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(Metro)   If you ever get the urge to run into traffic and try and lift a taxi with your bare hands, make sure you strip naked first, otherwise it's just silly (Not safe for work)   (metro.co.uk) divider line 55
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2010-03-22 08:26:59 AM
This is not what they mean by bumper humping. Perhaps Google is just messing with the Chinese now and their translator.
 
2010-03-22 08:36:07 AM
farm5.static.flickr.com

/Oh Lord, I pray
You give me strength to carry on
'Cuz I know what it means
To walk along the lonely street of dreams
 
2010-03-22 09:20:31 AM
I preferred this story that was linked to the right...

Link (new window)
 
2010-03-22 09:21:00 AM
Anything you do can be better done while naked.


/except cook bacon.
//grease burns hurt.
 
2010-03-22 09:22:05 AM
I bet the odds of that happening again are one in a billion.
 
2010-03-22 09:23:31 AM
www.sportsmanhill.com
 
2010-03-22 09:27:42 AM
I'm sorry. I'm terrible at instructions. Could you itemize them and sort them into chronological order? I don't wish to risk being seen as silly.
 
2010-03-22 09:30:01 AM
Going to do this right now.

Will report back.
 
2010-03-22 09:30:54 AM
Look at that spud. Now I know what an assneck looks like.
 
2010-03-22 09:32:14 AM
Loved and appreciated the White Snake reference.
 
2010-03-22 09:33:06 AM
It's a dude. Pass.

/wake me when it's the NSFW white trash passed out on the picnic table
 
2010-03-22 09:33:18 AM
HumbleGenius: I bet the odds of that happening again are one in a billion.


What, seriously? We've all been there, right?


/a good friend would have helped the guy.
 
2010-03-22 09:34:27 AM
PCP sure is somethin'
 
2010-03-22 09:34:53 AM
Wulfman: HumbleGenius: I bet the odds of that happening again are one in a billion.


What, seriously? We've all been there, right?


/a good friend would have helped the guy.


True, even naked guys need a lift.
 
2010-03-22 09:40:06 AM
God-forbid the people at the office find out the guy has one of these:

www.global-air.com

(new window)
 
2010-03-22 09:45:49 AM
You know... I kinda see where he was coming from there. Haven't we all had one of those days?
 
2010-03-22 09:46:07 AM
Oh God, another cutesy Chinese story about the efforts to get the panda bears to mate....what won't they try?
 
2010-03-22 09:54:54 AM
Give it up, China. You can't outweird Japan.
 
2010-03-22 09:56:22 AM
Surprise Grill Secks?


farm5.static.flickr.com
 
2010-03-22 09:59:12 AM
Man.. way to start the morning subby.. could've used a warning on that image. Staring at tightly clenched buttcheeks of a chinese man is not how one wants to start the day/week.
 
2010-03-22 10:00:09 AM
Naked in the street farking a car is no way to go through life son, now got out from under that van.
 
2010-03-22 10:00:11 AM
toetag: I preferred this story that was linked to the right...

Link (new window)


No. You really don't. (new window)
 
2010-03-22 10:03:52 AM
as you can see, the bystanders have wisely chosen to give this gentleman a wide berth.
 
2010-03-22 10:09:41 AM
Franco Columbo seen leaving the scene
 
2010-03-22 10:10:39 AM
Eating all that rice and fish must pack on the pounds...
 
2010-03-22 10:11:26 AM
Thank you Red Balls!
 
2010-03-22 10:24:51 AM
If only after failing to succeed in his task he choose to urinate upon it instead.
 
2010-03-22 10:36:21 AM
i2.photobucket.com

He just had performance anxiety.
 
2010-03-22 10:36:56 AM
Apt metaphor for republican opposition to the Health Care bill.
 
2010-03-22 10:37:54 AM
Hmm.

i249.photobucket.com
 
2010-03-22 10:39:25 AM
EZ Writer: Surprise Grill Secks?

Talk about stickin' it to the man!
 
2010-03-22 10:41:53 AM
toetag: I preferred this story that was linked to the right...

Link (new window)


Here she is with (hit it with a baseball bat) pic.

Link (new window)
 
2010-03-22 10:43:37 AM
Give me strength!
 
2010-03-22 10:43:43 AM
This looks like a job for Stuporman!
 
2010-03-22 10:51:34 AM
You want to lift with only your back, in a twisting, jerking motion.
 
2010-03-22 11:02:48 AM
I smell a meme... at least I hope so.

Guy had a bad day. It happens to all of us. Hopefully he wasn't taken to prison and then summarily executed.
 
2010-03-22 11:04:47 AM
theoriginalslash: Hopefully he wasn't taken to prison and then summarily executed.

Hopefully he had a fare trial.
 
2010-03-22 11:05:30 AM
So they have PCP in China too?

Fascinating.
 
2010-03-22 11:07:22 AM
That picture is begging for a photoshop contest.
PLEASE Oh PLEASE !!
 
2010-03-22 11:34:12 AM
SookThis: Man.. way to start the morning subby.. could've used a warning on that image. Staring at tightly clenched buttcheeks of a chinese man is not how one wants to start the day/week.

Chacun a son gout.
 
2010-03-22 11:36:10 AM
Ikahoshi: So they have PCP in China too?

Fascinating.


Let's hope it doesn't get in the water...

2.bp.blogspot.com

"600 million screaming Chinamen..."
 
2010-03-22 11:46:45 AM
Another patriotic organ donor!

/The phrase was mis-translated. It should be "Strong like bull!"
 
2010-03-22 11:57:31 AM
nekkid superheroes. Take notes, Marvel...
 
2010-03-22 12:51:36 PM
www.autismhangout.com

/no, not really
 
2010-03-22 12:55:13 PM
My favorite comment FTA:

why did he do this? is he a nudist? if not, stupid or crazy!!!

You know, because if he's a nudist, then it's perfectly normal to run into traffic and attempt to lift a car.
 
2010-03-22 01:55:54 PM
Dad?
 
2010-03-22 01:57:25 PM
HumbleGenius:

I bet the odds of that happening again are one in a billion.

I see what you did there.

Good one!
+1
 
2010-03-22 02:00:13 PM
KamikazeCraig and HAHA!_You_cannot_kill_a_Hindu!: toetag: I preferred this story that was linked to the right...

Link (new window)

No. You really don't. (new window)


At least she was female, not like the day i was walking with some friends and saw a long haired blonde with some short shorts on....i made some comment about the shorts and then "she" turned around.... queue the "I bet he works out" comments from the people i had been calling "friends"......


/i deserved it.
//I swear this time I wasn't picturing that beast you both so nicely pointed out.
 
2010-03-22 02:20:48 PM
"SookThis: Man.. way to start the morning subby.. could've used a warning on that image. Staring at tightly clenched buttcheeks of a chinese man is not how one wants to start the day/week.

Pert:Chacun a son gout."


Is that supposed to make sense?
 
2010-03-22 02:30:44 PM
It's times like this I realize what a nice ass I have.
 
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