Headbutt me, but I don't find Scotswomen on average nearly as attractive as Irishwomen.

That said, Gemma or Gillian.

I'll wait until Craig Ferguson weighs in on this. I trust his knowledge of Scottish women.

Scotettes are hot.

Cannot tell if they are hot or not without seeing knees.

Gemma or Claire. fap

Gemma and Claire. fap fap

/giggity

//When did Lindsay Lohan change her name to Paula?

They're actually not bad. Except for Lisa Winters. She looks like one of those over-pampered princesses that are unfortunately so prevalent in society today.

Get with the times subby, snickers bars are the best deep fried.

If it's not Scottish, it's crrrap.

Why do half of these women look like cast members of next season's Jersey Shore?

Site blocked at work? Can anyone help a fellow farker out with pics of the eye candy?

I don't like Fark's new design.



/Off to install Chrome's Flashblock equivalent...thanks for the reminder, Drew.

Biscuit Tin: Number six made a poor choice in deciding to go with her driver's license photo.

Done in one.

/still, bonnie lassie.

Well, not everyone can live up to the ideals of the civilized world *puts feet on desk*

What's a ginger slapper?

Biscuit Tin: Number six made a poor choice in deciding to go with her driver's license last-known photo.

The top three are absolutely beautiful.

AbbeySomeone: Get with the times subby, snickers bars are the best deep fried.

As a self-styled connoisseur of the genre I'd have to say that deep fried pizza (new window) followed by a deep friend double decker (new window) is the superior choice.

LordOfThePings: Scotettes are hot.

Kinda' gray teeth on the last one.

YourOwnMedicine: AbbeySomeone: a deep friend double upper decker (new window) is the superior choice.

FTFY

I don't know why her lips are chapped, but I'd sure love to moisten them.


/with my lips, you sickos!!

Two out of six have bad dye-jobs. Ewwww.

Shouldn't there be at least a couple of redheads? Please?

Deep fried mars bars, pizzas, sausages, snickers, and just about everything else you could think of.

But a friend of mine had a Cadbury easter creme egg and asked if they would deep fry it. Guy behind the counter looked at her like she had two heads.

LordOfThePings: Scotettes are hot.


Vera de Milo is Scottish?

Alacritous: Article is useless without audio of them speaking with that Scottish accent to go with each picture.

When I went to Glasgow, man, all the Scottish chicks were hot. But as soon as they started talking, it was a turn off. That accent is cool on a guy, but it totally doesn't work on a girl.

/now give me a nice irish accent anyday
//was disappointed in the irish lasses in Dublin

AbbeySomeone: Get with the times subby, snickers bars are the best deep fried.

People from the UK all eat Mars bars. I have no idea why, they are probably one of the crappiest of the mass produced crap candy bars. They're also very popular down here in Australia as well (along with "Turkish Delight", which is actually a candy and not a homosexual movie - or so "Johno" and "Dazza" have told me).

This may come as a shock to a lot of you fellows, but until relatively recently the idea of combining chocolate with peanutty goodness was sort of an alien concept to these backwards neanderthals. I know - quite shocking!

In fact, I dare say the only reason why I am married right now is because I had the good fortune to offer a Reese Peanutbutter Cup to a gorgeous Australian woman. She was instantly smitten with it (and me).

Okay, now that I've gotten that out of my system...

All joshing aside, Mars Bars are pretty farking terrible (they are identical to Milky Way in the states, but grosser) and yes, Snickers is better. But hey, sometimes crap is popular despite it being crap. I can make fun of Aussies for eating Vegemite (it's toe jam strained through a gym sock, seriously I would not be proud to have "invented" that) just as much as I can make fun of Americans for Taco Bell (hey, is cheese supposed to be fluro yellow and glow in the dark?). That being said, in terms of chocolate, Cadburys is better than Hersheys (except for the Kisses, which are for some reason just flat out awesome) and Reese Peanutbutter cups rule the fark out of all the candy bars.

Also, if anyone ever manages to get into a debate about Mars bars with some poor slob from the UK or down under, feel free to wait until they point out all the ways it's superior to those crap American candy bars, and then casually mention that you find it very interesting because the Mars bars was invented by an American - who stole the recipe from his father, also an American.

Byno: YourOwnMedicine: AbbeySomeone: a deep friend double upper decker (new window) is the superior choice.

FTFY

Nope. Snickers.

Space_Fetus: Site blocked at work? Can anyone help a fellow farker out with pics of the eye candy?

lol, they block the Scottish Sun but not Fark.
Here ya go

Gemma is hot!!



/just like this photo
//first slashies
///I'll be in my bunk

The brainy babe from Aberdeen said: "I'm also the Face of Farmfoods........"


That's one step up from being the "Face of Raking In Bins Outside Fast Food Shops"

kaimaru: Gemma is hot!!


Too bad she applies her makeup with a trowel.

Korangulation: was disappointed in the irish lasses in Dublin

Are you crazy? Upon seeing the first Irish chick when I left my hotel in Dublin, I got a serious chub. And for the next nine hours, it only got worse. Especially when you're trying to hide a weapon as big as I've got.

/uh, yeah. really.

Is Tiger Woods banging these chicks?

Poison Appleseeds: Is Tiger Woods banging these chicks?

If any of them are cocktail waitresses then I give 3 to 5 odds.

jaytkay: Space_Fetus: Site blocked at work? Can anyone help a fellow farker out with pics of the eye candy?

lol, they block the Scottish Sun but not Fark.
Here ya go

Much obliged. Actually they did block fark, but i convinced management it was a "news" site. HA HA!

What about this lovely lass?

THX 1138: Korangulation: was disappointed in the irish lasses in Dublin

Are you crazy? Upon seeing the first Irish chick when I left my hotel in Dublin, I got a serious chub. And for the next nine hours, it only got worse. Especially when you're trying to hide a weapon as big as I've got.

/uh, yeah. really.

Every girl I saw was wearing way too much make up, and even with the makeup most of them were a 'meh'. Plus you had no idea what was underneath.

I think I've been spoilt by Toronto. Imagine all the world's hottest women, in one place.

Korangulation: Imagine all the world's hottest women, in one place.

Like, compressed into a singularity?

Korangulation: Imagine all the world's hottest women, in one place.

The Pirelli Calendar shoot? I think that happened in Brazil this year; it sure wasn't Toronto.

Alacritous: Article is useless without audio of them speaking with that Scottish accent to go with each picture.

MEGA-this.

What?! NO KILT THREAD?!

Korangulation: I think I've been spoilt by Toronto. Imagine all the world's hottest women, in one place.

You obviously haven't been to Vancouver in the summertime.

lelio: What's a ginger slapper?

Red haired sluts.

Accept noo substityoots, ya pooftas.

Mangoose: lelio: What's a ginger slapper?

Red haired sluts.

Oh, so sprayers then.