UseLessHuman: There's a Bass Pro Shop not far from here, They have just about everything you need to survive for months. That's plan A.

Pffft--stupid plan. You'll be an entree before you know it. You don't think everyone else in your community is thinking the same thing??

/Checking ammo and food stores in attic and cistern on roof
//Garden will be replanted in the next few days
///When the zombies come, I'll just pull up attic stairs & wait it out.
//The most difficult thing about the impending Zombie Apocalypse will be pretending I'm not excited.

Pshaw.

I have my copy of "The Zombie Survival Guide" and "Zombieland." I figure I'm good to go.

My basic plan comes down to blocking the stairs (I live on the 3d floor) and killing everything that gets within a one-block radius for the first week. After that, I'll head north looking for survivors.

Where my weapons and supplies will come from is a closely guarded secret; I'm sure not telling any of you potential brain-baits.

hogans: I'm going down to the pub to ride this one out.



Approves

pyr8bwoy: i'm just going to get all my stuff from rednecks fatties. they are always the first to go and have stock piles of weaponsfood.

You can't eat bullets, dude. Sustenance first, THEN ammo.

I'm going to have to do ALL the heavy lifting, won't I?NobleHam: Plan C, steal a boat, ride out to an oil rig somewhere or hope to rendezvous with a cruise ship.

Hmmmm, I like this as a back-up plan. There are plenty of fishing boats at the marina nearby (the really big ones that people use for day trips). Stockpile w/water, catch some fish, and I'd be set for a good long while.

skinink: Everything I've planned on doing I learned from the Walking Dead

Become the twisted leader of a town & stage weekly Zombie Arenas?

I live in a farmhouse out in the middle of nowhere, it has a generator, a well under the kitchen that can be tapped with a bucket on a rope, 200 gallons of fuel oil in the inside tank and another 200 gallons in the buried outside tank. It also has tons of scrap lumber, metal and a full machine shop in the garage if I can get to it.

I have a pump 12ga, a 1911, and probably nowhere near enough ammo. I also have two sets of universal keys for Caterpillar and John Deer power equipment if I need to make an emergency bulldozer requisition. I also have a dozen or so old security cameras I could wire up if I needed to monitor a zombie attack.

I figure I'll be alright.

/ note to self. More ammo.

AR55: My plan is trekking to the Florida Keys. The hard part will be going through towns whose occupants have nothing in their mind, bodies that smell like wet dogs and methane, masses that heed no man, Godless beings that were sent here to rot, you know Floridians.

And they won't even be zombies yet....

At the risk of braggardry, my job is my plan. I may be but a humble copywriter, but I work at a mail-order sporting goods catalog housed in a giant concrete building situated in a natural valley, and bordered by a river to the east, and vacant lots to the west and north.. This place is LITERALLY packed to the actual rafters with firearms, knives, ammo, camping food, MRE's, and general survivalist gear. Plus, there are plenty of other dudes in my department my age who were raised on a steady doet of George Romero, Resident Evil and Left 4 Dead.

I just hope that when the Necropalypse comes, it hits between the hours of 8 am and 5 pm on a weekday. Because there is NOBODY as well-situated as I am.

Boo-yah.

I am liking these replies, getting valuable tips. Good thing, too, 'cos that flowchart was farking impossible to read.

JamisonJamieJames: brigid_fitch:
///When the zombies come, I'll just pull up attic stairs & wait it out.
//The most difficult thing about the impending Zombie Apocalypse will be pretending I'm not excited.

You should get a divorce and marry me, there will be no pretending. There will only be Lobos and reloads.

I may not need the divorce. Husband's foolhardy plan involves raiding the local hardware store. Yeah, like nobody else in the neighborhood has thought of that. People will turn into an angry mob in a matter of minutes if he grabs the only scythe in stock first.