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2003-04-29 12:29:54 AM
Mom!?!?
 
2003-04-29 12:30:29 AM
An eye for an eye...
 
2003-04-29 12:33:20 AM
I used to drive cab. Damned if I didn't want to assault a goodly number of fares with bleach. And a good stiff brush.
 
2003-04-29 12:40:10 AM
This woman wouldn't happen to be related to one of Running With Scissors' programming team? Those sick bastards did make Postal 2, after all, and they're based down there.
 
2003-04-29 12:43:43 AM
04-29-03 12:40:10 AM Zen_Monkey

This woman wouldn't happen to be related to one of Running With Scissors' programming team? Those sick bastards did make Postal 2, after all, and they're based down there.


that's the sort of useless computer potato trivia that is the true sign of a member of the "future heart attack victims before the age of 45 association of america." fellow FHAVBTAOFFAOA member and avid computer user, i salute you. now ... time to go to the gas station for dinner.
 
2003-04-29 12:43:56 AM
The moral of the story?
If you're gonna melt the face of a salamander, don't use Kool-aid even if it means you can squeeze butter out of a monkey.

By the way, I'll probably be pulling this crap a few more times (not in this thread), but I promise to do it quite sparingly. Oh, and if you start getting sick of it, just let me know.
 
2003-04-29 12:44:36 AM
Probably an Ignorant American who continues to attack Sikhs (East-Indians who wear turbans, i.e. not Muslim), Arabs, and other "middle-eastern" looking men.

BTW: a number of Sikhs who wear turbans have been killed since Sep 11 and they have nothing to do with Muslims or Arabs. Sikhs can't board planse, ride trains, drive trucks, and, now, apparently drive cabs anymore.

That same traditional over reaction is now happening to anyone who looks "chinese" because of SARS.

That's why people don't attack Canada - we don't treat minorities badly in this country. But, when we have to fight, we KICK ASS! We kicked ass in WW1, WW2, and, we burned the white house down at one time too (when American attacked us). Just trying to point out we aren't the like the French. Nobody likes to be like the French :-)

Don't get too mad with this rant America - we still buy McDonalds, drive Fords, use GE light bulbs and grow your Bud for you.
 
2003-04-29 12:48:13 AM
Nihil8r

Praise be to FHAVBTAOFFAOA!
 
2003-04-29 12:49:12 AM
White people are better taxi drivers anyway. The driver should be happy. Micheal Jackson paid shiate loads to have this done.
 
2003-04-29 12:51:07 AM
Mswat

People don't attack Canada because there's just nothing of interest there. What would anyone stand to gain by attacking Canada, for heaven's sake?
 
2003-04-29 12:54:05 AM
Moleman

Maple syrup...lots of it
 
2003-04-29 01:01:13 AM
WTF?! Crazy biatch!!!
 
2003-04-29 01:01:38 AM
That's right! Don't mess with us or we'll come down there and club your seals!
 
2003-04-29 01:03:13 AM
Just watched the news...the cops got her.
 
2003-04-29 01:09:08 AM
Go Wildcats!

Bear Down.
 
2003-04-29 01:10:06 AM
Aw come on.

At least use lighter fluid.


You can tell it's a slow day in the news when...
 
2003-04-29 01:12:10 AM
Taxi drivers do always seem to have those dark spots on their faces...
I dunno. Maybe I shouldn't have stared at the sun.
 
2003-04-29 01:12:16 AM
 
2003-04-29 01:13:14 AM
why is there a strange tag and a weird tag?
 
2003-04-29 01:16:05 AM
What has this world turned into? Women such as her should be home, using that bleach to wash my clothes damnit! haha, j/k.

Mswat, just because some Americans are ignorant bigots doesn't mean all of them are. I don't assume that all Canadiens are Inuit, or pasty-white French-Crapian fairys, even though several are.
 
2003-04-29 01:20:07 AM
Just_the_Claps

Weird is just a little weirder than strange. Or maybe it's the other way around.
 
2003-04-29 01:22:01 AM
Did he say "all?" I didn't see "all." True, she might have been a foreign national just visiting Tucson, but odds are that she was, indeed, an American.
And, for your big fat information, us Canucks ARE all either Inuit or French. The rest we drown.
 
2003-04-29 01:25:56 AM
Your absolutely right, he didn't say all, but it was sort of implied. I'd fight more in this case, but I can't complain, your country did give the world hockey. Maybe that's why nobody really attacks you, that or the cold. Hell, nobody ever attacks Antartica either, I bet they are really nice down there!
 
2003-04-29 01:26:56 AM
that arizona for you. we're all crazy and s**t. but seriously why bleach.
 
2003-04-29 01:44:38 AM
Mswat

Probably an Ignorant American who continues to attack Sikhs (East-Indians who wear turbans, i.e. not Muslim), Arabs, and other "middle-eastern" looking men.

BTW: a number of Sikhs who wear turbans have been killed since Sep 11 and they have nothing to do with Muslims or Arabs. Sikhs can't board planse, ride trains, drive trucks, and, now, apparently drive cabs anymore.

That same traditional over reaction is now happening to anyone who looks "chinese" because of SARS.

That's why people don't attack Canada - we don't treat minorities badly in this country. But, when we have to fight, we KICK ASS! We kicked ass in WW1, WW2, and, we burned the white house down at one time too (when American attacked us). Just trying to point out we aren't the like the French. Nobody likes to be like the French :-)

Don't get too mad with this rant America - we still buy McDonalds, drive Fords, use GE light bulbs and grow your Bud for you.


WTF??? Ever been to Tucson? I have never seen anyone running around in Tucson in a Turban. I know someone there that works on turbines, but I believe that is very different. All the "middle eastern men in Az usually are of Mexican American decent, or MEXICAN. And after all, it is Arizona, and that is to be expected, or required for that matter. If there were no hispanics in Az. (TX, NM, CA) then all those spanish lessons were for nothing, and the restaurant selection really, really sucks!

/Not to mention the vast majority of Mex/Am are hard working, very friendly, and have very good restaurants. (And do the jobs most Americans won't do anymore)
 
lgd
2003-04-29 01:45:21 AM
Thats right, Canada and Canadians in general certainly have never abused minorites, especially never during World War II!! I mean its not like you guys ever had internments for Japanese or German or Italio-Canadians like the facist U.S. did! And even if they did they would certainly never keep the internees in worse conditions than the U.S. did or split up the internee families! Good heavens no, the virtious citizens of Canada would never allow that! And the record of some of your peacekeepers is certainly beyond impeccable!

Look, we have lots of insane louts down here in the U.S., but you ahve em too, and we'd appreciate it if you Canuck's shouldn't try pulling that 'holier-than-thou' crappola. Its annoying, so please stop it.
 
lgd
2003-04-29 01:49:31 AM
Holy shiat I made a lot of spelling errors in that post!
 
2003-04-29 01:54:31 AM
Screaming_Insomniac

Actually, there is a rapidly growing community of Middle Eastern immigrants in Arizona. My family is one of them (I think it has something to do with the similar climates). I understand your point about Latino/a immigrants though, but anyone who has spent more than a few years in the Southwest should know something about the Latino/a population here.
 
2003-04-29 02:09:43 AM
The only thing you need to know to understand this is that it happened in Tucson. If you've ever been here, you'll understand.

I can't wait to get out of UA... mostly because of this shiatty town.
 
2003-04-29 02:15:49 AM
....in other news, California has huge increase in blonde taxi drivers.
 
wee [TotalFark]
2003-04-29 02:19:03 AM
What do you mean, Sonjee? I dug Tucson. There's really not much wrong with that town. It's small and weird and has a high transient population, but around the university it's pretty nice.

I lived right at University and Euclid (the stone house across from the Two Pesos, actually) for six years and loved every minute of it. If Tucson had a decent job market, I'd probably move back.

What I wouldn't give for a slice of Z's pizza, a sub from Sausage Deli, a beer from Gentle Ben's, or breakfast at Frank's. And one more game of pool at Geronimoz...
 
2003-04-29 02:22:28 AM
Zen_Monkey

Screaming_Insomniac


Actually, there is a rapidly growing community of Middle Eastern immigrants in Arizona. My family is one of them (I think it has something to do with the similar climates). I understand your point about Latino/a immigrants though, but anyone who has spent more than a few years in the Southwest should know something about the Latino/a population here.

Agreed. But what I really had a problem with was that fact that anytime you say "taxi driver", some people automatically think of "ABU' from the Simpsons in a turbane driving eratically down the street. When in fact, this is just not the case throughout most America. It's usually an american, (and a lot of times immigrants from other countries) driving down the road erratically down the road. I've been to New York, and understand the "humor", but I don't believe it is the norm across the country. This country is made up of Immigrants, including my own family, and if they are in this country legally, then whatever they do to make a living shouldn't be degraded in a serious post. (we are all open to humorous jabes, as long as that is what they are meant to be)
 
2003-04-29 02:24:53 AM
"driving down the road erratically down the road"

Yes, I know!!!!
 
2003-04-29 02:25:53 AM
I have never seen anyone running around in Tucson in a Turban.

For f*ck sakes..ever hear of 4Th. Ave.?

Ok...I'm a Sikh that lived in Tucson. Yes..I'm brown. Yes.. I have sexy long Fabio-esque black hair.

I have no real point here. I'm stoned and I just wanted to say "Fabio-esque."

Thank you.
 
2003-04-29 02:39:56 AM

Since when is MJ driving a cab?
 
2003-04-29 02:42:45 AM
Wee:And one more game of pool at Geronimoz

Dude, you're bringing back old memories from me working at the Daily WIldcat. Germonimoz..RIP.

but as far as pizza goes, its Brooklyn all the way.

For the record..I lived on Euclid and Tyndall.

ok, where's my joint.
 
2003-04-29 02:54:03 AM
OK, since this has devolved into a "wherja live" thread, I'd just like to say Park and Lester in the motherfarking hizzzzzouse! My second home was Maricopa Hall (mama actually lived there throughout her 4 years).


Really disappointed that we're talking Tucson, and no one's mentioned Eegee's.

Bison Wiches? Magpie's? Lerua's? La Fuente?
 
2003-04-29 02:55:10 AM
Mitch_better_have_my_bunny!

I have never seen anyone running around in Tucson in a Turban.

For f*ck sakes..ever hear of 4Th. Ave.?

Ok...I'm a Sikh that lived in Tucson. Yes..I'm brown. Yes.. I have sexy long Fabio-esque black hair.

I have no real point here. I'm stoned and I just wanted to say "Fabio-esque."

Thank you.



Uhm..... 4th Ave. isn't that where they....nevermind. Uh...Hmmm....Turbans rock??????!!! I'm drunk and just wanted to say "Turbans Rock".
 
2003-04-29 03:03:25 AM
 
wee [TotalFark]
2003-04-29 03:07:11 AM
G'moz is gone?!? That sucks. It was really pretentious upstairs, but the couple pool tables downstairs escaped all that pretty well. They had a great jukebox, too.

I don't know what Eegee's is, Rickythepenguin. I left Tucson in '97. Were they around then? Magpie's I used to get pizza from when I felt rich. (It was only a 10 minute walk from my house.) I'd occassionally buy a beer from them too, but I mostly stuck to the cheap stuff. Is Cafe Paraiso still there? The lady that owned it was nice. I gave her a bunch of books when I moved.

I really miss weather. Living in San Diego is great, but you miss the monsoons. We used to sit out on the front lawn with buckets of beer and ice, watching the storms roll in over the mountains... I miss that a lot. Getting rained on by hot water. Really big wind. That surreally still air right before it storms hard.
 
wee [TotalFark]
2003-04-29 03:09:06 AM
And in case nobody could tell, Wee gets maudlin and homesick when drunk.

So sue me.
 
2003-04-29 03:14:03 AM
Mswat:

I'll try not to reiterate what everybody else has said, but I do think they would've mentioned an interesting tidbit like that if both cabbies had actually happened to be the rare breed of Tuscon Turbine Cabbies.

It's really pathetic that you would jump to such a conclusion just to get the chance to biatch about racial injustice and how much better you are.

And I certainly hope you're kidding when you say the lack of terrorist attacks on Canada is due to your acceptance Middle-Easterners. The USA has a MUCH more liberal policy about letting Middle-Eastern people into the country than Canada does.

Perhaps you're overlooking the obvious answer that there's no great symbol of western culture, no major world financial center, and generally speaking nothing significant in Canada for a terrorist to fly an airplane into except maybe the Stanley Cup.
 
2003-04-29 03:21:02 AM
Yes! Storms rock! Big thundheads going nowhere, just bouncing off the mountains. No tornados, just light show, wind and beer, HORAH!
 
2003-04-29 03:26:33 AM
Man, do I miss being back home in Tucson.
 
2003-04-29 03:26:48 AM
I'd give my left nutt for a NIco's breakfast burrito.
 
2003-04-29 03:30:20 AM
BadBatsuMaru

Mswat:

I'll try not to reiterate what everybody else has said, but I do think they would've mentioned an interesting tidbit like that if both cabbies had actually happened to be the rare breed of Tuscon Turbine Cabbies.

Perhaps you're overlooking the obvious answer that there's no great symbol of western culture, no major world financial center, and generally speaking nothing significant in Canada for a terrorist to fly an airplane into except maybe the Stanley Cup.

First of all it's Turban, not turbine. One is a ethnic headgear, the generates electricity. And second is that Sir Stanley's Cup currently resides in the U.S.A!! And, od willing will soon reside in Disneyheim CA. U.S.A!!!!!


 
2003-04-29 03:43:45 AM
You PC brainwashed droids that espy racism in a loaf of white bread have likely never lived among the races, ethnicities, etc. you laud so much.

Go live amongst them and learn how appealing our western European based culture is.
 
2003-04-29 03:44:43 AM
First of all it's Turban, not turbine. One is a ethnic headgear, the generates electricity. And second is that Sir Stanley's Cup currently resides in the U.S.A!! And, od willing will soon reside in Disneyheim CA. U.S.A!!!!!


/Damn html
 
2003-04-29 03:54:06 AM
CongressionalSenator

You PC brainwashed droids that espy racism in a loaf of white bread have likely never lived among the races, ethnicities, etc. you laud so much.

Go live amongst them and learn how appealing our western European based culture is


Cannot copy, repeat??? Over.
 
2003-04-29 05:50:59 AM
BadBatsuMaru:
Wrong, wrong, wrong!

Nobody said that Terrorists don't target Canada because we're so enlightened. They don't target Canada because we're DAMN TOUGH on them when we catch them.

For those who don't want to bother reading the linked story, we sentenced Inderjit Singh Reyat to five years in prison for his role in the deaths of 329 crew and passengers in the 1985 bombing of Air India Flight 182.

Yes. Five years! That's more than 5 1/2 days for every person murdered on that airliner.

You don't want to mess with Canada, boyo. We'll spank you so hard you won't be able to sit down for a week!
 
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