Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood Passersby were amazed by the unusually large amounts of blood

Actually you should have the right to go nude on your own property. Long as you have a 25 ft high fence around it and no one can see your ugly saggy old wrinkled elephant skin wandering around.

Why got smokin' hot 18 year old girls do this?

I've got a few neighbors that lay around naked in the summer. They're all older ladies, not the sort most people would get excited upon seeing. But that's not the point. If they want to sun themselves for all the world and God to see, more power to them. We're all naked underneath our clothes. It's bizarre that people have issues with nudity.

Everyone seems to like to talk about how great nude beaches and liberal clothing laws are. The sad reality is that there are very. very few people who should be allowed to get naked (and unless more than one stranger has come up to you and said that you should be naked, you shouldn't be naked).

The sadder thing is that those who should get naked, never get naked. They've realized that while they keep their clothes on, they've got a certain amount of power (e.g. of the "If I buy her a new car, maybe she'll let me see her naked" variety). They're not dumb enough to give it away for free.

This is why I'm against nude beaches and liberal clothing laws.

from the comments

wow. Americans can be such prudes and such. This is no big deal in Europe. Topless?? Wouldn't even faze anyone.

I realize America is a bit more conservative than Europe, but this is bullshiat.

It's always the ones you don't want to see naked that become nudists.

She's not terrible looking. Why would you call the cops on someone who is not terrible looking?

mynamebackwards: I realize America is a bit more conservative than Europe, but this is bullshiat.

No it's not.

The "people who want to be nudists" set have no intersect with the "people I want to see nude" set.

Damn math.

Egalitarian: wow the video was full of rational people giving intelligent responses. I'm pleasantly surprised.

Wow, you weren't kidding. Where's the outrage we as a society have become so accustomed to?

mynamebackwards: from the comments

wow. Americans can be such prudes and such. This is no big deal in Europe. Topless?? Wouldn't even faze anyone.

I realize America is a bit more conservative than Europe, but this is bullshiat.

They have orange juice ads with lesbians and dildos. (new window, NSFW)

/Hapi Djus

I was perfectly fine with this until I heard that the reason for said nudity was "that's our way of worshipping."

That sort of remark does not help promote sensible body attitudes. It further associates nudity with "Boomertard acid casualty moonbattery."

swahnhennessy: It's bizarre that people have issues with nudity.

If by bizarre you meen unusual, it's more accurate to say that it's bizarre to find people that dont have issues with nudity.

austerity101: They have orange juice ads with lesbians and dildos. (new window, NSFW)

Sorry, it worked in the preview for some reason.

Hairy man-boobs still legal.

Obama is a sekret nudieist.

brigid_fitch: What is that cool playground thing the little girl is playing on during the 1st interview? And why didn't we have them growing up??

They have one in downtown Tampa, in a pretty cool modern playground. Had a tough time peeling my kids off of it when we had to go. All kinds of awesome.

Maybe they could try, you know, not looking. Too much to ask, I guess.

AbbeySomeone: Why call them on anyone who isn't violent, or an immediate threat to your safety?

Id call if they were keeping me awake at 3am doing burn-outs in the neighboring church parking lot even though I let it slide for 20 minutes cuz it was just teens having fun but enough is enough.

What was the question?

i dont see what the problem is if someone wants to walk around naked thats there choice i thot this was suppose to be a free country? wtf

In the immortal words of Weyman C. Wannamaker Jr. (a great american), whats the difference between naked and nekkid?
Naked - means you have no clothes on.
Nekkid - means you have no clothes on, and are "up to somethin".

Approves.

I feel sorry for the children that had to see this vile woman's nudity. These kids will need a great deal of counseling to cope with this tragic event. I'm so glad that I was lucky enough to never have seen a naked lady when I was in my developmental stages of childhood. That's what I turned out perfect.

Breasts are harmful to children and should be restricted to what God intended them for, titillation.

Don't understand the outrage against naked boobies. Especially don't understand why it's an issue about protecting children. One would think young children are the least likely group to be harmed by sight of the naked breasts since they are the ones most likely to associate breasts with nutrition rather than sexuality.

Sort of want? Need pics to be sure.

Has anyone here ever seen a self-proclaimed "nudist" that actually looked good nude? Me neither.

Ah Boulder, 50 square miles surrounded by reality. My husband regularly has to work there and he's brought back several stories that are about on par with this one. I say nuke 'em from orbit, it's the only way to be sure...

/not like Cowtown doesn't have it's own problems, but at least we don't see our elderly neighbors gardening/mowing lawns in the buff
//the church/liqour store/school combo every other block is still unnerving, though but I'll take that over having to keep eyebleach on hand

Wow, what a non-issue. Anybody that complains about public nudity is a farking hypocrite and a self-righteous prude. How the Hell is it any worse than rape, drug dealing, murder, arson, or rape?

AbbeySomeone: Why call them on anyone who isn't violent, or an immediate threat to your safety?

Unfortunately, America is full of nosy ninnies who have such shallow, empty lives themselves, that they need to go out and find strangers who aren't hurting them or anyone else, and tell them how they should be living their lives.

trancemission: Has anyone here ever seen a self-proclaimed "nudist" that actually looked good nude? Me neither.

Exactly.

AbbeySomeone: FuturePastNow: She's not terrible looking. Why would you call the cops on someone who is not terrible looking?

Why call them on anyone who isn't violent, or an immediate threat to your safety?

So if you saw someone break into the house across the street when the owners weren't home and they started loading stuff into their van you would just watch?

In Ontario it would be completely legal. (So long as it's not for profit, like advertising something, or prostitution.)

/not that it ever happens, of course
//damn

Oops, to clarify, not necesarily eyebleach for the folks in the article (but still, ewwww. guess I'm a prude, but whatever) I was thinking about my block where hubs and I are the youngest and everyone else is at least in their 60's and mow their lawns obsessively-every other day. Do Not Want. They'd better keep their clothes on.

austerity101: mynamebackwards:
They have orange juice ads with lesbians and dildos. (new window, NSFW)

/Hapi Djus

To be fair, what tasty breakfast beverage isn't improved by lesbians and dildos?