Baskin Robbins, eh? Can I sample a cone of each of the 31 flavors?

And Thursday is My Fingers Are Bloating Because I'm A Fat Pig Day.

Sweet, both stores are within about 6 blocks of where I live.

Don't forget the Crisco so you can wedge your fatass kids out the door.

No Chunky Monkey for free in Texas...

...ya'll.

1c3 Cr34m 0wNz!

Top Ten Rejected Ben and Jerry Flavors

10. Rocky Roadkill

9. Cholesterol Chunk

8. Fudge Wapner

7. It Came from Wolf Blitzer's Beard

6. Contraceptive Crunch

5. Last Will and Testa-Mint

4. Marv Sherbert

3. Richard Simmons' Fruit Swirl

2. Michael Jackson's White Chocolate

1. Cookies 'n' Crack

/Letterman

phish food
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hmmm,one for each nipple - damn I have to walk around all day Tuesday with an icebox on right tit.

photoshop of said idea in 5..4..3..

I take nothing that is free, for freedom has its price.

ISeeYourDisease........
okay

Jeez. I remember when there was 1 B&J in the D.C. Metro area. I went to their webpage, there are _14_ now.

Two free cone days in a row?!?!?! And the End of Tax Season Party on Wednesday!?!?! It's my lucky week!

/celebrating

Chubby Hubby is the shizz, but there are none of these shops in downtown Chicago? WTF?

dag nabbit...none in alaska...oh the inhumanity. Where is Wavy Gravy when ya need him??????


/grateful dead reference

Eat it and get out.

Beldar does not live near either. I will just have to consume beer.

ECS

I went to a Ben & Jerry's 'round here awhile back. On Chicago Ave., close to Michigan Ave.???

and don't fark around and give me one of those shiatty little mini cones or any of that bullshiat.

Tadpole mmmm.... graeters, definitely the best ice cream out there, but so expensive in the store! but i suppose ben & jerry's is an acceptable second

great. and there isn't one of either within 100 miles of me. just spectacular

/starts running to nearest big town ala Chief Wiggum

ECS

Oh yeah, Baskin Robbins on Clark a few blocks north of Fullerton.

But that's not really "downtown".

I wish Brewster's had a free scoop day :(

I wish Deja Vu had a free scoop day

I wish Maggie Moo's had a free scoop day...

and not one of those bullshiat mini scoops either

ECS

Yeah, the B&J on Chicago Ave. is right near the red line 'L' stop. (This is sad -- I haven't lived in Chicago since 2000, and I can still remember where the Ben and Jerry's was. Perhaps because it was so close to Northwestern's med campus . . . and where else should sugar-jonesin' grad students go? :-D


Mmmmmm, fudge brownie . . .
/homer simpson

i submitted this last week with a MUCH funnier headline.

Ah, thank God, free food. College students rejoice!

What's with the funky font? First the colors, now the font, this place just isn't the same any more.

DownSouth: kwitcherbiatchin.

I'm not stepping one foot into a Ben & Jerry's until they bring back the Penut butter & Jelly flavor!

*Hoblit folds arms and holds breath

Choc.Fudge.Brownie=Frozen Crack

Yummie!

One love.

sweet! quite literally.

I used to be able to get a metric butt-ton of B&J when I was in Pensacola, but they're almost extinct here in Baton Rouge. I'm lucky to find more than 6 different flavors at a particular store, and even then it's the same 6 flavors at any other store...oh, how I miss my S.N.A.F.U. and Honey, I'm Home....good times, good times....

/fat bastard, thanks.

BendoverJerry

*almost extinct...I'm a dummy...I meant almost non-existant...I'm blaming that on the Ben&Jerrys too...

Phish food rules, eating some now...


/still fat

I don't know what the deal is with the fonts, but the color is hurting my eyes.

um.... pardon my profound ignorance, but Ben and Jerry's? where's that? I know it's a brand of ice cream, but where is the place actually located.

Syracuse sucks so bad that the nearest B&J's is in Rochester =/

Madame.M What happens on the factory tour? Floggings, paddles, whips? I normally pay extra for those things so a free tour, even with the mileage on the car, would be worth it.

dont ben & jerrys support cop killers?

MilkBone, ECS....Ben&Jerry's, just northwest of Chicago and State, across from the parking lot, , the Red Line stop, west of the pawn shop and the liquor store...
See ya there.

I forget... which one is the cat and which one is the mouse?

HoblitNo worries man. They still make it. Just saw some in a Chicago B&J a couple weeks ago. It is small batches like the seasonal stuff IIRC.

Kinda fun poking the fish on the B&J web page, they flip around & leave.
The angel fish have little haloes on them.
If you poke the diver, it goes "moo" (not mer)

We've only got one B&J's in the Toronto Area, but you can get it at Loblaws...

/goes to have some Chocolate Fudge Brownie...

They give you a free cone, but you gotta pay for the ice cream