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(ABC)   Researchers help mice obtain erections. Minnie ecstatic   (story.news.yahoo.com) divider line 46
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2003-04-28 08:33:13 PM  
Due to her cross-species philandering ways, Minnie doesn't know who fathered her last child. Word is that he's a real rat bastard.
 
2003-04-28 10:42:33 PM  
I told you she was farking Goofy!
 
2003-04-29 12:50:59 AM  
Still no cure for cancer...
 
2003-04-29 12:52:38 AM  
She doesn't need help. Look at Goofy's son Max and tell me Minnie isn't the mother. Trust me, I see them all every day. And Minnie has no bed in her house, so where does she sleep? And she has an awful lot of Goofy stuff in her house. I think Mickey just needs to wise up.
 
2003-04-29 12:54:10 AM  
I don't remember reading anything about a mouse in that article...

-gabe
 
2003-04-29 12:54:33 AM  
I think Mickey's a closet homosexual, and there's just an understanding with Minnie.
 
2003-04-29 12:54:39 AM  
It's a small weener after all
 
2003-04-29 12:55:23 AM  
I thought that said Mini-Me and actually laughed. That guy has to have a farking light switch in his pants.
 
2003-04-29 12:55:32 AM  
Cor.... Chief. You're erect.



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2003-04-29 12:55:47 AM  
Wow, Minnie must be a real slut.

$10 for whoever gets minnie pictures up!
 
2003-04-29 12:55:53 AM  
*makes reference to hitchiker's guide*

*receives praise beyond measure*
 
2003-04-29 12:56:04 AM  
BB Bishy stole my line!

once again, i note with frustration the constant concern with erections and not enough with birth control. grrrr.
 
2003-04-29 12:56:58 AM  
reminds me of yesterday's Family Guy...
 
2003-04-29 12:58:26 AM  
still no cure for cancer?
 
2003-04-29 12:58:33 AM  
There's a Family Guy reference in there somewhere...
 
2003-04-29 12:58:55 AM  
EM - EYE - SEE,
KAY - EE - WHY -

EM - OWE - YOU - ES - EE.

Thank you, thank you...
 
2003-04-29 12:59:07 AM  
sh*t should of read previous comments. Got too excited.
 
2003-04-29 01:00:35 AM  
DAMN YOU IROCKALOT! I wanted to be first to say something about Family Guy...
 
2003-04-29 01:01:19 AM  
This is related because a bat in french is a "chauve-souris" while a mouse in french is a "souris". And now without further ado...the pic...



You're welcome.
 
2003-04-29 01:01:41 AM  
Mickey_21
And is Minnie_21 ecstatic?
 
2003-04-29 01:02:04 AM  
once again, i note with frustration the constant concern with erections and not enough with birth control. grrrr.

Hey guys, let's cut Kitten_b off for a month and see how frustrated she gets.
 
2003-04-29 01:02:26 AM  
 
2003-04-29 01:02:43 AM  
Isn't that bat nsfw? Or... or is bestiality kosher or something?
 
2003-04-29 01:04:27 AM  
Zenjestre, no more NSFW than the article itself.
 
2003-04-29 01:04:58 AM  
Nice Baron..
 
2003-04-29 01:05:50 AM  
Hmm. mice erections.. do they have tiny tv's for mice porn.. some video's maybe.. Entice the female mice with their "cheesy" ways.. lol

/tired, cold medicine kicking in..
 
2003-04-29 01:05:57 AM  
I wish I was hung like a bat.
 
2003-04-29 01:08:09 AM  
ah, young fart, so witty...
 
2003-04-29 01:11:55 AM  

I am batman, hear me squeak
 
2003-04-29 01:22:47 AM  
Hey Grivas, As the trusty sidekick Penfold says, "Crumbs, Chief, ya gotta love DangerMouse!"
 
2003-04-29 01:37:43 AM  
Wow...rats (not mice!) stay erect with the help of a tens unit and farkers can't read. Still no cure for the eductional system nor for cancer.
 
2003-04-29 01:52:37 AM  
I like the large Farking text, with my Glocoma and Mascular Degeneration combined with my Myopia, lazy eye and coke bottle glasses plus being blind in one eye, and the night vision thingy. That and the cheap monitor and my 100 year old home electrical system and the red light from Kenny Rodger's Chicken beaming through my drapes, the larger text has made me proud to live in the United States of America. Lets send Democracy to more countries and tear down more statues, the statues look cool when they are toppled. Maybe we could take over Iran and topple more statues, heh, heh, heh. But I digress.
 
2003-04-29 01:53:43 AM  
Rats need erections now, right?
In the headline it said mice.. didnt read article, my bad
 
2003-04-29 02:38:47 AM  
...still no cure for squirriels.

 
2003-04-29 02:39:21 AM  
From the makers of VIAGRA...its new VIAGRA:Cheese Flavor...thats right enjoy the funtionality of viagra along with a cheese taste. try chedder,mozzarella,gouda,parmesan,and coming soon swiss!
ask your pharmacy..
**warning may cause loss of hair and genitals, may only work for small furry rodents
 
2003-04-29 02:52:41 AM  
Hmm. I find it amusing that a GIS for "mouse penis" comes up with a pic of Janet Reno as the first hit.

...Err, or, uhh, so a friend told me. Ahem.
 
2003-04-29 02:53:31 AM  


I don't get the connection, though.
 
2003-04-29 03:10:53 AM  
Who's going to be the first idiot to mention Richard Gere? ...D'oh!
 
2003-04-29 03:54:12 AM  
Was I the only kid in the 80's watching these cartoon re-runs?
 
2003-04-29 03:59:47 AM  


Shouldn't that be Stiffy??
 
2003-04-29 04:22:28 AM  
'Hung like a mouse' is no longer an insult apparently.
 
2003-04-29 09:59:55 AM  
Forget about cancer even. Where's the cure for various female-specific maladies? Pretty much the only thing that goes wrong for males reproductively is 1) prostate cancer and 2) impotence, and they're studying the crap out of those and have made huge *snerk* advances. Ladies have many more reproductive things to be afflicted with. I don't remember reading about any of them in studies recently.

Someone please prove me wrong. Ugh.
 
2003-04-29 11:01:29 AM  
Yeah, that scene in Family Guy was highly disturbing. That show rules.
 
2003-04-29 04:44:21 PM  
Researchers help mice obtain erections.
Does anyone else here have visions of busty ladies in lab coats (and little else) manually stimulating the mice while the watch mouse pr0n? Or maybe tiny little fluffers? Maybe it's just me.
 
2003-04-30 07:13:05 AM  
I thought mice could get erections on their own?
 
2003-04-30 05:24:28 PM  
Okay, Lookanematode, I'll bite.

Here's a book on the advances in Endometriosis:

http://www.amazon.co.uk/exec/obidos/ASIN/1850709017/026-9636049-5007648

Here's some history on the progress on advances in Endometriosis:

http://www.ourstolenfuture.org/NewScience/reproduction/Endometriosis/endometri osis.htm

Maybe the problem is more about the fact that there are so FEW issues with male reproduction that progress is significant. Or maybe there have been NO advances in history for male reproduction issues, yet there has been a great emphasis on the women's arena.

Or not. :)
 
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