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2010-03-22 02:25:01 PM
That's entirely bush league stuff.
 
2010-03-22 03:08:14 PM
Quit trying to smear this man's name. That he may have committed a crime is pure speculum.
 
2010-03-22 03:09:56 PM
That doctor had a lot of branches.
 
2010-03-22 03:10:03 PM
Came for the vagina jokes

/leaving very satisfied
 
2010-03-22 03:11:42 PM
That man is heading down a very slippery slope...
 
2010-03-22 03:13:29 PM
www.freakrings.com
 
JJR
2010-03-22 03:16:10 PM
The proctologist who was just downstairs, saw the whole thing.
 
2010-03-22 03:17:56 PM
He went to the gyno to get wood? There is a gaping hole in his logic.
 
2010-03-22 03:18:42 PM
Security cameras toppled a Spring Hill man's plan to purloin a palm tree from a gynecologist's office Sunday, authorities say.

/got nuthin'
 
2010-03-22 03:20:27 PM
So the tree had a lo-jack? How in the Fark did they track him down. Checking out the security tapes the Gyno said, "Hey! that's Chuck! He comes in here all the time!"
 
2010-03-22 03:22:14 PM
Yes, but did he get the five sisters?
 
2010-03-22 03:23:17 PM
The palm tree cost a $1000?! WTF! Did it have an once of pot in it?
 
2010-03-22 03:23:52 PM
He was just looking for a date
 
2010-03-22 03:25:39 PM
Palm trees... like very heavily harried palms?

/Floridian
 
2010-03-22 03:25:46 PM
Gynecologist don't believe in bushes?
 
2010-03-22 03:26:11 PM
Did he take the whole mound the tree was on, too?
 
2010-03-22 03:30:22 PM
Was it a Royal FacePalm..?
 
2010-03-22 03:33:07 PM
That story failed to deliver.
 
2010-03-22 03:36:49 PM
They couldn't have come up with a better name than My Gynecologist? Is that like My Little Pony or My Buddy? Awful.
 
2010-03-22 03:38:06 PM
WickedZombie: They couldn't have come up with a better name than My Gynecologist? Is that like My Little Pony or My Buddy? Awful.

Maybe it was the reporter's gynecologist.
 
2010-03-22 03:43:52 PM
WickedZombie: They couldn't have come up with a better name than My Gynecologist? Is that like My Little Pony or My Buddy? Awful.

Palm trees? In my gynecologist?
 
2010-03-22 03:44:23 PM
He could see the forest through the trees erm...bush.

/giggity
 
2010-03-22 03:44:47 PM
Palm tree theft: Serious business!
 
2010-03-22 03:49:33 PM
People steal anything not chained or nailed down around here.

Don't want something? Leave it outside overnight.
 
2010-03-22 03:55:17 PM
Wow, he really knows how to stirrup some trouble.
 
2010-03-22 03:55:57 PM
You'd think a gynecologist would have pussy willow trees decorating their office, not palm trees. Those would decorate the office of a.. an... um...what's a hand doctor called?
 
2010-03-22 03:58:09 PM
WickedZombie: They couldn't have come up with a better name than My Gynecologist? Is that like My Little Pony or My Buddy? Awful.

Well, the original name was My Pussy Doctor. But too many people were bringing in their cats.
 
2010-03-22 03:59:28 PM
schattenteufel: You'd think a gynecologist would have pussy willow trees decorating their office, not palm trees. Those would decorate the office of a.. an... um...what's a hand doctor called?

If he stole a pussy willow, they would have wanted signs all over the coontree.
 
2010-03-22 04:02:04 PM
RuckBreaksScissors:

How does second place feel?
 
2010-03-22 04:02:10 PM
RuckBreaksScissors: schattenteufel: You'd think a gynecologist would have pussy willow trees decorating their office, not palm trees. Those would decorate the office of a.. an... um...what's a hand doctor called?

If he stole a pussy willow, they would have wanted signs all over the coontree.


really? coon gets substituted? That's just weird.
 
2010-03-22 04:04:29 PM
I call shenanigans. My gyno rarely uses his palm.


/going to the ob-gyn is quite a tree-t
 
2010-03-22 04:07:44 PM
The Cuban Gynecologist used car salesman. Yes it is Florida.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7b5CKSqlz60

a selfie copy and paste or highlight and control click OS X
 
2010-03-22 04:18:39 PM
sab6300: RuckBreaksScissors:

How does second place feel?


Confusing.
 
2010-03-22 04:21:19 PM
Man tries to stealsnatch palm trees from gynecologist.

ftfy, subby
 
2010-03-22 04:31:49 PM
ebell: Maybe it was the reporter's gynecologist.

Ehrm. No.

Link (new window)

"For all the cycles of a woman's life." So much funny on that site.
 
2010-03-22 04:36:10 PM
www.movieforum.com

Ensign Pullver approves. Capt. Morton, however, does not.
 
2010-03-22 06:01:09 PM
Came for the Ens. Pulver references and leaves satisfied.
 
2010-03-22 06:11:21 PM
Thats an 827: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7b5CKSqlz60

is that the right one?? when did Fla, change its abbrevation to NC?

/Epic Fail?
//High Point NC.......
 
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