Indolent: Did the officers check ebay or craigslist for the stolen items?

They're probably buried in the classifieds.

haha...headline made me chuckle. +1 to subby.

bingo the psych-o, I see what you did there.

I can feel the hell fire tickling my ass as I laugh at subby's headline... +1 subby, but you failed the savings throw. lol.

So how does that work when prepping for evening of grave-robbing?

Crowbar...check.
Shovel...check.
Defensive bag of human poop...check?

How does one arrive at the choice of that particular weapon?

She turned me into a newt!: So how does that work when prepping for evening of grave-robbing?

Crowbar...check.
Shovel...check.
Defensive bag of human poop...check?

How does one arrive at the choice of that particular weapon?

What kind of person would question the efficacy of throwing their own shiat at the police?

bingo the psych-o: Indolent: Did the officers check ebay or craigslist for the stolen items?

They're probably buried in the classifieds.


Win.

Awesome headline.

Nice work, Subby. +1

Honestly, who throws poo?

Whew! I couldn't handle another zombie thread so soon.

Indolent: Did the officers check ebay or craigslist for the stolen items?

Did they check the diagonal graves?

St. Peter is manning the Pearly Gates, and has just 3 people left before lunch break. He announces to all of them that in order to be let into Heaven and not get sent back to Purgatory they need to tell him what Easter is.

Peter calls the first one up, goes to a private area and quietly asks the man, "What is Easter?"

The man replies, "isn't that the holiday with the big fat guy with a long white beard and a red suit who goes around delivering presents to everyone?"

"No, that's Christmas," Peter says, "You'll have to go back to Purgatory for another few years."

Peter calls the next person up and asks her, "what is Easter?"

"Isn't that where we celebrate what we've been given and roast a turkey?" the woman asks.

"No, I'm afraid that's Thanksgiving and you'll have to go back to Purgatory for another few years," Peter says.

Finally the last man comes up after the previous two people have left and confidently announces that he knows what Easter is. Peter nods, clearly indicating that he'd like the man to come out with it.

"Well," the man says, "Easter is where this important guy was killed ... "

Peter nods emphatically, happy he'll be able to let someone into Heaven this morning.

"and they put him in this cave, and three days later he comes back out ... "

Peter is smiling, and starting to open the Pearly Gates to let the man in.

" ... and then he comes out of the cave, and he sees his shadow and we end up with 8 more weeks of Winter."

Did they see their shadows?

zarberg:
" ... and then he comes out of the cave, and he sees his shadow and we end up with 8 more weeks of Winter."

we have all experienced the disappointment of a homemade joke not being recognized as genius