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(Contact Music) Unlikely Sarah Jessica Parker says that "Sex and the City 2" conjures up "the cinematic scope of Lawrence of Arabia." It behooves her to have a good sense of humor, apparently   (contactmusic.com) divider line 47
More: Unlikely, Lawrence, Sarah Jessica Parker, Sex and The City, Kim Cattrall, Kristin Davis, the city, Cynthia Nixon, camels  
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bingethinker [TotalFark]
2010-03-22 03:58:27 AM
There's a lot of sand in both movies.
 
Mr_Ectomy [TotalFark]
2010-03-22 04:35:26 AM
Behooves?(NSFW) (new window)
 
Indolent [TotalFark]
2010-03-22 04:37:27 AM
Was she serious when making that statement or just horsing around?
 
Kublai Khan
2010-03-22 04:40:48 AM
"It has the cinematic scope of Laurence of Arabia."

i221.photobucket.com
 
Mr_Ectomy [TotalFark]
2010-03-22 04:42:30 AM
Indolent: Was she serious when making that statement or just horsing around?

*Badum* *tish!*
 
Dear Jerk
2010-03-22 07:17:10 AM
Kim Cattrall does sort of look like a camel.
 
Earguy [TotalFark]
2010-03-22 07:19:18 AM
Arabian?
 
AgentOrangeDrink
2010-03-22 07:21:07 AM
I can neigh get tired of the horse puns but this one was especially good.
 
Sybarite [TotalFark]
2010-03-22 07:37:49 AM
Is this her subtle way of telling us she gets buggered in this movie?
 
CarnySaur
2010-03-22 07:58:49 AM
The article spells Lawrence incorrectly not once, but twice. Just thought I'd pick that nit.
 
Huggermugger
2010-03-22 08:03:09 AM
Greedy, barbarous, and cruel.
 
Pants full of macaroni!!
2010-03-22 08:15:24 AM
img.photobucket.com
 
IdBeCrazyIf
2010-03-22 08:29:57 AM
So they are making Sex and the City
*stomp
*stomp
 
mhd
2010-03-22 08:33:47 AM
Well, there is a connection. LoA had no women in a speaking role. SitC has no men in the cinema that are there on their own free will.
 
schattenteufel [TotalFark]
2010-03-22 09:15:48 AM
When asked if Sex & The City 2 would be filmed in 3D, she replied with a hearty "NAY!"
 
Lt. Cheese Weasel [TotalFark]
2010-03-22 09:26:58 AM
Sybarite: Is this her subtle way of telling us she gets buggered in this movie?

Maybe she dies on a motorcycle?
 
GoteamVenture
2010-03-22 09:34:56 AM
ladies just let this crap die. ITS OVER!!!!!!
 
H31N0US
2010-03-22 10:18:31 AM
mhd: SitC has no straight men in the cinema that are there on their own free will.

FTFY. On the bright side, I get to use the expression "about as deep as a male character in sex in the city".
 
GoodyearPimp
2010-03-22 10:20:34 AM
Lt. Cheese Weasel: Maybe she dies on a motorcycle?

I would pay to see this movie.
 
IdBeCrazyIf
2010-03-22 10:22:10 AM
Lt. Cheese Weasel: Sybarite: Is this her subtle way of telling us she gets buggered in this movie?

Maybe she dies on a motorcycle?

Maybe break a leg, have to get put down?
 
icy_one
2010-03-22 10:25:18 AM
AgentOrangeDrink: I can neigh get tired of the horse puns but this one was especially good.

Hay, don't get me wrong, but you'll have to drag me kicking and screaming to see this movie. No joke, I'll be hoarse by the time we got into our seats. I'll make such a scene they'll probably throw me oat of the theater.
 
KhanFusion
2010-03-22 10:36:59 AM
I had to tell my pal Amy no when she wanted me to see the first movie. She kept trotting the idea out, though, and I eventually felt like I was getting painted into a corner. She ended up getting so mad at me, I'm still in shiat land with her.
 
Ball of Confusion
2010-03-22 10:41:05 AM
You guys are chomping at the bit to hitch her unbridled enthusiasm and keep her saddled with your criticisms. She's simply more stable than that.

/amidoinitright?
 
TappingTheVein
2010-03-22 10:55:59 AM
I believe her because it's straight from the horse's mouth although I'd like to watch it first, you know, not putting the cart before the horse because she could be horsing around. Horse.
 
yakmans_dad
2010-03-22 11:03:17 AM
I've known lots of actors and I'm always surprised by how 90% of them are smarter than me. I'd assumed since youth that they were dumbos.

/Jokes on me.
//Of course, they could be dumbos and an even funnier joke would still be on me.
 
GacysBasement
2010-03-22 11:03:42 AM
Aw come on...I would say these comments are like a flogging an expired Sarah Jessica, but that would be beating a dead horse.
 
ZeroCorpse
2010-03-22 11:18:09 AM
Yeah yeah yeah.... Get to the naked already, babe.
 
She comes in colors everywhere
2010-03-22 11:23:54 AM
img291.imageshack.us

Thy mother mated with a scorpion.
 
Cyrusv10
2010-03-22 11:26:12 AM
ZeroCorpse: Yeah yeah yeah.... Get to the naked already, babe.

ugh...horse porn
 
Mugato [TotalFark]
2010-03-22 11:43:32 AM
Another one? Talk about closing the barn door after...uh, I can't bring myself to say it.

Aren't these hags like 60 now? If they're still slutting it up at this age, it's not going to happen for them. Well, the brunette is still attractive.
 
IdBeCrazyIf
2010-03-22 11:53:08 AM
Mugato: Aren't these hags like 60 now? If they're still slutting it up at this age, it's not going to happen for them. Well, the brunette is still attractive.

I don't know... I'd still hit Kim Cattrall with rightful vigor. I'd just bring a ball gag first though.
 
Drunk Astronaut
2010-03-22 12:01:51 PM
I think she meant "Seabiscuit", or "National Velvet", or maybe even "Farmhouse Girls 14: Back In the Stable."
 
TheSignPost [TotalFark]
2010-03-22 12:03:51 PM
"Cinematic scope" meaning it'll be shot in widescreen format, for theatres.
 
TheSignPost [TotalFark]
2010-03-22 12:06:10 PM
I had to tell my pal Amy no when she wanted me to see the first movie. She kept trotting the idea out, though, and I eventually felt like I was getting painted into a corner. She ended up getting so mad at me, I'm still in shiat land with her.


You got off easy, then. Anyone who's actually going to get mad at you for not wanting to see a movie, shouldn't even be a friend of yours.
 
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2010-03-22 12:29:49 PM
IdBeCrazyIf: I don't know... I'd still hit Kim Cattrall with rightful vigor. I'd just bring a ball gag first though.

I've always had a hardsoft spot for Nixon. Too bad she plays for the other team.
 
jetzzfan [TotalFark]
2010-03-22 12:36:33 PM
+1 for the sly horse reference.
 
orange storm [TotalFark]
2010-03-22 12:47:37 PM
they can make me watch the movie, but they cannot make me drink the water.
 
radioman_
2010-03-22 12:51:16 PM
SJP was actually good in a movie called The Family Stone. I hate 1) SJP 2) movies about upper-class families and 3) Craig T. Nelson. Yet, I liked this movie, which a woman at work forced me to watch. Go figure.
 
Brown Sauce
2010-03-22 12:51:18 PM
I LOL'd

www.dennyjuge.com
 
Pants full of macaroni!!
2010-03-22 01:03:27 PM
TheSignPost: I had to tell my pal Amy no when she wanted me to see the first movie. She kept trotting the idea out, though, and I eventually felt like I was getting painted into a corner. She ended up getting so mad at me, I'm still in shiat land with her.


You got off easy, then. Anyone who's actually going to get mad at you for not wanting to see a movie, shouldn't even be a friend of yours.

Missed the horse puns, did you?

This is a horse pun thread. Do try to keep up.

/cos SJP looks like a horse
 
IExpectAKill
2010-03-22 01:24:06 PM
www.justhorses.net
 
coinspinner [TotalFark]
2010-03-22 01:43:03 PM
Barbaro.
 
Marquis de Sod
2010-03-22 02:05:29 PM
hut hut
 
lippert [TotalFark]
2010-03-22 02:34:03 PM
thumbnails.hulu.com
Behooves?
 
K3rmy
2010-03-22 03:44:44 PM
Did anyone post a picture of a horse yet?

Besides, since 'Lawrence of Arabia' was mentioned, wouldn't a camel be more appropriate?

www.strangezoo.com
 
CigaretteSmokingMan
2010-03-22 09:35:54 PM
i172.photobucket.com
 
Hugo Zorilla
2010-03-23 03:53:36 AM
Drunk Astronaut: I think she meant "Seabiscuit", or "National Velvet", or maybe even "Farmhouse Girls 14: Back In the Stable."

Well, she better saddle up soon.

'Cause the old grey mare, she ain't what she used to be....
 
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