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2010-03-22 09:38:22 PM  

jimi32


A butcher is 5' 10" tall, what does he weigh?


Meat?
 
2010-03-22 09:38:27 PM  

Veteran of the Cola Wars: Here is the trouble with skinny girls.

Bones. And hard places. And sharp poking bits. Plus, they are fragile looking.

There are certain activities that one should engage in enthusiastically. Hard and hot, fast and heavy, a good and proper shagging. Difficult to do that with a skinny girl, out of the fear of breaking her in two or possibly breaking your own penis by slamming it into a bit of pelvic bone or something else. Or you're getting into the wild freaky circus sex and going at it like mad animals and her hip bones are sticking right out of her asscheeks and stabbing you in your hips with every thrust. No thanks. Or mashing your balls against her pelvic bone or hips. YEOUCH. A woman should be soft, well padded, squishy in all the right places, solidly well built, and well able to play rough, no holding back.

Also, when throwing a woman down on the kitchen table and shagging her silly, with every thrust you shouldn't hear her pelvis clattering against the wood of the table, that noise will throw off your rhythm and ruin your ride. It should be a soft well muffled thud, not a loud THUMP THUMP THUMP. The floor as well, pulling her down to the floor for a good shagging should be a pleasurable sort of thing, you shouldn't hear about her whining later that her hip bones are bruised from banging into the floor.

Ask your self this... What is more comfortable to rest upon? A wooden church pew or an overstuffed couch?

And yes, a good and proper shag will do away with almost any sort of issue a woman has about being plus sized. If she starts to worry if something makes her look big, the proper response is to rip said item off of her and jump her bones, saying nothing.


I cant speak for all the women...but he's got it right. There's something to be said about wild rabid monkey sex to make a woman feel sexy. And wanted.
 
2010-03-22 09:38:37 PM  
Knucklepopper [recently expired TotalFark] Quote 2010-03-22 09:35:47 PM
This is the perfect thread to ask a question of everyone.
I started dating a woman who refuses to tell me how much she weighs.
Mind you, she's no fatty. She's absolutely gorgeous with an hour-glass shape and ginormous proud, jutting breasts that at 36 years old, defy gravity like A-cups on a teenager.
But it's driving me crazy not knowing how much she weighs (mostly her refusal to tell me drives me nuts).
Now then, she is 5'8" and her measurements are: 38-29-38.
How much does she weigh?

We require pictures. Many pictures. Yes, we . . . uh . . .need to examine the evidence to reach a sound conclusion.
 
2010-03-22 09:38:41 PM  

MBA Whore: Women: I have a question / theory that I would like for you to examine. I could be wrong, but would love some Farkette input.

My theory: The reason women (in general, I am sure exceptions exist) are so freaked about their appearance is because for a woman, her appearance grants her power. I know that sounds horrible but listen. In a nutshell, this is what I propose: That muscles are to men what looks are to women. Both act as traditional sources of power and status.

When a woman is concerned about her looks, it isn't necessarily to please men or women, but is usually about how her looks impact her social and interpersonal power.

Let's face it, boobs and legs are really powerful.

/ peer review ?


All I know is looking good = free beer when I go out. I don't care much about my "powers" above that.
 
2010-03-22 09:39:01 PM  

Knucklepopper: This is the perfect thread to ask a question of everyone.
I started dating a woman who refuses to tell me how much she weighs.
Mind you, she's no fatty. She's absolutely gorgeous with an hour-glass shape and ginormous proud, jutting breasts that at 36 years old, defy gravity like A-cups on a teenager.
But it's driving me crazy not knowing how much she weighs (mostly her refusal to tell me drives me nuts).
Now then, she is 5'8" and her measurements are: 38-29-38.
How much does she weigh?


Pour her a bath, measure the displacement.
 
2010-03-22 09:39:53 PM  

MBA Whore: We require pictures. Many pictures. Yes, we . . . uh . . .need to examine the evidence to reach a sound conclusion.


especially in revealing clothes, this assists in evaluating her density so we can guestimate her mass from her volume.
 
2010-03-22 09:40:11 PM  

Listerine: lots of fat farkers in this thread


I have a theory about this. It seems that fatty threads (and threads about relationships in general) attract a certain type of man-hating women. These women are desperate to prove to themselves that men are "shallow, useless, demanding, etc.", so they flock here to reinforce their beliefs. (Witness some of the comments above, that assumed that this was a fatty-bashing thread).

/Sad, really
 
2010-03-22 09:40:42 PM  
static.zooomr.com
 
2010-03-22 09:40:52 PM  

Englebert Slaptyback: jimi32

A butcher is 5' 10" tall, what does he weigh?


Meat?


img501.imageshack.us
 
2010-03-22 09:40:56 PM  

Witchydiva: Dude, we've been forced to stare at skinny biatches our entire lives. Give us more than a year to get used to seeing women who look like us in photoshoots before saying nothing will ever make us feel good about ourselves.

That said - all the whiney biatches who let photos of others make them feel bad need to grow a pair and learn how to have a good self-esteem.


I just want to be able to buy clothes that look decent on a woman with curves (that's not code for fat, boys). I end up wearing skirts a good amount of the time 'cause shopping for pants that work with my hips that don't look like crap is a headache. If getting designers to make samples for figures that aren't basically adolescent boys is what it takes, that works for me.

Self esteem via runway models be damned, I just want clothes that look decent.

Oh, and while I'm on that rant, why the F--K can't women have the same pant sizing system as men do, or at least something similar. Besides the fact that I have clothes in my closet in a huge range of sizes that all somehow fit me the same, I am freaking short and hemming shiat - especially jeans - gets old really damn fast.

Again, buying skirts helps, but I need at least one new pair of jeans and I am freaking dreading starting the search.
 
2010-03-22 09:41:35 PM  

Fano


Pour her a bath, measure the displacement.


As long as she can be completely submerged without causing the tub to overflow, that could work.


Assume a spherical woman of uniform density...
 
2010-03-22 09:42:19 PM  

Knucklepopper: This is the perfect thread to ask a question of everyone.
I started dating a woman who refuses to tell me how much she weighs.
Mind you, she's no fatty. She's absolutely gorgeous with an hour-glass shape and ginormous proud, jutting breasts that at 36 years old, defy gravity like A-cups on a teenager.
But it's driving me crazy not knowing how much she weighs (mostly her refusal to tell me drives me nuts).
Now then, she is 5'8" and her measurements are: 38-29-38.
How much does she weigh?


The next time you're banging her, flip her over so she's on top. Balance her on your hands, and press her up into the air. Drop her straight onto your throbbing man-javelin. If you do this correctly, she won't stop orgasming for about a week, AND the next time you're in the gym, you can use the bench press to accurately estimate her weight by comparison.

If you do it wrong, you will be immortalized with a FAIL tag on Fark, be written up in the medical literature as "severely broken penis", and she'll stomp out in an unsatisfied huff, never to return. But hey, you'll still get to guess at her weight in the gym.
 
2010-03-22 09:42:26 PM  

Knucklepopper: Now then, she is 5'8" and her measurements are: 38-29-38.
How much does she weigh?


Around 141 lbs?
 
2010-03-22 09:42:33 PM  

RamblinReck89: Women keep telling us men that we keep telling them to look like anorexic models. We keep telling them that we just like healthy girls and that a few extra pounds here and there really aren't that big of a deal. So where does this stuff come from? Other women and a one out of every ten thousand guys. Mostly other women though.


It's gay men in charge of the fashion industry that are the cause of this. They tell women to look like a pile of bones so that men get fed up with those anorexic girls and switch teams. It's all part of their nefarious plan to give everyone teh gay.

On a serious note, I agree generally, but the percentage of men who like the extreme skinny look is much higher than one out of 10,000. Even so, that's not the biggest problem. Even if all men agreed that the current "norm" is too skinny there would still be the issue of that ideal being broadcast constantly and from an early age.
 
2010-03-22 09:42:38 PM  
Oh, and there is a big, big difference between a big girl and a BIG girl.

Back when I was young and single, I found my eyes gazing at girls around a size 14 or so.

That's chunky and well proportioned, but not really fat.

Voluptuous I believe is a good word to describe women in that range.
 
2010-03-22 09:42:42 PM  

nacker: Take her on a helicopter ride, they'll weigh her right in front of you.


Wow; that'd be awesome.
 
2010-03-22 09:43:08 PM  

Englebert Slaptyback: Fano

Pour her a bath, measure the displacement.


As long as she can be completely submerged without causing the tub to overflow, that could work.


Assume a spherical woman of uniform density...


Make a horse rectangular to help with the math
 
2010-03-22 09:43:19 PM  
Ah one thing about living on a college campus. A very disproportionate percentage of the female population are of normal weight and show it off by wearing painted on spandex. And when it gets warm they wear mini-skirts and grand canyon cleavage shirts.


/The real world is going to be so much of a disappointment...
//I'm not fat and I have to be at the gym in 26 minutes(because the girls there wear even skimpier clothing)
 
2010-03-22 09:43:31 PM  

Englebert Slaptyback: Fano

Pour her a bath, measure the displacement.


As long as she can be completely submerged without causing the tub to overflow, that could work.



Or he could just ask the coroner later.
 
2010-03-22 09:43:40 PM  

Englebert Slaptyback: Assume a spherical woman of uniform density...


Aren't they all somewhat spherical and uniformly dense?

/ducks
/runs out of thread guarding groin
 
2010-03-22 09:44:24 PM  

jingks: Knucklepopper: Now then, she is 5'8" and her measurements are: 38-29-38.
How much does she weigh?

Around 141 lbs?


Dude, that was genius!
 
2010-03-22 09:45:22 PM  

jimi32: Knucklepopper: This is the perfect thread to ask a question of everyone.
I started dating a woman who refuses to tell me how much she weighs.
Mind you, she's no fatty. She's absolutely gorgeous with an hour-glass shape and ginormous proud, jutting breasts that at 36 years old, defy gravity like A-cups on a teenager.
But it's driving me crazy not knowing how much she weighs (mostly her refusal to tell me drives me nuts).
Now then, she is 5'8" and her measurements are: 38-29-38.
How much does she weigh?

A butcher is 5' 10" tall, what does he weigh?


Hee.

I'll bite. This will depend on muscle mass, frame and age, but I'll give you a range of 142-160, basing this on me. I am 5' 6 1/2", and 44 years old. I have a somewhat small frame. I am at my top winter weight; I will lose 15 lbs this spring, because that's how things work for me in an even year. I weigh 142, and am 36-29-39. By sometime in May, I will be 35-27-37, and will weigh about 127.
 
2010-03-22 09:46:08 PM  

Ginsbergs Ink: Veteran of the Cola Wars: Here is the trouble with skinny girls.

Bones. And hard places. And sharp poking bits. Plus, they are fragile looking.

There are certain activities that one should engage in enthusiastically. Hard and hot, fast and heavy, a good and proper shagging. Difficult to do that with a skinny girl, out of the fear of breaking her in two or possibly breaking your own penis by slamming it into a bit of pelvic bone or something else. Or you're getting into the wild freaky circus sex and going at it like mad animals and her hip bones are sticking right out of her asscheeks and stabbing you in your hips with every thrust. No thanks. Or mashing your balls against her pelvic bone or hips. YEOUCH. A woman should be soft, well padded, squishy in all the right places, solidly well built, and well able to play rough, no holding back.

Also, when throwing a woman down on the kitchen table and shagging her silly, with every thrust you shouldn't hear her pelvis clattering against the wood of the table, that noise will throw off your rhythm and ruin your ride. It should be a soft well muffled thud, not a loud THUMP THUMP THUMP. The floor as well, pulling her down to the floor for a good shagging should be a pleasurable sort of thing, you shouldn't hear about her whining later that her hip bones are bruised from banging into the floor.

Ask your self this... What is more comfortable to rest upon? A wooden church pew or an overstuffed couch?

And yes, a good and proper shag will do away with almost any sort of issue a woman has about being plus sized. If she starts to worry if something makes her look big, the proper response is to rip said item off of her and jump her bones, saying nothing.

I cant speak for all the women...but he's got it right. There's something to be said about wild rabid monkey sex to make a woman feel sexy. And wanted.


It works for a little while, but it never seems to stick. But, that's okay, because you can keep doing it every time she feels insecure. If that's wrong, I don't want to be right.
 
2010-03-22 09:46:18 PM  
I used to think that I wasn't that shallow and that what a woman weighed had little bearing on her attractiveness. I honestly believed this about me.

Then my wife lost 60 pounds. Va-va-voom! I feel like I've won the lottery!!!

/shallow, but has a wife that lost 60 pounds!
 
2010-03-22 09:46:27 PM  
Both women and men are judged on their looks. The judgment just has far more import for women than for men.
 
2010-03-22 09:46:47 PM  

lilistonic: I'll bite. This will depend on muscle mass, frame and age, but I'll give you a range of 142-160, basing this on me. I am 5' 6 1/2", and 44 years old. I have a somewhat small frame. I am at my top winter weight; I will lose 15 lbs this spring, because that's how things work for me in an even year. I weigh 142, and am 36-29-39. By sometime in May, I will be 35-27-37, and will weigh about 127.


You gain and lose ten percent of your weight every year? That's incredible!
 
2010-03-22 09:46:53 PM  

Postal Penguin: Ah one thing about living on a college campus. A very disproportionate percentage of the female population are of normal weight and show it off by wearing painted on spandex. And when it gets warm they wear mini-skirts and grand canyon cleavage shirts.


/The real world is going to be so much of a disappointment...
//I'm not fat and I have to be at the gym in 26 minutes(because the girls there wear even skimpier clothing)


I think I have a solution to your dilemma. Get a job on a college campus.

/I keep getting older, they stay the same age
 
2010-03-22 09:47:01 PM  

Knucklepopper: Dude, that was genius!


I just googled "5'8 38-29-38 weight height"... but thanks.
 
2010-03-22 09:47:08 PM  

Knucklepopper: jingks: Knucklepopper: Now then, she is 5'8" and her measurements are: 38-29-38.
How much does she weigh?

Around 141 lbs?

Dude, that was genius!


That's within an inch and within 5 pounds of what Mrs. Love Zombie measures. Of course, the wife, though the same chest measurement as the lovely in the link, isn't nearly as hilarously pneumatic. Just nicely jiggly.

/no, you can't see
//no, she wasn't homeschooled
 
2010-03-22 09:47:14 PM  

Veteran of the Cola Wars: Your opinion, much like mine, is utterly worthless.


Something we can agree both agree on!

Besides that, your original post quickly went from "mildly satirical and humorous" to "a tad violent and scary, and "written by a weirdo who gets all of his sex tips from violent porn."

Good luck with all that, and be careful. Your plus-sized wife is breakable, too.
 
2010-03-22 09:47:16 PM  

dahmers love zombie


Aren't they all somewhat spherical and uniformly dense?

/ducks
/runs out of thread guarding groin


He said that, not I - torches and pitchforks thataway, please.

*guards groin cautiously just in case*
 
2010-03-22 09:47:24 PM  

Chariset: It's just that "big" or "plus-sized" models don't look big. They make average-sized people like me think "Oh. She looks like a human being, so obviously she's advertising the 'extra jumbo' pantyhose.


Right, this. The "plus-sized" models are on the skinny side of healthy, sometimes a little thinner. Women see this "big" model and if they're at all bigger than she is - and they likely are seeing as they're still unusually thin - she'll think she's a disgusting obese blob.

If this is really about helping women with their self-image then they should stick with the "plus-sized" models and stop calling them "plus-sized."
 
2010-03-22 09:47:36 PM  

dead_dangler: Listerine: lots of fat farkers in this thread

I have a theory about this. It seems that fatty threads (and threads about relationships in general) attract a certain type of man-hating women. These women are desperate to prove to themselves that men are "shallow, useless, demanding, etc.", so they flock here to reinforce their beliefs. (Witness some of the comments above, that assumed that this was a fatty-bashing thread).

/Sad, really


Heh. Maybe I'm biased, but the men-hating women cavalry here on Fark seems to be completely and totally dwarfed by the women-hating men contingent.

sgnilward: Knucklepopper: This is the perfect thread to ask a question of everyone.
I started dating a woman who refuses to tell me how much she weighs.
Mind you, she's no fatty. She's absolutely gorgeous with an hour-glass shape and ginormous proud, jutting breasts that at 36 years old, defy gravity like A-cups on a teenager.
But it's driving me crazy not knowing how much she weighs (mostly her refusal to tell me drives me nuts).
Now then, she is 5'8" and her measurements are: 38-29-38.
How much does she weigh?

200 and who cares? stop asking, it doesn't farking matter.

Never ask a woman her weight.
You look like a dick, and you might not be secure enough for the answer.


This.

Besides, she might not even know (or might think it's rather stupid for you to ask anyhow). When it's not winter I couldn't even tell you what I weigh. I only keep track when I have to actively go to the damn gym to work out, and I check mainly for motivation. During the spring/summer I'm active enough (and filling up on vegetables and fruit from the garden) that I can tell from my clothes I'm losing weight and rarely bother to find out how much.
 
2010-03-22 09:48:33 PM  

lilistonic: jimi32: Knucklepopper: This is the perfect thread to ask a question of everyone.
I started dating a woman who refuses to tell me how much she weighs.
Mind you, she's no fatty. She's absolutely gorgeous with an hour-glass shape and ginormous proud, jutting breasts that at 36 years old, defy gravity like A-cups on a teenager.
But it's driving me crazy not knowing how much she weighs (mostly her refusal to tell me drives me nuts).
Now then, she is 5'8" and her measurements are: 38-29-38.
How much does she weigh?

A butcher is 5' 10" tall, what does he weigh?

Hee.

I'll bite. This will depend on muscle mass, frame and age, but I'll give you a range of 142-160, basing this on me. I am 5' 6 1/2", and 44 years old. I have a somewhat small frame. I am at my top winter weight; I will lose 15 lbs this spring, because that's how things work for me in an even year. I weigh 142, and am 36-29-39. By sometime in May, I will be 35-27-37, and will weigh about 127.


Roughly size 12 to 14.
 
2010-03-22 09:48:35 PM  

Postal Penguin: Ah one thing about living on a college campus. A very disproportionate percentage of the female population are of normal weight and show it off by wearing painted on spandex. And when it gets warm they wear mini-skirts and grand canyon cleavage shirts.


/The real world is going to be so much of a disappointment...
//I'm not fat and I have to be at the gym in 26 minutes(because the girls there wear even skimpier clothing)


I would like to thank whoever started the trend of hot college girls wearing just a pair of spandex leggings that are so tight you can see, well, pretty much everything.
 
2010-03-22 09:49:47 PM  
Oh god, not the frisky. I think that's the site that someone linked on a major news site that had the list of friends you need to make by age 30 article. It was so godawful that the comments were 100% critical and asked abc (I think it was) never to link that crap again.

Was this also the site that had people biatching about how Liz Lemon on 30Rock keeps getting called ugly by the other characters? And how unfair that is to women because Tiny Fey is really cute and they are setting unfair standards for all women waaaahhh? THAT'S THE JOKE.

So glad I'm not a woman, that these flakes would end up representing my gender. Instead we guys have ... I dunno, stupid sites like Engadget and ESPN.com I suppose.
 
2010-03-22 09:49:56 PM  
Duh.

Women are insecure. Period.
 
2010-03-22 09:50:02 PM  

Baryogenesis: Postal Penguin: Ah one thing about living on a college campus. A very disproportionate percentage of the female population are of normal weight and show it off by wearing painted on spandex. And when it gets warm they wear mini-skirts and grand canyon cleavage shirts.


/The real world is going to be so much of a disappointment...
//I'm not fat and I have to be at the gym in 26 minutes(because the girls there wear even skimpier clothing)

I would like to thank whoever started the trend of hot college girls wearing just a pair of spandex leggings that are so tight you can see, well, pretty much everything.


Here you go (new window)

Well, they at least helped.
 
2010-03-22 09:50:31 PM  
When we recognize that they thrive on insecurity, and stop watching the idiot box, the rest of us have a chance at getting our share of success and prosperity.
 
2010-03-22 09:52:09 PM  

StreetlightInTheGhetto: I end up wearing skirts a good amount of the time 'cause shopping for pants that work with my hips that don't look like crap is a headache.


I have the sudden urge to high-five a gay fashion designer. Not that they'd get it.

/loves skirts
 
2010-03-22 09:54:27 PM  

jagec: StreetlightInTheGhetto: I end up wearing skirts a good amount of the time 'cause shopping for pants that work with my hips that don't look like crap is a headache.

I have the sudden urge to high-five a gay fashion designer. Not that they'd get it.

/loves skirts


They just might.
 
2010-03-22 09:55:19 PM  

Knucklepopper: lilistonic: I'll bite. This will depend on muscle mass, frame and age, but I'll give you a range of 142-160, basing this on me. I am 5' 6 1/2", and 44 years old. I have a somewhat small frame. I am at my top winter weight; I will lose 15 lbs this spring, because that's how things work for me in an even year. I weigh 142, and am 36-29-39. By sometime in May, I will be 35-27-37, and will weigh about 127.

You gain and lose ten percent of your weight every year? That's incredible!


Every other year since about 2004. It sucks. I am developing arthritis in my spine, and I have this asthma that's terrible in winter, so until we get rich and move to Arizona or whatever, I'm able to battle it off hard once I work up to it, but then it slowly comes back. I have to work something out, clearly, because it's not a good thing. (And also, I did have that very thin person esteem that I kind of need to get from something else, yet I cannot give into the idea that I'd just continue to unceasingly grow larger because of pain.)
 
2010-03-22 09:55:26 PM  
The biggest problem with plus sized women is the 'innie' hoo-ha that develops as the fupa crowds in around the labia.
 
2010-03-22 09:55:35 PM  
Knucklepopper: This is the perfect thread to ask a question of everyone.
I started dating a woman who refuses to tell me how much she weighs.
Mind you, she's no fatty. She's absolutely gorgeous with an hour-glass shape and ginormous proud, jutting breasts that at 36 years old, defy gravity like A-cups on a teenager.
But it's driving me crazy not knowing how much she weighs (mostly her refusal to tell me drives me nuts).
Now then, she is 5'8" and her measurements are: 38-29-38.
How much does she weigh?


I'm 5'8.5" and I'm 34-32-39 and weigh 141. On a good day I'm 143 so I'll venture a guess here and say maybe 145?
 
2010-03-22 09:56:35 PM  

Bacontastesgood: Oh god, not the frisky. I think that's the site that someone linked on a major news site that had the list of friends you need to make by age 30 article. It was so godawful that the comments were 100% critical and asked abc (I think it was) never to link that crap again.

Was this also the site that had people biatching about how Liz Lemon on 30Rock keeps getting called ugly by the other characters? And how unfair that is to women because Tiny Fey is really cute and they are setting unfair standards for all women waaaahhh? THAT'S THE JOKE.

So glad I'm not a woman, that these flakes would end up representing my gender. Instead we guys have ... I dunno, stupid sites like Engadget and ESPN.com I suppose.


www.neg9.com

You know, her food obsession isn't as endearing as she thinks. It's like being in a Cathy comic that just WON'T END.

Speaking of 30 Rock, I was kind of bemused at all the minor internet rage at the Porn-For-Women thing during the last episode. It was an easy out, but the scene with the executives was the brilliant part of it that no one seemed to notice...

And as a woman, I just try to ignore that crap. Along with pretty much anything geared directly 'toward women' and Jezebel to boot (the horror, the horror). There's still a lot of equality-catching-up to do, but they're really, really, really, REALLY not helping.

/hot's the joke
 
2010-03-22 09:57:20 PM  

StreetlightInTheGhetto: Baryogenesis: Postal Penguin: Ah one thing about living on a college campus. A very disproportionate percentage of the female population are of normal weight and show it off by wearing painted on spandex. And when it gets warm they wear mini-skirts and grand canyon cleavage shirts.


/The real world is going to be so much of a disappointment...
//I'm not fat and I have to be at the gym in 26 minutes(because the girls there wear even skimpier clothing)

I would like to thank whoever started the trend of hot college girls wearing just a pair of spandex leggings that are so tight you can see, well, pretty much everything.

Here you go (new window)

Well, they at least helped.


Oh man, the automatic slide show opened with their children's collection and I was about to ask if you needed a seat over there.
 
2010-03-22 09:57:48 PM  

Englebert Slaptyback: jimi32

A butcher is 5' 10" tall, what does he weigh?


Meat?


scrapetv.com
I like you
 
2010-03-22 09:57:58 PM  
The gradual increase in the average weight of Americans has distorted what we normally think of as "healthy weight". The women in that article are obviously QUITE overweight, but since we're so used to seeing 350 pound behemoths around every corner these days, the 180 pound sub-behemoth is probably "average"---which to some people means "fine".


And yes, I fully expect to see someone respond with the picture of the "I would NOT hit it" guy.....
 
2010-03-22 09:58:14 PM  

way south: Wanna know the secret, ladies?
Most men don't give a damn what you look like once your nude.
/If they do, your standards are too high.


This. and if they do care, put your clothes back on. Problem solved.

jingks: Knucklepopper: Now then, she is 5'8" and her measurements are: 38-29-38.
How much does she weigh?

Around 141 lbs?


That's about my size. I weigh 145.

Yeah, we don't all weigh 125. And that's why she won't tell you-because women lie about their weight so much that guys think anyone over 130 is an Orca.

And why do you care, anyway? I can just see you whipping out the.....tape measure for your important research.

/No Orca either. Muscles, baby.
 
2010-03-22 09:58:57 PM  
Dammit, why in the hell didn't someone tell me there was a fatty thread! I have email for a reason you losers! Fatty threads are one of the very few pleasures in my life. Oh and all you TFettes need to drop the fork and hit the gym and stop waddling to the Golden Corral!
 
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