You really shouldn't try to stop people from killing themselves in the privacy of their own homes.

I was going to come into this thread and skeptically ask if this happened last year, but then I read the article and saw that it had. That's really strange that Demi Moore may have saved two people from committing suicide via Twitter.

Demi-
Ashton is a big boy now...
If he wants to off himself, FOR THE LOVE OF GOD, LET HIM!!!

Congratulations, Dennis Moore!

Why the hell do people keep telling Demi Moore that they're going to kill themselves? Jesus...
Also, if that guy thought no one would care if he killed himself, what the fark makes him think people will care enough to watch the live feed of him doing it?

I like Demi Moore. She makes good beef stew.

"That ugly chick from..."

Are you 13, subby?

/expect that in the comments, not the headline

"Updating fans about the situation, the My Big Fat Greek Wedding actress wrote on her Twitter page..."

Let's not turn into a spectacle or anything.

Moore appealed to the youngster with the username 'jeremyllynch' by writing, "R U rlly (really) asking 4 (for) help?"

Jesus. R.I.P., English language. We hardly knew ye.

I always thought the chick in My Big Fat Greek Wedding was cute. Maybe she's not a triathlete, but still cute.

I really think Demi should be investigated. It's no coincidence people keep wanting to kill themselves while she's around. I think she's staging it.

/not really.

Methinks the guy is messing with the brilliant Mrs Kutcher

@mrskutcher yes
10:06 PM Mar 18th via web

@mrskutcher I am going to send a live feed of me hanging myself. No one cares if I die or not.
10:05 PM Mar 18th via web

@mrskutcher I'm about to go hang myself from a tree outside my house and end my life. I have no reason to live anymore.
10:05 PM Mar 18th via web

I have messed up my life bad. I'm thinking about killing myself.
9:25 PM Mar 18th via web

/die twitter die

It's funny to me that people say Nia is ugly and then show up in threads saying that ugly French news chick, or Megan Fox, or Lady Gaga, or that unattractive nerd-chick from "The Guild" are "sexy".

Personally, I think Nia's cute and sexy. I'd take her over Megan Fox any day. Subby is apparently afraid of real women.

Agrees with Zero Corpse, I never bought that America Ferrera was ugly either...

Luckily if you read the article the picture is of Demi Moore and not Greeky McHugeNose

/She's not ugly, just has a big nose and chin

ZeroCorpse

I don't think anyone is saying Lady Gaga is a real woman.

HappyLittleTree: ZeroCorpse

I don't think anyone is saying Lady Gaga is a real woman.

Well, part women.

Wouldn't it truly be selfserving for those two to get publicity from this?

ZeroCorpse: It's funny to me that people say Nia is ugly and then show up in threads saying that ugly French news chick, or Megan Fox, or Lady Gaga, or that unattractive nerd-chick from "The Guild" are "sexy".

Personally, I think Nia's cute and sexy. I'd take her over Megan Fox any day. Subby is apparently afraid of real women.

You reek of teh ghey.

FarkinFarker: ZeroCorpse: that ugly French news chick



Yeah, she's so hideous.....

I don't see anyone, is she behind that wall of makeup?

Personally, I would watch Nia Vardalos on Megan Fox every day.

ZeroCorpse: Personally, I think Nia's cute and sexy. I'd take her over Megan Fox any day. Subby is apparently afraid of real women.

Nah, You just like to settle for whatever is available.

ZeroCorpse: It's funny to me that people say Nia is ugly and then show up in threads saying that ugly French news chick, or Megan Fox, or Lady Gaga, or that unattractive nerd-chick from "The Guild" are "sexy".

Personally, I think Nia's cute and sexy. I'd take her over Megan Fox any day. Subby is apparently afraid of real women.

How can you be wrong in every thread.

danielem1: FarkinFarker: ZeroCorpse: that ugly French news chick

Yeah, she's so hideous.....

I don't see anyone, is she behind that wall of makeup?

Yep, hideous.

StoPPeRmobile: danielem1: FarkinFarker: ZeroCorpse: that ugly French news chick

Yeah, she's so hideous.....

I don't see anyone, is she behind that wall of makeup?

Yep, hideous.

Faptacularly hideous.

StoPPeRmobile: danielem1: FarkinFarker: ZeroCorpse: that ugly French news chick

Yeah, she's so hideous.....

I don't see anyone, is she behind that wall of makeup?

Yep, hideous.

She has a fat, weird nose. Otherwise, she's plain and boring-looking.

ZeroCorpse: StoPPeRmobile: danielem1: FarkinFarker: ZeroCorpse: that ugly French news chick

Yeah, she's so hideous.....

I don't see anyone, is she behind that wall of makeup?

Yep, hideous.

She has a fat, weird nose. Otherwise, she's plain and boring-looking.

My girl says you are farking insane and to post this.

ZeroCorpse: StoPPeRmobile: danielem1: FarkinFarker: ZeroCorpse: that ugly French news chick

Yeah, she's so hideous.....

I don't see anyone, is she behind that wall of makeup?

Yep, hideous.

She has a fat, weird nose. Otherwise, she's plain and boring-looking.

It's nice to meet someone who likes being difficult for the sake of being difficult. The kind of person who will argue the opposite of what everyone else says, for some reason unknown to all but their own convoluted minds. When the day comes that you die (hopefully after a long and fruitful life), would you kindly donate your brain to science so we can crack the case on this debilitating mental disorder?

Subby who lives in mommies basement daring to judge others, how quaint.

Nia Vardalos is an attractive woman, but such a terrible filmmaker that she makes Nora Ephron look like Steven Spielberg in comparison.