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2010-03-22 01:01:23 PM
Do they suspect fowl play?
 
2010-03-22 02:23:52 PM
Spray Painted Chickens would be an interesting band name.
 
2010-03-22 03:06:36 PM
"I don't think any of them are just chickens. I think every creature has a right to have a decent life and this was just harassment, and they didn't deserve it," said rehabilitator Beth McMaster.

Someone needs a good cock...
 
2010-03-22 03:07:00 PM
TTIWWOP
 
2010-03-22 03:09:30 PM
What spray painted foul may look like:

img.thesun.co.uk

/hot like.... not hot.
 
2010-03-22 03:10:30 PM
army green was no safe bet
 
2010-03-22 03:14:09 PM
Scott? ....Jason?
 
2010-03-22 03:17:52 PM
Tag, you're lunch
 
2010-03-22 03:23:49 PM
Those crazy chickens! Next is the toga party!
 
2010-03-22 03:27:13 PM
farm3.static.flickr.com

Viva revolution!
 
2010-03-22 03:31:44 PM
Congrats, you crazy college kids. That took a lot of pluck.
 
2010-03-22 03:32:02 PM
Amok amok amok amok amok!
 
2010-03-22 03:33:19 PM
fowl?
pinkrenaissance.files.wordpress.com

more fowl?
www.kidzworld.com
almost afraid to post this one

step 1: how to spray paint your chicken
media.rd.com
 
2010-03-22 03:34:41 PM
kendelrio: What spray painted foul may look like:

/hot like.... not hot.


Thanks for that - I practically choked trying to avoid spasms of laughter and horror in the middle of the office.

+1 internets to you, good sir... you win this round.
 
2010-03-22 03:35:00 PM
syrynxx: Do they suspect fowl play?

Over in one.
 
2010-03-22 03:35:40 PM
kendelrio: What spray painted foul may look like:



/hot like.... not hot.


Tubgirl! She's back!
 
2010-03-22 03:40:32 PM
TypoFlyspray: syrynxx: Do they suspect fowl play?

Over in one.


No, too obvious.
 
2010-03-22 03:43:45 PM
maybe they blue themselves

www.cantstopthebleeding.com
 
2010-03-22 03:44:31 PM
Send this guy after them, problem solved.

img405.imageshack.us

/imageshack'd
 
2010-03-22 03:45:40 PM
Oh, so that's where KU's real basketball team went.
 
2010-03-22 03:48:43 PM
if they had chopped off the chickens heads, plucked them, had a BBQ with beans and baked potatoes, it would have been ok. Stupid kids
 
2010-03-22 03:50:39 PM
They're doing it wrong!!!

I don't want to sound old, but- This is only 1/2 of how this prank is supposed to be played.

You are supposed to:
1) Paint numbers on the sides of 8 chickens.
2) Make these numbers go from 1 to 10, skipping two numbers at random.
3) Release the chickens in the school's library.
4) Watch for days as they try to find the two missing chickens!


Now who wants to learn about how to ruin someone's car with popcorn???
 
2010-03-22 03:50:51 PM
www.post-gazette.com

meh
 
2010-03-22 03:57:45 PM
So choking the chicken isn't the only way to turn it blue anymore?
 
WGJ
2010-03-22 04:09:22 PM
Chickens are a dirty bird.

They eat with their pecker.
 
2010-03-22 04:13:47 PM
Ok, I know of at least 4 CMU farkers from the Pittsburgh Fark Parties, any which of was more than capable of doing this.

Fess up, guys (and girl). Which one of you pulled this off?
 
2010-03-22 04:16:40 PM
My alma mater FTW
 
2010-03-22 04:23:56 PM
The chickens went into a murderous frenzy?
 
2010-03-22 04:28:24 PM
"I don't think any of them are just chickens. I think every creature has a right to have a decent life and this was just harassment, and they didn't deserve it," said rehabilitator Beth McMaster.

I don't think of them as just chickens either, I think of them as lunch & dinner...mostly I think of them being delicious with the right condiment.
 
2010-03-22 04:41:23 PM
For a senior prank at a local high school in the suburbs, some of the kids got three pigs and spray painted them with the numbers 1, 3 & 4. They greased up the pigs and let them loose on different floors of the high school.

Hilarity ensues while the security guards tries to wrangle up the greased pigs (Cue Willie). They cancel class and all of the students go home while they kept searching for pig #2.

Cool story, bro.
 
2010-03-22 04:47:05 PM
It is better to get three pigs, and spray paint the numbers 1,2 & 4 on the sides.

Plus, it's easier to spray paint a pig than it is a chicken.
 
2010-03-22 04:49:27 PM
I can't seem to face up to the facts
I'm tense and nervous and I can't relax
This Colonel Sanders job is gettin' me down
A crazy chicken chasing me all over town

CHORUS:
Psycho Chicken--what the fark?
Bwak bwak bwak bwaaak bwak bwak bwak bwak bwaaak bwak
Better run run run run run run run away...
 
2010-03-22 04:50:03 PM
Amok Amok Amok
1.bp.blogspot.com
 
2010-03-22 05:19:03 PM
Meh.
 
2010-03-22 05:48:23 PM
Leeds: They're doing it wrong!!!

I don't want to sound old, but- This is only 1/2 of how this prank is supposed to be played.

You are supposed to:
1) Paint numbers on the sides of 8 chickens.
2) Make these numbers go from 1 to 10, skipping two numbers at random.
3) Release the chickens in the school's library.
4) Watch for days as they try to find the two missing chickens!

Now who wants to learn about how to ruin someone's car with popcorn???


came here to say this, glad it was covered, carry on
 
2010-03-22 06:07:33 PM
Leeds: Now who wants to learn about how to ruin someone's car with popcorn???

I do. Do tell.
 
2010-03-23 08:27:56 AM
I have a horrible prank I've thought up, but have never done...

The opportunity just requires someone leaving their car unlocked.

Take a plastic drop cloth, open all the car doors and then close the plastic in the top of three of the four doors so that the plastic makes a hammock.

Then, pour some milk or something else that will get horrible sitting in a hot car onto the drop cloth.

Next, make sure the last corner is pulled tight and shut the door on it.

Last major step go around each door and carefully trim any plastic hanging out so there's nothing to grab.

Finally, sit out of sight and wonder how your soul ever got so black.

I've come up with a bunch of creative pranks that I have done, but none would have stacked up to this one. And sidenote: a friend was driving by BlockBuster and saw his friend just pulling in with his jeep - he did a quick u-turn grabbed his tool box and removed the seats from the jeep and drove away - I thought that was a good one. Although the guy did call the cops thinking he was robbed.
 
2010-03-23 11:49:20 AM
abmoraz: Ok, I know of at least 4 CMU farkers from the Pittsburgh Fark Parties, any which of was more than capable of doing this.

Fess up, guys (and girl). Which one of you pulled this off?


I knew which school before I clicked the link. Though, I was hanging out with some of them Friday.
 
2010-03-23 03:08:04 PM
Sin_City_Superhero: Leeds: Now who wants to learn about how to ruin someone's car with popcorn???

I do. Do tell.


Fair enough:

Pop their hood, open the radiator cap and dump in unpopped popcorn. Then screw the cap back on and close the lid. TaDaa!!!

Now when they next run their car, the engine will heat up as it always does. The difference is that once it's up to temperature, the hot water from the engine will be swapped out with the cold water in the radiator. Then as the kernels heat up they explode, taking their radiator with it.

Ahh to be a kid again...
 
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