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(NW Florida Daily News)   If you're sick today it's probably because you had cancer in a past life says psychologist who claims she was once a high priestess and leader of a mystic school in Egypt during the time of the pyramids   (nwfdailynews.com) divider line 115
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2010-03-20 08:42:15 PM
That's cool.

In my past life I was some asshole who died jobless and alone in some sh*thole country that doesn't exist anymore.
 
rmz
2010-03-20 08:46:17 PM
It's always a good sign when the article says she holds "a degree in psychology and a certification in hypnotherapy" without elaborating further.

I'm guessing an Associate's from the local community college, perhaps?
 
2010-03-20 10:05:28 PM
Wait...isn't this Scientology?
 
2010-03-20 10:05:44 PM
Okay, that's it. I'm laying off the past lives. At least until after Labor Day.

Oh, man. Now I'm already Jonesing. Got any past lives on you?
 
2010-03-20 10:19:00 PM
My sweetie has the most screamingly hilarious past-life regression therapy story that I've ever heard but I feel it's hers to share.
 
2010-03-20 10:21:23 PM
Meh, it's as scientific as the rest of psychology.
 
2010-03-20 10:23:37 PM
I'm sure she's still a high priestess.

/call me when the shuttle lands
 
2010-03-20 10:24:00 PM
Smarshmallow: Meh, it's as scientific as the rest of psychology.

+3
 
2010-03-20 10:24:24 PM
rmz: It's always a good sign when the article says she holds "a degree in psychology and a certification in hypnotherapy" without elaborating further.
I'm guessing an Associate's from the local community college, perhaps?


Bachelor's degree in psychology is about as useful as one in English. Except the English major can probably write better.
 
2010-03-20 10:24:54 PM
brap: My sweetie has the most screamingly hilarious past-life regression therapy story that I've ever heard but I feel it's hers to share.

tease
 
2010-03-20 10:26:03 PM
She says she once was a high priestess and leader of a mystic school in Egypt during the time of the pyramids.

Oddly, nobody ever discovers they were a ditch-digger or beggar.
 
2010-03-20 10:26:28 PM
yes, yes she was, and I was her love slave!
 
2010-03-20 10:26:30 PM
Smarshmallow: Meh, it's as scientific as the rest of psychology.

I lol'ed then realized I'm majoring in Psychology.

/and Physics.
 
2010-03-20 10:27:02 PM
I died in a past life...

...is that a bad sign?
 
2010-03-20 10:27:30 PM
And she was a crazy biatch back then too.
 
2010-03-20 10:27:45 PM
I knew her back then....we only told her she was a high priestess...even then, she was sort of...y'know...special?
 
2010-03-20 10:30:14 PM
Don't these crazies read the papers? There are like, what, more people alive right now than the total of all people who have ever lived in the past? Or something, meaning that there are not enough past lives to go around, let alone having multiple ones.
 
2010-03-20 10:30:34 PM
Smarshmallow: Meh, it's as scientific as the rest of psychology.

ZING!

/psych major
//doubling with biochemistry
 
2010-03-20 10:30:43 PM
"In Alice's practice as a professional God-based energy healer"

"When I work with clients, Keta holds and interacts with the energy I bring in. She sometimes even gurgles with it to hold onto it. This is very helpful to me, as I need to move in and out of the healing energy space that I have opened up in order to facilitate my clients work - in order to observe, listen, take notes, interact with what they are experiencing. Her partnership is extremely important to my work!"

Keta is her dog.

The stupid heals the stupid.
 
2010-03-20 10:31:12 PM
I think she just promoted herself from 'high priestess' to 'drama queen'

/she's freakin high, alright
 
2010-03-20 10:31:25 PM
claims she was once a high priestess and leader of a mystic school in Egypt during the time of the pyramids

Doesn't EVERYONE claim this?
 
2010-03-20 10:31:28 PM
That's not what I learned at Bible camp.

test.axisofweevil.com
 
2010-03-20 10:33:46 PM
In my past life I was a farmer, in the one before that I was a crofter. In the one before that I was a peasant. Pretty sure that's all I've ever been
 
2010-03-20 10:33:50 PM
"As for her own lives, McCall knows of more than 15, possibly more than 20."
Confused by the word "possibly" here.
 
2010-03-20 10:33:51 PM
OTOH, if you are a psychologist with no real idea of how people get cancer, you could be under the delusion that you are a reincarnated big shot. Because apparently, no obscure people ever get reincarnated.
 
2010-03-20 10:33:56 PM
"She partners with Archangel Michael, St Germaine and Archangel Raphael, as well as using sound and colored light energy, regression therapy, inner child work, energy pattern reformatting, guided imagery, affirmations and more."

/from her website, healingpath.info
WTF
 
2010-03-20 10:37:06 PM
rmz: It's always a good sign when the article says she holds "a degree in psychology and a certification in hypnotherapy" without elaborating further.

I'm guessing an Associate's from the local community college, perhaps?


http://healingpath.info/about.htm

Bachelor's degree. Want to know what my bachelor's degree in psychology qualified me to do? I drove a school bus until I got into graduate school.
 
2010-03-20 10:39:28 PM
Smarshmallow: Meh, it's as scientific as the rest of psychology.

You should have seen Physics when it was 130 years old. Makes psychology look airtight.
 
2010-03-20 10:40:24 PM
Florida?

I knew we must have the Baker Act for a reason.
 
2010-03-20 10:40:48 PM
Smarshmallow: Meh, it's as scientific as the rest of psychology.

The idea of reincarnation, like psychology, is constantly oversimplified and distorted and abused by average people.

/Read about reincarnation while researching for a story (where, yes, I employed distortion and abuse for the sake of entertainment.)
/ Generally open to the idea of reincarnation.
 
2010-03-20 10:42:10 PM
It's good to be able to understand how other people tick--social psychology, for instance, I think is fascinating. And just admit it, a lot of people could benefit from therapy. Being a good therapist is hard farking work. It might not be science, but it's draining and difficult.

Luckily, a lot of the time we can work our shiat out with good friends, the ones who really listen to us. But not always. if you have life-long issues about one thing or another, if things just keep going wrong, you need some help. You aren't figuring it out on your own.

the people who say that they are totally fine, there's nothing wrong with them, and they'd never talk to a shrink or somebody--that's usually a red flag that there's a whole farking lot wrong with them.

/I'm probably here today because of some good shrink
//the people who made me crazy are perfectly fine. Nothing wrong with them! Why would they ever go see a shrink?
 
2010-03-20 10:43:14 PM
Smarshmallow: Meh, it's as scientific as the rest of psychology.

Science!
 
2010-03-20 10:44:18 PM
Lanny Budd: Don't these crazies read the papers? There are like, what, more people alive right now than the total of all people who have ever lived in the past? Or something, meaning that there are not enough past lives to go around, let alone having multiple ones.

Jeez, you don't know much about this, do you? You move up the ladder of reincarnation--all the extinct animals are now people. Every time a baby is born, a critter must die.

That's why we're so, so good at wiping things out.
 
2010-03-20 10:44:20 PM
In my past life I was a vibrio cholerae bacterium. Killed a sheep.
 
2010-03-20 10:44:23 PM
Fjornir: That's not what I learned at Bible camp.

Where are her hands while she's thinking about Jesus spanking her?
 
2010-03-20 10:45:05 PM
jenny next: Smarshmallow: Meh, it's as scientific as the rest of psychology.

The idea of reincarnation, like psychology, is constantly oversimplified and distorted and abused by average people.


Like Bill Maher said, if reincarnation was true, we would have, at least once, seen a raccoon pick up a pencil and write "Help me. .My name is Charles and I used to be an accountant"
 
2010-03-20 10:45:07 PM
Smarshmallow: Meh, it's as scientific as the rest of psychology.

THIS

jaytkay: \Oddly, nobody ever discovers they were a ditch-digger or beggar.

And twice THIS.

Betcha she was also a Bablynonian king, a Chinese Empress, a Persian poet, a Medieval scholar, a mistress of an 18th century French king, a famous 19th century author, and Eleanor Roosevelt.
 
2010-03-20 10:45:51 PM
From her website:
All living and non-living things are energy. Our thoughts, intentions and beliefs are energy.

encefalus.com
"Luminous beings are we, not this crude matter."

Because of her Degree in Psychology, Alice is familiar with the role that your subconscious self plays in your automatic ways of being and reacting.

Speaking as a psychology professor, I would just like to say: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! You FAIL, Alice! You fail HARD! If I was your professor, I'd run my red pen dry of ink trying to correct the vast amounts of stupid on display here! Stop this, Alice! Stop! Stop now! Aaaargh!
 
2010-03-20 10:45:59 PM
In my past life I was Conan The Barbarian.

I want to so much once again hear the lamentations of women as I crush my enemies and see them driven before me.

This past life information cost me $3 fiddy.
 
2010-03-20 10:49:43 PM
cryinoutloud: Lanny Budd: Don't these crazies read the papers? There are like, what, more people alive right now than the total of all people who have ever lived in the past? Or something, meaning that there are not enough past lives to go around, let alone having multiple ones.

Jeez, you don't know much about this, do you? You move up the ladder of reincarnation--all the extinct animals are now people. Every time a baby is born, a critter must die.

That's why we're so, so good at wiping things out.


LOL:)
 
2010-03-20 10:50:57 PM
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2010-03-20 10:51:27 PM
Son of Thunder:
Because of her Degree in Psychology, Alice is familiar with the role that your subconscious self plays in your automatic ways of being and reacting.

Speaking as a psychology professor, I would just like to say: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!! You FAIL, Alice! You fail HARD! If I was your professor, I'd run my red pen dry of ink trying to correct the vast amounts of stupid on display here! Stop this, Alice! Stop! Stop now! Aaaargh!


No, no she's right. Freud. It has something to do with Freud. You have to go back and read your books again.

images.onset.freedom.com

Needs to hook up with this guy:

img704.imageshack.us

/"Animals love me. Trust me."
 
2010-03-20 10:54:30 PM
cryinoutloud: Lanny Budd: Don't these crazies read the papers? There are like, what, more people alive right now than the total of all people who have ever lived in the past? Or something, meaning that there are not enough past lives to go around, let alone having multiple ones.

Jeez, you don't know much about this, do you? You move up the ladder of reincarnation--all the extinct animals are now people. Every time a baby is born, a critter must die.

That's why we're so, so good at wiping things out.


So that's why I always dream about being a beetle in a past life.
 
2010-03-20 10:57:57 PM
See? Dumbasses don't exclusively flock to religion. They also flock to psychology.
 
2010-03-20 11:02:33 PM
You're all being glib. Stop being glib.
 
2010-03-20 11:06:01 PM
Harmania 2010-03-20 10:39:28 PM
Smarshmallow: Meh, it's as scientific as the rest of psychology.

You should have seen Physics when it was 130 years old. Makes psychology look airtight.


You shut your whore mouth about my luminiferous aether, you jewish-physicist scum.
 
2010-03-20 11:08:31 PM
Son of Thunder: Want to know what my bachelor's degree in psychology qualified me to do? I drove a school bus until I got into graduate school.

I bet the wheels were well balanced.
 
2010-03-20 11:09:31 PM
zepplinrules Quote 2010-03-20 10:57:57 PM
See? Dumbasses don't exclusively flock to religion. They also flock to psychology.


And some flock both ways at the same time.
http://christiantherapist.com/ (new window)
 
2010-03-20 11:09:34 PM
Finally clicked into TFA... Holy FARK - I DATED this crazy biatch once. No shiat.

I realized she was a total nutter when she started telling me about the "Chalice Well Water" she was "working" with, that was basically just colored oil floated on top of reddish water - obviously, a high ferrous content. Supposedly, it was magical water from the chalice well in England. Different colors healed different things. Just passing your hands over the vials apparently did it. She went into a little detail about how you couldn't disturb the vials, because that would throw off the "healing vibrations" - variations in the vibrations could be seen from the fact that the two colors of "water" would swirl about but not mix.

Yeah. One date, and done.
 
2010-03-20 11:13:17 PM
jaytkay:

Oddly, nobody ever discovers they were a ditch-digger or beggar.


Actually, I tried regression therapy at a Brian Weiss seminar, and I discovered that I was a drunk beggar in a past life.

/not going to argue whether or not it is real, but it felt real to me dammit.
 
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