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(Oregon Live) Sappy Sea lion netted in Sea Lion Caves. Sea lion lyin', sees no sea, so sea lion caves to Beavers   (oregonlive.com) divider line 23
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madmann
2010-03-21 10:23:04 AM
We're really pushing the "not news" envelope here.

I'm from Oregon, and even I don't give a shiat in the least.
 
SwiftFox
2010-03-21 10:43:00 AM
Steller journalism
 
Nightjars
2010-03-21 10:47:25 AM
madmann: We're really pushing the "not news" envelope here.

I'm from Oregon, and even I don't give a shiat in the least.

You'll get over it.
 
NittLion78
2010-03-21 10:49:23 AM
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MONSTERTRUCK
2010-03-21 10:53:00 AM
Going there is on my bucket list

/ducks
 
madmann
2010-03-21 10:56:50 AM
Nightjars: madmann: We're really pushing the "not news" envelope here.

I'm from Oregon, and even I don't give a shiat in the least.

You'll get over it.

Doubtful. This is the biggest issue annoying me right now.

/Pauses to imagine what life might be like if that were actually true.
 
Ponzholio [TotalFark]
2010-03-21 10:57:56 AM
They see me lion. They hatin'.
 
yakmans_dad
2010-03-21 11:02:56 AM
loose seal
 
Rohasman
2010-03-21 11:04:22 AM
yakmans_dad: loose seal

At least you didn't "pull a penguin" and go for ice-cream while your car was in the shop.
 
cryinoutloud
2010-03-21 11:05:46 AM
I went to Sea Lion Cave once! And we saw an orca swimming up in the cave, but he didn't catch anything.

/News from ~2003
 
BigSnatch [TotalFark]
2010-03-21 11:09:54 AM
This is such a stupid story that it should be thrown against the wall. Russ, my friend who is a journalist, would have a fit.
 
bullwinkl [TotalFark]
2010-03-21 11:17:10 AM
crap. this was so close to "Free sea lion -->"
 
Egalitarian
2010-03-21 11:49:59 AM
In before the "How dare people spend money and effort on saving a stupid animal when they could be saving poor humans" crowd.

\how come nobody gets outraged at the money and effort people spend on purely recreational activities like skiing or stamp collecting?
 
iamrex [TotalFark]
2010-03-21 11:58:40 AM
MONSTERTRUCK: Going there is on my bucket list

Really?!?

We went there while riding our bicycles from San Francisco to Seattle. All I remember about it are that it is at the top of a very long hill, costs a small fortune to get in, and smells horrific.
 
BroncoFan_17
2010-03-21 12:20:58 PM
Then a group of Canadians swarmed the place and beat all the sea lions to death.
 
Urinal Cake Mix
2010-03-21 12:57:18 PM
madmann: We're really pushing the "not news" envelope here.

I'm from Oregon, and even I don't give a shiat in the least.

Yeah, sea lions are pretty much the last thing anyone cares about. Plus, Sea Lion Caves smells like shiat and I can't imagine why any idiot tourist would willingly endure that to see an animal that they can just as well see in Florence or Newport.
 
AbbeySomeone
2010-03-21 01:31:50 PM
Urinal Cake Mix: madmann: We're really pushing the "not news" envelope here.

I'm from Oregon, and even I don't give a shiat in the least.

Yeah, sea lions are pretty much the last thing anyone cares about. Plus, Sea Lion Caves smells like shiat and I can't imagine why any idiot tourist would willingly endure that to see an animal that they can just as well see in Florence or Newport.

The fisherman on the Oregon Coast hate them as well. They are obnoxious.

BTW subbby your headline made me all spinny and shiat.
 
vengethis
2010-03-21 02:11:26 PM
assets.knowyourmeme.com
 
vlakorados
2010-03-21 03:07:02 PM
Go Beavs?

/got nothin'
 
1-phenylpropan-2-amine
2010-03-21 04:08:13 PM
OH MY GOD!
SEA LIONS?
IN THE SEA LION CAVE?
*panics and hyperventilates*

/Yes, I read the article. So don't ask.
 
bentley57
2010-03-21 05:59:42 PM
Meh.

But if you ever find yourself in the vicinity, Sea Lion Caves is absolutely worth the stop!
 
NDP2
2010-03-22 12:58:08 AM
bentley57: Meh.

But if you ever find yourself in the vicinity, Sea Lion Caves is absolutely worth the stop!

The caves themselves are pretty impressive with or without the sea lions.

And maybe it was just the time of year I was there but I found Cape Arago to be the best spot for sea lions. It seemed like there were hundreds of them on those rocks just offshore.
 
sezzme
2010-03-22 01:47:49 AM
Yup. They freed this sea lion so that it could have a chance to swim up the Columbia River, go munch on some endangered salmon at Bonneville Dam and get shot (new window). Welcome to Oregon.

/former oregonian
//raises a can of Schludwiller (new window)
 
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