You can't have your pudding if you don't eat your soup.

You can't have your pudding if you don't eat your soup.

School janitors hate kids. Not a jury in the world will convict him.

Came here for the Buffy reference, leaving satisfied.

Headline would've been better with it to begin with, IMO.

mop mop mop, all day long mop mop mop while I sing my song.

Gonna' wash them floors gonna' make them shine gonna' poison the little bastards with turpentine.

I always had pretty good food at school. Of course, I went during that glorious time right before everyone got all pissy about kids eating so unhealthy at school. You could eat chili cheese fries every day if you wanted, or get burgers, nachos, personal pizzas, or other unhealthy options on different days of the week. But that was just the a la carte, the meals on the regular daily menu weren't bad either.

I've never understood why I like her.

/my fantasy is SMG beating the crap out of Sarah Jessica Parker

What are you willing to bet that the man was unstable to begin with and the spoiled little snots pushed him over the edge by deliberately destroying the bath rooms (peeing on the floor & smearing poop on the walls,) leaving garbage all over the classrooms (gum under the desks & spit balls on the white boards,) and throwing food against the walls in the cafeteria day in and day out thus making his job unnecessarily disgusting and giving him significantly more work than he should have to do?

/I would love to see us here in the West take up at least one of the practices in the East; have children clean up the school at the end of the day under the supervision of the school janitor. Bet the little snow flakes would take much better care of the place if they had to clean it up.
//Of course it will never happen. Parents in both the U.S. and Great Britain would have a fit claiming that their precious little snowflakes are there to learn and not do menial labor.

T-Servo: I've never understood why I like her.

/my fantasy is SMG beating the crap out of Sarah Jessica Parker

Why do you advocate animal cruelty? Did some hose kick you when you were a child?

just2quixotic: T-Servo: I've never understood why I like her.

/my fantasy is SMG beating the crap out of Sarah Jessica Parker

Why do you advocate animal cruelty? Did some hose horse kick you when you were a child?

/FTFM

BENDER: Can I ask you a question?

CARL: Sure...

BENDER: How does one become a janitor?

CARL: You wanna be a janitor?

BENDER: No I just wanna know how one becomes a janitor because Andrew here, is very interested in persuing a career in the custodial arts...

CARL: Oh, really? You guys think I'm just some untouchable peasant? Peon? Huh? Maybe so, but following a broom around after shiatheads like you for the past eight years I've learned a couple of things...I look through your letters, I look through your lockers...I listen to your conversations, you don't know that but I do...I am the eyes and ears of this institution my friends.

It school's food had a pleasant aroma and had a savory flavor, which was a dead giveaway of outside tampering.

Since it's the first day of Spring and all, maybe he was just poisoning pupils in the playground.

No pictures of Argus Filch?

You farkers are slacking.

"Well what do we got here? Corn OFF the cobb."

I wrote a short story in high school about this.

//Didn't get arrested
//won a contest

just2quixotic: What are you willing to bet that the man was unstable to begin with and the spoiled little snots pushed him over the edge by deliberately destroying the bath rooms (peeing on the floor & smearing poop on the walls,) leaving garbage all over the classrooms (gum under the desks & spit balls on the white boards,) and throwing food against the walls in the cafeteria day in and day out thus making his job unnecessarily disgusting and giving him significantly more work than he should have to do?

/I would love to see us here in the West take up at least one of the practices in the East; have children clean up the school at the end of the day under the supervision of the school janitor. Bet the little snow flakes would take much better care of the place if they had to clean it up.
//Of course it will never happen. Parents in both the U.S. and Great Britain would have a fit claiming that their precious little snowflakes are there to learn and not do menial labor.

Apartment managers around the US would be thrilled.

Stupid parents won't even require kids to do chores at home. As such, when they get into the "real world" they have no idea how to clean up after themselves.

There might not be enough time to clean the whole school, but there's no reason why they can't give the classrooms a scrub down. Should take all of 10min, even with elementary kids.

/Seem to recall we did that a few times after messy art projects.

Skullduggery: Since it's the first day of Spring and all, maybe he was just poisoning pupils in the playground.

Is poisoning park pigeons passé presently?

/and maybe we'll do... in a squirrel or two...

School janitor arrested for trying to poison pupils' soup, which if it was anything like the swill they served us in school, would have been a big improvement would've gotten away with it too, if it were'nt for those meddling kids.

FTFM

/wanted for questioning.