The goats were also watching "Lord of the Dance"?

I hope someone greenlights this tomorrow too!

Horny goat weed surrenders?

LordOfThePings: The goats were also watching "Lord of the Dance"?

Now you know why they needed the weed.

Police seized
-a video of the "Lord of the Dance."
-A 75-gram bag of marijuana


I guess the cops needed to watch something after smoking all that pot.

Also, who names their kid Wiebo? Is that short for something?

Weeaboo? (new window)

I dunno about all that other crap, but there should definitely be a law against Lord of the Dance.

Makes sense to me.

/Principal caughtsayof goats, charges and misses most of the burger anyway

In fairness, pregnant goats are never in the mood. Plying them with the sticky icky is basically your only chance.

The_Fuzz: Police seized
-a video of the "Lord of the Dance."
-A 75-gram bag of marijuana


I guess the cops needed to watch something after smoking all that pot.

Also, who names their kid Wiebo? Is that short for something?

Read that as "yam bag". Still did not find amusing.

Ludwig's long-standing fight against sour gas wells around his farm - wells he says have led to stillbirths in his children and poisoned his animals - have given him a national profile

Children. As in more then one. If you thought that the gas wells (how?) were causing your children to be stillborn, wouldn't you, I dunno, MOVE? Or start using birth control...

He was a glorious man of God, the goat was later shot.

One of my teachers swore that marijuana was the best thing for helping his wife with her morning sickness. Apparently the kid is a certified genius, so no harm was done.

/DRTFA

If the police are worried about anything, it should be the marauding herds of pregnant stoned goats. Not something you want to have to deal with. Probably why Wiebo had the guns.

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That's just wrong. Goats shouldn't smoke while pregnant.

HumbleGenius: That's just wrong. Goats shouldn't smoke while pregnant.

Its ok, I think they were eating it, so it was more of a body stone. Plus, how much more stupider do you think a baby goat could get?

I get medicine for goat!

/hot like man-wax

THC can be used to treat symptoms of OCD, narcolepsy, and even certain antisocial symptoms/disorders. IT may even help increase neural communication between the two halves of the brain, as evidence by its effect upon some epilepsy sufferers.
Some literature for your perusing:
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And afterward maybe you can scoot on over to this site and shoot a letter at your congressman about legalization Link

It's legal in Michigan. I just need a prescription and I am all set. I guess.

Ringshadow: Medicine for goat?

I still feel like I'm missing something with the whole Lord of the Dance video...

The marijuana, he said, was fed to pregnant goats to help with the delivery.

He said he has no clue why police would want a copy of Irish jigs in the "Lord of the Dance" video. "It's music the girls dance to."

Ludwig's long-standing fight against sour gas wells around his farm - wells he says have led to stillbirths in his children and poisoned his animals - have given him a national profile. His fight has been turned into a book, a TV movie and a stage play.

Who is this guy and why have I not heard about him before?

It's for my goats, officer. *snicker*

Really.

They're pregnant. And. Um. They don't have thumbs so I have to help them. With the whole smoking thing.

/what?

Goats are cool.

Did not Peter Tosh tell us that "goats love to play with it" in his anthem "Legalize It"?

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It was just, like, reggae research maaaaan!

Weeeee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-hee-eeeeed!

Could have been worse... coulda been for his pregnant gootse.

gootse.