It's not in the article. You're confusing a sneeze with an orgasm. I hope that doesn't happen often.
 
2010-03-23 02:40:28 PM  
Baryogenesis: MorePeasPlease: "Every time we tried was a disaster, until one day we had a drunken cuddle in the park. It was like a knitting needle was twisting up my nose, and suddenly I felt amazing. I'd never had an orgasm before and the feeling of climaxing around Mother Nature was out of this world!"


Threeway with Mother Nature?
Kinky.

Where did that line come from? It's not in the article. You're confusing a sneeze with an orgasm. I hope that doesn't happen often.


"What are you taking for it?"

"Pepper."
 
2010-03-23 02:40:45 PM  
Portsmouth. UK, I assume. Which means that, unless she's INCREDIBLY insensitive to the wonderful weather of Britain, she's celibate seven or eight months out of the year.

Unless she likes doing it on the ice...
img.timeinc.net
 
2010-03-23 02:40:51 PM  
Baryogenesis: Where did that line come from? It's not in the article.


I salute you!
 
2010-03-23 02:41:28 PM  
SwiftFox: Restrain self.. do not Seuss...

Not in a house?
 
2010-03-23 02:41:47 PM  
DirkTheDaring: It's called "Dogging", and it is excellent.

GIS Safe Search:


That sir, is why you are on my favorites list.
 
2010-03-23 02:41:56 PM  
SwiftFox: Restrain self.. do not Seuss...

Red Dog.

Green Dog.

Big Dog.

Little Dog....
 
2010-03-23 02:45:14 PM  
I'm gonna go buy a couple acres of cheap land somewhere.

Don't worry, I'll put a porta-potty out there too. I'm a gentleman like that.
 
2010-03-23 02:48:04 PM  
fojammi.com
 
2010-03-23 02:49:54 PM  
erotic-sex-outdoors.depravedlust.com
 
2010-03-23 02:50:00 PM  
Bendal: How about in a gazebo, or in a sunroom? Maybe one of those springy bouncy playareas? Or a barn with the doors open? Carport (one with open sides)?

ISTM that if her boyfriends are dumping her because they want sex indoors, then they aren't being imaginative enough.

/would definitely do some experimenting with her


You sound like fun! Putting ideas in my head... lost train of thought now.
 
2010-03-23 02:50:19 PM  
kinda mannish. She looks like one of the Beatles but here hair is lopsided.
 
2010-03-23 02:51:57 PM  
LeroyBourne: I dated a chick like that....not as bad as her, but she liked to do it outside, in public, and with the possibility of being caught.

I dated a girl once that would occasionally INSIST, that the only way I was getting some that day was if we went outside, somewhere exposed. Good times. On the side of a busy highway in broad daylight was the best. Except that one time in a park, we both got bitten all to shiat by a swarm of no-idea-whats that were in the bushes. We didn't even notice until we got back home, little itchy nasty bites everywhere.
 
2010-03-23 02:53:30 PM  
magu2k: kinda mannish. She looks like one of the Beatles but here hair is lopsided.

"She" just needs to fix her wig.
 
2010-03-23 02:54:00 PM  
DirkTheDaring: It's called "Dogging", and it is excellent.

GIS Safe Search:


"Like"
 
2010-03-23 02:55:06 PM  
Remember, folks, when straight people have sex outdoors, it's fun and adventurous. When gay people do it, it's a public menace, to the extent that we must arrest people just for hitting on other people.
 
2010-03-23 02:55:31 PM  
If she grew her hair out to look, you know, like a female... Yup. I'd hit that.

I'd hit that in a boat, I'd hit that in a moat.
I'd hit that at a bar, I'd hit that in a car.
I'd hit that like a spouse, I'd hit that in a house backyard?
 
2010-03-23 02:56:53 PM  
sn82: Bendal: How about in a gazebo, or in a sunroom? Maybe one of those springy bouncy playareas? Or a barn with the doors open? Carport (one with open sides)?

ISTM that if her boyfriends are dumping her because they want sex indoors, then they aren't being imaginative enough.

/would definitely do some experimenting with her

You sound like fun! Putting ideas in my head... lost train of thought now.


Hey, I'm a problem solver. You know, start with a tent or lean to, see how she handles that, and progress to more permanent open air structures. Rain/cold weather just is a different challenge if she's worth it to the guy.
 
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