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(TechTV)   Morgan Webb kicking Eliza Dushku's butt even without Fark's help   (krockradio.com) divider line 213
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2003-04-28 05:48:30 PM
Ok, that's just not right.
 
2003-04-28 06:39:17 PM
Logweasel
Agreed. Morgan Webb is hot, but Eliza Dushku is hot^2.
 
2003-04-28 06:39:52 PM
Why don't they have Fark's help?
 
2003-04-28 08:22:30 PM
seriously, I barely know who this morgan webb chick is, but eliza, oh my sweet eliza, has conforted me on many a lonely night.
 
2003-04-28 08:31:41 PM
Still voting for Morgan. She's got real-life, girl-next-door type looks that appeal to me more.
 
2003-04-28 08:34:46 PM
While Eliza is hotter from a purely physical standpoint, Morgan has that female computer geek thing going, which when paired with an attractive girl is irresitable to male computer geeks.
 
2003-04-28 09:11:43 PM
I think the headline should be "kicked", past tense. I can't seem to find a place to cast a vote.

In which case, Morgan won.

In other Behold-the-Power-of-Fark news, the rigged Kentucky Derby vote-for-granny contest gets announced on May 4.
 
2003-04-28 09:42:57 PM
 
2003-04-28 10:40:37 PM


Eliza would give a dog a bone. (sorry)

Goddamn nerd voters!!!!
 
2003-04-28 11:39:42 PM
I'm all for "beholding the power of fark", but even fark cant compete with Eliza's hotness.
 
2003-04-28 11:43:30 PM
Hizzout
Still voting for Morgan. She's got real-life, girl-next-door type looks that appeal to me more.

Eliza has that "Fark you til you're dead" look to her. I love the sexy geek girls as much as the next Farker, but Eliza is just too much to resist.
 
2003-04-29 12:18:20 AM
Commish Fink comments, "While Morgan's Run is clearly the work of fervent Fark.com fanatics -- many of whom represent the 'Great Unlaid' -- her overwhelming victories have been clean. No monkey business, at least that's what the lab-coated nerds we pay to maintain EO tell me. Any-hoo, we think Dushku can kick her ass."


Them is fightin' words...
 
2003-04-29 12:18:41 AM
Unlaid? There are people like that? Above the age of 16? Damn man. I'm sorry.
 
2003-04-29 12:22:22 AM
LOLOLOLLLOLOOLoRoLLosLOKLLOLOLLOLK',Kona:KK:KKOLOLOLL!!LLL! !L!

So they took Fark off of of Fink's page?

Tough titty! (And I don't mean that towards Morgan)...

Their best "hottie" showing has been 7 wins in a row, Morgan has two.



Let's rock the vote.
 
2003-04-29 12:31:07 AM
Interesting... the link is set up so just by clicking it is a vote for Morgan? Before, it sent us to the vote page, now it sends us to the current results. I don't know this for sure, buit it seems that way. Can anyone confirm or deny this?
 
2003-04-29 01:31:06 AM
Yeah, that links not going to work. This one will though. For a while anyway.
 
2003-04-29 01:59:56 AM
Sorry, gotta go for Eliza. Unf.
 
2003-04-29 02:01:52 AM
It is now my mission to vote against Morgan Webb at every opportunity.
 
2003-04-29 02:02:21 AM
NOOOOOOO!
 
2003-04-29 02:02:58 AM
Where the hell were the sexy geeks when I was a 14yo geek? God dammit I was robbed.
 
2003-04-29 02:04:01 AM
"While Morgan's Run is clearly the work of fervent Fark.com fanatics -- many of whom represent the 'Great Unlaid'

that's so not true. i been laid.
 
2003-04-29 02:04:23 AM
Eliza could make a dead man come
 
2003-04-29 02:04:29 AM


Webb must go down now...

don't mess with Dushku, beyotch!
 
2003-04-29 02:05:21 AM
Thereisnospoon, yeah. Me too.

Okay so I'm lying.
 
2003-04-29 02:05:30 AM
Can we get some video of Morgan saying BRING IT ON?

/obvious hollywood ref.
 
2003-04-29 02:08:30 AM
I want a Morgan/Bertha grudge match.
 
2003-04-29 02:09:17 AM
I cannnot believe Morgan is winning.
 
2003-04-29 02:09:58 AM
I cannot believe people think we're all virgins.
 
2003-04-29 02:10:37 AM
"Great unlaid"?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!

No. Farking. Way.

I haven't voted either way. That bastard is going to fry.
 
2003-04-29 02:11:35 AM
Wow, a woman as beautiful as Ms. Dushku would..... never, ever talk to me. Neither would this Morgan Webb broad. So they're equal in my book.
 
2003-04-29 02:11:53 AM
FriedSilicon and Mtman900

Agreed.
 
2003-04-29 02:14:41 AM
This is probably what the Dukakis supporters were saying vs. Bush's supporters when they realized how small and insignificant they were.

"Yeah... because they are more of a powerhouse, they also have small penises. And don't get laid. And..."

bwa haha, bow to the power of fark. Watch for the new movie coming out, "Drew, Almighty"
 
2003-04-29 02:15:10 AM
Derez: I admire your bio info.
 
2003-04-29 02:15:16 AM
FriedSilicon- Were you being sarcastic? I really can't tell
 
2003-04-29 02:16:49 AM
On the one hand, Morgan's got a BA in rhetoric, geek cred, and the everyday hotness that counts for so much.

On the other hand, Eliza (isn't it cute how I use her first name, like we're old buddies?) looks like she was built to seduce and make grown men cry with sexual release.

Can't really see myself getting tired of either one. Wonder how smart Eliza is. I'm gonna vote Morgan.

*faints in horror at what he just did*

Nope, I stand by it.
 
2003-04-29 02:18:57 AM
Here's something scary. They've got Monica Lewinsky on the Either/Or - Plus page.
Notice how the "great unlaid" aren't voting for the lady who's proven her vacuum-like prowess?
 
2003-04-29 02:21:03 AM
I'll vote for the one that shows the most skin.
 
2003-04-29 02:21:11 AM
oh yeah, and eliza is waaaay hella hotter. i like tits too, but damn, eliza's just all around better looking.
also i think i saw her do ninja kicks.
 
2003-04-29 02:23:41 AM
"Any-hoo, we think Dushku can kick her ass."

... anywho, I think you need to get laid yourself....jackass!

 
2003-04-29 02:25:01 AM
Mtman900, in both of my posts I was just trying to be funny. Doesn't matter what we say on here about our sexual lives or lack thereof, these people will still think we're all geeky little virgins with nothing better to do than sit in front of a computer all day staring at Fark's boobies links. I'll say I'm a geeky little virgin just to make them happy. :)

/denial
 
2003-04-29 02:25:09 AM
I'm voting for Morgan cause that guys a dick.
 
2003-04-29 02:27:51 AM
Morgan is the blonde bombshell who isn't dumb. She is a Techie. All the goods and none of the baggage. If Morgan showed some tittie, she'd beat Eliza hands down.
 
2003-04-29 02:29:05 AM
The easiest way to talk to women like that McBotulism is through lawyers. There's just a bit of preperation needed beforehand with the silent breathing phonecalls and the treehouse binocular stakeouts etc etc
 
2003-04-29 02:32:05 AM
boobies!
 
2003-04-29 02:33:47 AM
the great unlaid? i imagine farkers as more of the husband/wife variety.
 
2003-04-29 02:36:00 AM
I had to go with Ms. Eliza. She's just faboo, and was in a Kevin Smith film. That's points right there baby.
 
2003-04-29 02:37:07 AM
My biggest concern (other than Dushku's expanding ass), is that they've never hyperlinked Fark. Are they concerned about losing loyal listeners?!?
 
2003-04-29 02:37:25 AM
C'mon now... geeK IS Sexy! That's why Morgan Webb is pwning every other chick out there.
 
2003-04-29 02:38:35 AM
Okay, I'm watching Morgan Webb on TechTV right now. She's certainly attractive, but not Dushku-attractive.

...The more I say "Dushku", the dirtier it sounds.
 
2003-04-29 02:39:11 AM
Who is Morgan Webb?
 
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