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(Reuters)   New world record set for cockroach eating   (news.excite.com) divider line 26
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2001-09-28 11:22:23 AM  
mmm mmm good
 
2001-09-28 11:30:21 AM  
I want to see a picture of the guy who can cover his eyes with his earlobes...
 
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2001-09-28 11:31:00 AM  
I could eat way more than that.
 
2001-09-28 11:31:22 AM  
What talent, Navel fluff, stuffs 47 rats down a pair of pantyhose while wearing them, 118.1 decibels burps.

I bet his mom is proud!
 
2001-09-28 11:31:56 AM  
Another spicy meatzaball sandwich...
 
2001-09-28 11:32:04 AM  
***the world record for the furthest coin propulsion by an earlobe.***

that lines cracks me up....
 
2001-09-28 11:40:49 AM  
Fb: For real. 36 seems like a pretty low number.
 
2001-09-28 11:43:08 AM  
Go Sooty !!!
 
2001-09-28 11:56:54 AM  
I'm skeptical - my copy of the Guiness Book of World Records clearly states that they no longer have a gluttony section, and will not accept any more submissions for this category.
 
2001-09-28 12:04:26 PM  
Sooty's got nothing on me
 
2001-09-28 12:20:32 PM  
The question has to be asked - WHY?

Don't these people have anything better to do with their time?
 
2001-09-28 12:33:59 PM  
Are they jumbo roaches? Were they cooked in a savory sauce, or served al tartar?

Inquiring minds want to know!
 
2001-09-28 12:46:31 PM  
Damn! My title was taken from me!
 
2001-09-28 01:03:31 PM  
Well it's 36 cockroaches in a minute, so there is a time limit involved.

On another note, who the hell is going to actually use a pillow stuffed full of someone's navel lint? Not him I'd wager since it's already taken him 17 years just to get half an ounce.

Half an ounce of squishy slightly moist navel lint, mmmmm.

bring on the cockroaches!
 
2001-09-28 01:19:40 PM  
the fact that there was an *old* record for cockroach eating fills me with inestimatable joy.
 
2001-09-28 02:13:47 PM  
Sooty was crowned the most romantic guinea pig after fathering 43 babies during a single night of passion with 24 partners in December 2000.

[image from shacknews.com too old to be available]
 
2001-09-28 02:14:30 PM  
Dammit, I knew they'd do that:
 
2001-09-28 02:15:07 PM  
Must... try... again...

http://www.shacknews.com/images/image-o-matic.x?iotd/sooty.jpg
 
2001-09-28 03:29:43 PM  
Ummkay, now that's just plain farking sick! Really now, eating cockroaches???? Sick bastard!

-he who stacks pork
 
2001-09-28 07:23:07 PM  
I'd rather eat chitlens
 
2001-09-28 08:40:34 PM  
Mister, do you kiss your mother with that mouth?
 
2001-09-28 09:14:02 PM  
i think of two things...

1. slow news day or what?

2.i would rather be rich than stupid.
 
2001-09-28 09:36:37 PM  
Sooty was crowned the most romantic guinea pig after fathering 43 babies during a single night of passion with 24 partners in December 2000.

Priceless.
 
2001-09-28 11:30:04 PM  
Ohhh dammit, this is embarrassing... It *would* have to be a BRIT stuffing rats down his pantyhose and cramming roaches in his mouth...probably simultaneously. It *would* have to be a BRIT stuffing a pillow with belly-button pickings. No wonder I emigrated. On the other hand...
 
2001-09-28 11:39:49 PM  
i thought it was roach eating there for a second.

:D
 
2001-09-29 01:08:04 AM  
One's a world record as far as I'm concerned.
 
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