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(HelenaIR.com) Cool Thieves fly coop after robbin' 150 birdhouses. Crooks watched prey like a hawk, may have hatched plot or just winged it on a lark, ducking in to snipe goods. Cops swallow pride, tern to Elliott Nest for flicker of hope, swift arrest   (helenair.com) divider line 28
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HotLonelyTeenageGirl
2010-03-21 07:51:07 PM
Dude, the reporter's phone number contains no area code! Exactly how small is this town?

(which then answers the questions about crazed meth addict crime sprees due to the easy availability of anhydrous ammonia)
 
Dupa
2010-03-21 08:29:22 PM
Subby, you quack me up, I'm going to tweet this, chicks will dig it.
 
SomGuye
2010-03-21 11:32:18 PM
bravo subby
 
wiredroach [TotalFark]
2010-03-21 11:32:39 PM
HotLonelyTeenageGirl: Dude, the reporter's phone number contains no area code! Exactly how small is this town?

(which then answers the questions about crazed meth addict crime sprees due to the easy availability of anhydrous ammonia)

Not only does the town only have one area code...the whole state only has one area code.
 
proser
2010-03-21 11:33:44 PM
Apparently the bird IS the word. I hadn't heard.
 
Ponzholio [TotalFark]
2010-03-21 11:35:26 PM
I don't want to egg suuby on, but that was pretty good...
 
Jeff73
2010-03-21 11:43:12 PM
I endorse this headline and/or service.
 
Monkeyfark Ridiculous
2010-03-21 11:44:38 PM
Looks like fowl play to me.
 
Chuckie2d0pe
2010-03-21 11:47:33 PM
Boobies?
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Nappy Imus
2010-03-22 12:09:29 AM
What state is this in?
 
zepplinrules
2010-03-22 12:11:00 AM
12 puns in one headline
Nice...
 
wiredroach [TotalFark]
2010-03-22 12:17:22 AM
zepplinrules: 12 puns in one headline
Nice...

13...
 
WordsnCollision
2010-03-22 12:17:34 AM
i162.photobucket.com

/wanted for questioning
 
FerroMancer
2010-03-22 12:22:37 AM
That's just cuckoo.
 
WeenerGord
2010-03-22 12:53:27 AM
Owl bet you those thieves are no chickens. That took guts.
 
oohpah
2010-03-22 12:59:25 AM
whew!
 
Young Rory Calhoun
2010-03-22 01:01:48 AM
Shut up Subby, you cock
 
Devolving_Spud
2010-03-22 01:02:52 AM
awful lot of puns in one headline, Subby!

bravo. bravo.
 
randomstranger
2010-03-22 01:08:32 AM
Tits.
 
Shocktopus
2010-03-22 01:29:28 AM
God those tortured pun headlines make me tired. I got three puns in and fuzzed out. BORING.
 
carver
2010-03-22 01:38:57 AM
subby:

4.bp.blogspot.com
 
Veritas
2010-03-22 01:49:49 AM
Headlines needs more tits and boobies but otherwise excellent effort. I think Farkers will be raven about it for some time.
 
Cytokine Storm
2010-03-22 01:50:15 AM
i294.photobucket.com
 
Arkanaut
2010-03-22 06:26:26 AM
carver: subby: [fail]

I'm sure subby has no egrets.
 
cats4rent
2010-03-22 08:32:45 AM
i think they just stole a trailer, and whatever the contents was a bonus. the birdhouses were likely just dumped.
 
Evil Twin Skippy [TotalFark]
2010-03-22 08:35:26 AM
/Golf clap, subby, golf clap
 
Type40
2010-03-22 10:40:14 AM
Penguins
 
This Looks Fun
2010-03-22 12:44:06 PM
Type40: Penguins

Groan.
 
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