FTFA: Robert, 23, who plays Edward Cullen in the Twilight movies, says he can't understand why he is so popular with girls.

Cos some women are tards?

So the greasy emo kid finished filming all the Twilight movies? Cause he seems to be desperately trying to distance himself from them lately. I can't imagine that he would be bad mouthing them if he was still waiting on a paycheck from them.

He also revealed how nervous he felt filming gay sex scenes for the movie Little Ashes. But Robert added: "It's just as awkward with a girl."


Well I guess that confirms it then.

At least he sounds semi-sane about the whole thing, and by sane, I mean that he likes tweaking the shiat out of the fangirls.

R-Patz? Really? I think I threw up a little bit in my mouth.

I don't know why, but I get the impression that before this is all over, we are going to see this guy manage some epic trolling of idiot females.

/popcorn

I think he hates the whole Twilight thing as much as I do.

Well, it's working for him. If he wasn't gay, he'd have his pick of woman.

His agent got him the original movie for a paycheck and he had never read the books or heard of it -he had no idea it was the Harry Potter of 40 year old women and barely post-pubescent girls.

He's been horrified ever since the first primer and everything he's done is to try to find a way to NOT be connected with this drek but not be as big of an ass as Leonardo DiCaprio was with Titanic.

He doesn't have his "pick" of women - he's a little young for the 45+ crowd and he's not going to be invited to sit over there for the post pubescent crowd. So Twilight isn't helping him there except for gold diggers.

He seems to be an actually thinking, but young actor who's serious about it and would like to be taken seriously but his sense of humor is just a little too high on the sardonic meter to come across in interviews. He suffers from a bit of pretentiousness, but he's probably not gay and he really ain't all that pretty, but it's early days to tell whether or not he's got the brains to back up his pretentiousness about his craft.

He sounds like a typical sort of "intellectual/technique" trained british actor to me - but its no secret that he hates the HELL outta the Twilight movies, he's just not enough of an ass to make life difficult for everyone employed by them.

For that I suppose he is doomed to suffer on Fark. Bwahhahhahahahahaha . . . . . .

I guess he'll still do better than Hayden Christiansen (or, well, Elijah Wood). The "horror" component of Twilight really isn't there a lot, so he has a future in romcoms. He should phone Matthew McConaughey as soon as possible.

mhd: He should phone Matthew McConaughey as soon as possible.

Well he's definitely got the douche factor, but he's not nearly as pretty or smoking enough dope.

Come to think of it though, Matthew was in Texas Chain Saw right?

I get the hate for the guy because of his popularity, but honestly he seems to think this whole Twilight thing is just as ridiculous as the rest of us. He's a bit too pretty for my taste, but at least he doesn't take himself too seriously.

IdBeCrazyIf:
Come to think of it though, Matthew was in Texas Chain Saw right?

The 4th one, yeah (depending on where you are on the planet it's either entitled "The Texas Chainsaw Massacre: The Next Generation" or "The Return of the Texas Chainsaw Massacre").

It's awful.

He's a successful, good looking 23 year old who has more money and women than any of you homos ever will. This must be why you guys greenlight a story about him every day. Maybe you are the gay ones who just want to look at his picture?

Naked Hitler: FTFA: Robert, 23, who plays Edward Cullen in the Twilight movies, says he can't understand why he is so popular with girls.

Cos some women are tards?

"Those titties ain't retarded"

IdBeCrazyIf: Well he's definitely got the douche factor, but he's not nearly as pretty or smoking enough dope.

Agreed, but while McConaughey has a higher market share amongst the blonde bimbo demographic, Pattinson does quite well in the overweight cat fancying market segment. I'm not quite sure where I would place Hugh Grant...

This is cool? This is cool? Well, I'm out guys. If this is what's cool now, I think I'm done. I no longer have any connection to this world. I'm gonna go home and kill myself. Goodbye, friends.

Sarsin: This is cool? This is cool? Well, I'm out guys. If this is what's cool now, I think I'm done. I no longer have any connection to this world. I'm gonna go home and kill myself. Goodbye, friends.

If you do, then they:



win.

Lee's_Austin: win.

I think it was more about his hair than anything. WTF is up with his hair? It looks like they put in half a bottle of gel then stuck his head out of a car window while driving down Sunset.

Sarsin: Lee's_Austin: win.

I think it was more about his hair than anything. WTF is up with his hair? It looks like they put in half a bottle of gel then stuck his head out of a car window while driving down Sunset.

IDK. I think David said it best:

Another Twilight thread and no mention of Ms. Greene?
For shame...

Fair_Poopsmith: This Twilight nonsense is horribly lame, but I find it hard to dislike him as a decently cool guy, plus he appears to be a good musician. This is sort of rad and infectious. (new window)

Jesus, I thought you were kidding there for a second. How did that voice come out of foot face? And for that matter, what is this guy doing acting in this fanfic fluff? Set him to writing up some folk rock, he could actually go somewhere instead of wallowing in this Twilight crap.

thunderbird8804: Fair_Poopsmith: This Twilight nonsense is horribly lame, but I find it hard to dislike him as a decently cool guy, plus he appears to be a good musician. This is sort of rad and infectious. (new window)

Jesus, I thought you were kidding there for a second. How did that voice come out of foot face? And for that matter, what is this guy doing acting in this fanfic fluff? Set him to writing up some folk rock, he could actually go somewhere instead of wallowing in this Twilight crap.

Whenever he gives interviews, he talks about how he really wants to be putting albums out-- a lot of his friends are, apparently. He did a few songs for the first soundtrack. He's quite good, plus he can play guitar and piano. Get him OUT of this Twilight BS and into something real, I agree

I'm waiting for his Hobo Deluxe look to return.

People hate on him because their girl and their mom thinks he cute. Thats the only reason.

thunderbird8804: he could actually go somewhere instead of wallowing in this Twilight crap

He'll be right with you after he's done organizing his boxes full of hundred dollar bills. After Harry Potter and being the Twilight male lead I imagine he'll be able to do whatever the hell he wants for the next 60 years. Someone said he got 12mil for the second one - anyway it's fair to say the young man should have a bare minimum of 20 mil on ice when it's over with.

Callahan'sMartiniShaker: His agent got him the original movie for a paycheck and he had never read the books or heard of it -he had no idea it was the Harry Potter of 40 year old women and barely post-pubescent girls.

It is fitting since he was Cedric Diggory.

I don't hate the guy for being in a bad movie. I kind of pity him, really. After getting permanently associated with one of the sh*ttiest franchises ever made, he'll have an uphill battle trying to convince anyone he's any kind of real actor.

And I sure as hell wouldn't want his fanbase. Most fantasy/sci-fi movie stars wind up with their share of mentally ill fans, but at least the majority of their supporters tend to be fairly rational. The Twilight series is so inexcusably awful, it's hard to imagine becoming a huge fan of the books and/or movies without suffering major head trauma first. The women stalking this poor guy are pretty much all deranged, or at least should claim to be deranged. Anyone obsessed with Twilight should embrace the insanity defense for all they're worth.

Time is on his side, however. Most of the truly crazed Twilight fans are already too old and tired to chase after him. By the time he's thirty, the nuttiest of them won't even have the energy to send him creepy emails anymore.

mycathatesyou: He's a successful, good looking 23 year old who has more money and women than any of you homos ever will. This must be why you guys greenlight a story about him every day. Maybe you are the gay ones who just want to look at his picture?

OBVIOUSLY

so, has someone used the twilight vibe on him in some slashfiction?

the fact that i even know that someone made a twilight vibe is rather disturbing.

hoboglove: mycathatesyou: He's a successful, good looking 23 year old who has more money and women than any of you homos ever will. This must be why you guys greenlight a story about him every day. Maybe you are the gay ones who just want to look at his picture?

OBVIOUSLY

Does that mean you're going to post pictures?

I was watching Millionaire Matchmaker the other night ( yeah yeah, I know ) and she was interviewing gay guys for a gay millionaire and she says to one gay guy, "You know, you would be a lot cuter if you didn't have "bozo hair." He replied, "This is Twilight hair!!" But you know what, when he went to the dinner to meet the gay mill, his hair was different.

I laughed. Hard.

Dude is hot, except when he talks.

A best of "New Moon:Rifftrax" is available on YouTube right now.

/no linky

mabelkitty: Dude is hot, except when he talks.

When he talks, I want to tell him to calm down and have a beer. He seems so nervous all the time

Actually, I'm starting to associate Vampires with Texas and the american midwest, after watching Dusk Til Dawn, John Carpenter's vampires, and Near dark.